Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)
Shane Kinney
Shane Kinney Some people go to the gym to feel better about themselves...I go to the dollar store.

Male
34 years old
Kittery, Maine
United States



Last Login: 12/1/2009
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    Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Interests
GeneralMy pug dog Bella, music, comedy, movies, travel. I'm itching to hit Europe soon. Who wants to go? Let's not shave and eat really bad food. But at least we can have pictures on myspace that makes it look like we actually did something with our lives other than hang out on myspace. Just a thought.
MusicI love a lot of stuff from Pop rock to Heavy metal. Right now I'm listening to Minus the Bear, John Coltrane, Jimmy Hartman, Judas effin Priest, Funeral for a Friend, Armor for Sleep, Jimmy Eat World, Danko Jones, Sparta, Saosin, Muse, Ween,Brand New, David Gilmour, Coheed and Cambria, Alkaline trio, The Meters, Motion City Soundtrack, Headstart, Iron Maiden, Angels and Airwaves, Anberlin, Army of Anyone,Soilwork,Anchor and Braille, Headstart, Arch Enemy, and Yellowcard. But this will change.
MoviesDocumentaries, Comedy, and Suspense/Thrillers. And Team America. And Spinal Tap. And stuff with good actors in it. That's kind of a prerequisite for me. If it's an actor I like, I'll try it. Example: Gary Coleman or Solei Moon-Frye.
TelevisionThe Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, Six feet under, Entourage, and ANY Court TV , Biography, or Animal Planet shows, except Animal Cops. I can't hack that one.
BooksA Confederacy of Dunces, anything by Joe Queenan, and Biographies. Reading some more Wayne Dyer right now to lessen the suck factor.
HeroesAnybody who does exactly what they want and prospers from it.

Groups: Sexy Pug Lovers!I HEART PUGSTwisted RootsDrummer's RegisterStand-Up ComedyPeople who LOVE ComedyNYC Underground Comedy FestMaine Comedy

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     Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Spruce Head
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian/Drummer/Writer
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Schools
Georges Valley High School
Thomaston, MAINE
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
 

1990 to 1994

   Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Networking
Music - Performance - Drums

Publishing - Writer - Columnist

Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer


   Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Companies
Sabian, Inc
Meductic, CA
Artist/Endorser

Sonor
Glen Allen, VA US
Artist/Endorser




Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!) Lost on Liftoff on The Brand New TV Show - check it out this Thurs at 11pm on WPME Posted at 1:01 AM Nov 25
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   Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Blurbs
About me:



I'm Shane, I'm a comedian/drummer/writer/actor based out of Portland, Maine. I have performed stand up comedy across the country and Canada too, and I am playing drums in a band called, "Lost on Liftoff." We have a spot with music at myspace.com/lostonliftoff, or www.lostonliftoff.com. Dig it! I'm also a columnist for the (now defunct)FACE magazine, which was available in Portland, if you are from away, I do post them on my blog, and the entire catalog is available at www.shanekinney.com. I also sell Real estate and I am into the apartment rental business. I've just acquired my second building and I'm always looking for more. If you or any of your friends or family are looking to purchase or sell a home, please consider me and feel free to send me a message with any questions you may have. And last, but certainly not least, I am the proud owner of a pretty little pug dog, Bella. She is my pride and joy.

Who I'd like to meet:
Pathologically, compulsively honest people.


Here are some clips of me performing. You will need Windows media player to view. There is some adult content, so kids, beware! If you are under 18-GET OUT!

Wear your seatbelt when pleasuring yourself.
Shopping with the ex.
Dealing with a white heckler who is convinced he's an African American


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Here are some drum videos. If you don't play drums, you may find these boring.

Recording "Greens And Yellows"

Recording "You Idiot"

Getting Drum Sounds

Simple Kick Snare Hat Groove

Say Hello To The Dork Cam

Recording "Don't Change"



My Fiend Space
I have No Class
My Sister Shannon

The Divine Miss B

Bob Rupp
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My Band Lost on Liftoff

Drum Center of Portsmouth

My Old Band Broken Clown

My other project: Billy Winn

Highway Jackson

The Best Drums On The Planet

Danko Jones

My Choice of Cymbals

Shanker

Ted

Danny

My Favorite 7th grade teacher

The Craveman

Nick

Curdo the Turdo

James The Soundman Whisperer

Tim Z

Labor Day

DAMN! Management

Wyman

Titties

Pigboat

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   Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Friend Space (Top 23)
Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!) has 924 friends.
 Miss Bella Boo Kinney 


 LOST ON LIFTOFF 


 Broken Clown 


 Sonor USA 


 krankin 


 God's other uglier, less fantastic son 


 Daniel 


 walter. 


 Mark with a K 


 James 


 Bruce Dickinson 


 Labor Day Records 


 wyman 


 Brian 


 RADIOTRON_36 


 Pigboat 


 Bermuda Schwartz 


 Danko Jones 


 Bob Rupp 


 ♥ Always Kiss Me Goodnight ♥ 


 Tom 


 I'm my own worst enemy 


 raymi 





Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)'s Friends Comments
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Rob Wade

Rob Wade



Sep 21 2009 1:46 AM

Shane!  Hope you are having a blast on your B-day!
Daddy Black Boots

Daddy Black Boots



Sep 18 2009 2:50 AM

Happy Birthday Shane!! 29 again!! hehehe
Hey Man - I heard you opened your own shop in Portsmouth. Congrats!! Good Luck!
Tom.
Facemelter

Facemelter



Aug 7 2009 1:39 PM

Dude,...talk to me.  You are the most intelligient metal head comedian I've ever met.  Actually,...you're the ONLY intelligient metal head comedian I've ever met!!
Let's hook up bro, it's been way too long.
Sören Leupold

Sören Leupold



Jul 9 2009 6:50 AM

Hello Shane,
thanks a lot for your friendship!
I wish you all the best for your new drumshop. It looks great!!
Death♪Metal♪Girl

Death♪Metal♪Girl



Jul 7 2009 1:30 AM

Thank you so much for the swivel nuts (?) - I got my 8" tom all fixed up, now my kit is a full 7 piece again. I went to so many places and no one had a clue what part I needed. See you soon!
D-No

Dean Gilbert



Jun 25 2009 12:40 AM

Yo Shane.. Check out my profile pic with that sweet Spaun kit yu sold me.  You are the man.  Looks like you have a new venture....best of luck.  You always have a place to roll and crash in Rumfid!!!  Were playing at the shak this Sat./ Come down for a Jager swirler!!  U rock
 


 


 

 
danny aaaaaaaaaa

danny aaaaaaaaaa



Jun 20 2009 11:16 PM

whats up shane??? all the drums in this vid you sold to me. i come see your new shop soon !!!!Athame @ Champion's
John

John



Jun 10 2009 12:18 AM

Hey Shane, many congrats on the new shop. If I ever buy another drum set, it'll be from you.

John Hardin (Panzer)
Gee Cobain

Gee Cobain



May 26 2009 9:09 PM

Hey Shane!
How's things?
Roosta

Shawn Roussin



May 17 2009 5:31 PM

Man! I had no idea about the New DrumShop of Portsmouth. Where is it gonna be! Tell me more!
DRUMSPACE

DRUMSPACE



May 14 2009 2:48 AM

Thanks Shane,
I hope that you enjoy your special delivery.

DRUMSPACE IS THE PLACE !!!!
Graham

Graham



May 6 2009 11:10 PM

they sound AMAZING! They look great, but a new set of Paiste's will really set them off...wink wink
Weapons (NEW CD 2010)!!!

Weapons (NEW CD 2010)!!!



Apr 14 2009 1:50 PM

"Rime of The Ancient Mariner" against "Hot Rockin'"??? No contest. Maiden.
Emerald Honor

Emerald Honor



Mar 25 2009 10:10 AM

Hey there, Stephen from Emerald Honor here! Just wanted to say thanks for being our friend! :) We hope you're still enjoying our music! Stay tuned for HUGE updates in the near future, including; new music, pics, and tour dates! Spread the word like wildfire and help bring us to your town!!! Thanks for all of your support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


<3 Emerald Honor
Gee Cobain

Gee Cobain



Mar 25 2009 4:38 PM

Comedy Show Friday...?
YAY! :D

you rock!
IE

IE



Mar 28 2009 2:57 PM

What? You had a show last night?
K.Lo.

K.Lo.



Apr 1 2009 10:14 PM

The name of tonight's new South Park: "Eat, Pray, Queef”.

AWESOME!
Gunnar

Gunnar



Apr 9 2009 7:22 PM

Emerald Honor

Emerald Honor



Mar 13 2009 11:05 AM

hey there, Stephen from Emerald Honor here! i just wanted to say THANK YOU for being our friend! stay tuned for the next few weeks as we'll be unveiling some HUGE updates, including; Brand New Music, pics and tour dates! spread the word like wildfire and help bring us to your town! :) thanks for all of your support, we appreciate you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


<3 Emerald Honor
Gee Cobain

Gee Cobain



Mar 13 2009 6:00 PM

omg. and I was JUST at the dollar store, too... spent a whopping $4.20
(seriously, though)
:)

Hope you're doing awesome, Shane!
Sonorgirl

Sonorgirl



Mar 4 2009 5:02 PM

Hello from Canada! Thanks for accepting my request, I'm delighted to have you as a drummer friend!

Be well and keep on groovin'!
♥ Always Kiss Me Goodnight ♥

♥ Always Kiss Me Goodnight ♥



Mar 3 2009 8:20 PM


New Hero funny picture
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Mmmaster of Puppets (♥s SCR)

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Feb 21 2009 11:54 PM

Totally wanted to see u tonight but tix are all sold out :( Next time u should save me some!
RADIOTRON_36

RADIOTRON_36



Feb 3 2009 3:44 PM

Markboat

Markboat



Jan 30 2009 6:39 AM

Thought of you...
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