Lil' Shank
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Male
33 years old
AUBURN, California
United States



Last Login: 2/8/2008
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    Lil' Shank's Interests
GeneralRacin', Boozin', Drinkin', Fast Food, Those little toy soldiers with the parachutes attached.
MusicBob Log III is the greatest ever. Period. End of dicussion. You don't know what the hell you're talkin' about so don't even mess.
MoviesMovies are for makin' out with the locals, so any one will do. I prefer ones with bikinis and explosions though.
TelevisionI like big televisions, it's got to be at least thirty inches to even get my attention.
BooksGreat for levelin' my card table with the bent leg.
HeroesFirst off, yes I do love The Intimidator, I didn't kipe his number. He is #3, I am #03. Big difference. My real hero is Wendel Scott.

     Lil' Shank's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Texarcana
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Race car driver
Income:Less than $30,000



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About me:
What can I say, I'm a dirt track demon. I'm just out to make a living, makin' my way, the only way I know how. .. width="425" height="350">..>
Who I'd like to meet:
Girls who like to party. Guys who like to buy other guys drinks, in a purely platonic way.

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Mar 24 2008 6:32 AM

DINOSAUR ROBOT
GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES
HEY LOOK OUT!
WHY?
DINOSAUR ROBOT WITH A BIG SURPRISE!
'Lightnin' Rod Smooot





Feb 18 2008 6:15 AM

My friend Chuck is my new best friend cuz you don't update yor site ever. and I mean ever. We're rockin without Shankster the Yangster hehe. Hot Rod
Holly





Dec 28 2007 4:56 PM

If it weren't for you and your obscene phonecall on the 25th, I would have had a really bad Christmas. Thanks for thinking of me! Love you Shank.
Amy





Nov 21 2007 1:51 AM

Happy Berfday, Shankster!
Yeeeeeeeee-HA!!!
Linda





Nov 20 2007 9:32 PM

Have a most charming birthday!!
If and when you ever decide to get on here!! :)
Holly





Nov 20 2007 2:36 PM

Happy Birthday Shankie-Baby! Go buy yourself something real nice, I mean REAL nice and then pretend it's from me. Damn I'm thoughtful.
NR 159





Aug 6 2007 9:18 AM

Heeeey. Heeeey.

What's up, man?
Stacieey





Jul 27 2007 12:12 AM

have you gotten to the bottom of our little situation yet?
'Lightnin' Rod Smooot





Jul 2 2007 6:28 AM

Dam it shank! Yer pissin me off for no opparent reason!
His Girl





Mar 6 2007 9:24 PM

Dude, you rock so hard!!
NR 159





Mar 1 2007 5:49 AM

Dude, we won't have time for ladies!
We have an empire to create!
But if that makes you decide against making a new empire, then I gots dibs on Jasmine.

Heck yes.
Jasmine





Feb 25 2007 3:38 AM

whats up crazy... muaxx muaxxx much love to u cutie! do u remember the job I had where i used to do research for a company that busted fraudulent companies on the internet? well while doing some research i found out about a survey program that was actually working and it was reliable. i looked into it a bit more and i talked to some of the members and they all told me they have gotten awesome results from filling in surveys.


so i joined the program and now Im earning more money from them than I used 2 with my research job lol!. just wanted to let you know cuz you told me u were having issues with that job of urs. If you r looking for other alternatives other than ur actual job hop in! i really like it and i know you will too. just click on the link and see all the detailed info and if you have any questions just holla at me ok? They should be here (click here).


You just give out ur opinion about some companies' products and they pay you for that. Its fun and very easy. Let your lazy sister know about it... LOL!
NR 159





Jan 28 2007 10:57 PM

Hey. Wanna build a new empire? Be the supreme co-ruler of all space?

Sounds like fun to me.
Gina





Jan 10 2007 4:46 AM

You've been talking about getting a chest tattoo for so long. "Just looking for that perfect image" you'd always say. No need for thanks.


you can take the one-legged scuba diver out of the ocean...
Holly





Dec 25 2006 4:18 PM

Happy Hollydays.
You ARE my present.
Holly





Dec 17 2006 2:03 AM

''I like sexy people, and I think being yourself is sexy. Being yourself and being as good a man as I can be is sexy. My face is considered handsome. My body is considered well put together. For me not to appreciate that would be way out of line. It doesn't mean that I'm not anything else.''

Does it bother you that Matthew McConaughey stole your words?
yeremy





Dec 11 2006 4:00 AM

Yeah, I think it was last week that I saw Lil' Shank running down Lincoln Way missing a shoe and pushing a vacuum cleaner. Then, last night I happened to catch House Party on TBS, and it suddenly came together: Shank is a genius.
Holly





Dec 5 2006 3:25 AM

Dang. I meant 'mind' but 'mine' sounds a bit naughty. Hot.
Holly





Dec 4 2006 2:42 PM

Thanks Shank....I've never seen anyone look so hot at a funeral before. You made me keep my mine on what was truly important: YOU.
NR 159





Nov 24 2006 2:50 PM

What do you reccomend for a day-after-thanksgiving hangover?
Linda





Nov 21 2006 12:12 AM

Happy Day to you.....Have a large piece of cake and a tall cold glass of milk to wash it down....or smoke a pack of cigarette, grab a Hostess snowball and wash it down with a 40.
Rev.Reacharound





Nov 17 2006 11:21 PM

so, uh... happy birthday, then, you big fairy. I keep hearing rumors about some ice-wrasslin and various other extreme sports that are supposed to be "jumping off" as the darker-skinned locals would have it, but neither hide nor hair of your skinny ass. turn left, motherfucker, like the rest of the country.
melissaa





Oct 22 2006 3:27 PM

how exciting, that's mad close. would love to be a part of that. i have a foorrd focus. look out.
melissaa





Oct 20 2006 6:53 PM

nascar drive thru is ho larious.
Gina





Sep 26 2006 11:09 PM

I read your blog about the plastic bag wine shit. I mean, whatever you gotta do, but I don't see why you don't just steal one bottle instead of a bunch of little shit to make shitty ass shit wine and shit.
I just go for the ankles of smaller women coming out of liquor stores. You usually only score Zima and shit, but it's a lot less work. All you gotta do is ankle-dive, grab and run.
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