A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
Hi Shane. Normally random music requests are annoying and I didn't really listen to your music to be honest- but I did add you because although I think beards are kind if, well, weird, you do wear yours exceptionally well, so good for you Shane. I'm sure I'll get around to listening to your songs. ;Þ