Delusions of Grandeur
Brandon Cronin
We are not men disguised as mere dogs... we are wolves disguised as men

Male
22 years old
Riverview, Florida
United States



Last Login: 6/28/2009
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Video Games, Sports, Anime, Manga, Music... m4St3rB4Ti0n. >_<

I am a huge Sports fan. My all time favorite team is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! Go Bucs! I also really like the San Diego Chargers. Other than that, Im all L.A. teams. Im a big Dodger fan and an even bigger Laker fan. Im not into Hockey as much as I used to be, but I still cheer the Kings on. Jyah! P.s. I do not enjoy Nascar at all and I hate soccer. Hate. HATE! It just sucks, it's not a real sport.

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Video games, video games... Video Games. What can I say? I love em! They are fun and they're a good way to get away from the real world and relieve stress. I like almost all genres. I hate racing, I've tried to like em, even bought a few, but I hate them almost just as much as I hate the sport. My favorite genre would be RPG's, RTS's, and Sports in a three-way tie. Can't decide. I like other genres but those three are my favorite. Now for my favorite Games:

WarCraft III and WC3 Frozen Throne
StarCraft and SC Brood Wars
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantsy IX
ESPN NFL 2K5
Counter Strike
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Resident Evil 4
Half-Life 2
Freedom Fighters
Call Of Duty
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
ESPN NBA 2K5
NBA Live 2005
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Halo's multiplayer
Madden NFL 2005
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
Fable
Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life

Oh yeah, fwi, though I hate soccer as a sport more than I hate stabbing my eyes using chopsticks laced with acid... Some soccer games aren't too bad and can be fun... sometimes



Im a huge anime fan. Too some peeps, I would be considered an Otaku, though I don't just spend all my cash on anime-I also buy video games, go outside, pay bills and buy porn. Off the Top of my head, my favorite animes are:

Berserk
Genshiken
Full Metal Panic!
Gungrave
Last Exile
My-HiME
Saiyuki
Magical Shopping Arcade- -Abenobashi
Martian Successor Nadesico
Fullmetal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
Rurouni Kenshin
Gundam Seed
Princess Mononoke
RahXephon
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor.
Samurai X movies & OAVs

My all time favorite would have to be Berserk.











I used to go to a site before this. It's called Neoseeker. I spent and still spend a lot of time on there. It's a great place. Check it out, my account name is DeadDogInc.



I Like to try to rap and write music. I also like to emphasize that im white. So don't hate.

Brandon's sexual nickname:

"Throbbing Python of Love"

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MusicMetal, Rock, Rap, other stuff ~ Mushroomhead, Killswitch Engage, Disturbed, P.O.D., Black Eyed Peas, Drowning Pool, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit,Ill Nino, System of a Down, Korn, DOPE Los Lonely Boys, Pappa Roach, Breaking Benjamin, Eminem, Hatebreed, Jay Z, Sevendust, Nelly, From Autumn To Ashes, D12, Chimaira, DMX, Murderdolls, 50 cent, God Smack, Tenacoius D, Seether, Alien Ant Farm, 12 Stones, Neurotica, Beastie Boys, Ludacris, Kid Rock, Nickelback, Matchbox Twenty, Stone Sour, Devildriver, Nothingface, In Flames, Lamb of God, The Blank Theory,
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competitive almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion

75%

Mysterious

75%

Diamond Eyes

42%

Eyes full of Pain

8%

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MoviesAlmost anything. Except kiddy porn.

I pretty much like all genres. Comedy, Action, Horror, Sci Fi, and sometimes Romance (like when with a chick, or maybe high... or something). Yes, I said "Romance", now stfu.

Hmmm, can't really think of too many movies I really like, mostly because I just can't remember them, lol. Lets see, my favorite movies would be:

Blade 1, 2 and 3
Underworld 1 and 2
Face Off
Independence Day
Lion King
Toy Story
Lord of the Rings 1, 2 and 3
Matrix 1, 2 and 3
Spiderman 1 ,2 and 3
300
The Departed
You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers

Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible


TelevisionPretty much anything on G4, Adult Swim, Spike and Comedy Central. I like all different kinds of television shows. I love anime, it's like an addiction-you think Im weird? That's cool, because I am. Im also crazy! Wanna fight! I gots shivs!

Smallville
The O.C.
Heroes
Supernatural
Ninja Warrior
Smackdown
RAW
ECW
Cavemen
Scrubs
X-Play
South Park
Drawn Together
MADtv
Saturday Night Live
Chappelle's Show
Who's Line Is It Anyways (the American ones)

BooksHahaha. You mean with words? Lol. No.

I only read Manga, comics, video game stuff and the sports section. I also really enjoy a lot of online comics. My favorite manga are:

Berserk
Chronicles of the Cursed sword
Sword of the Dark Ones
Genshiken
Faeries' Landing
Buso Renkin
Blade of Heaven
My-Hime
Welcome to the N.H.K
Megatokyo
Chibi Vampire

Real Books:

StarCraft: Queen of Blades
'More to be added'


HeroesLayla Kayleigh's parents. They gave us all such a wonderful gift. *Tearing up*


Ok, ok, check it... I am in love with Layla Kayleigh. This woman is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. And her voice, jesus, oh somebody stop me. *Slaps Self* That's better.




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Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Anaheim
Body type:5' 2" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Guarding the Gates of Hell
Income:Less than $30,000

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About me:

So I don't know what happened, my info in this section somehow got fucking deleted, as other shit too. Ill do this again some other time.




Brandon --
[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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I lived most of my life in California. I was born in Anaheim, lived there for about 8 years. Then I moved to Orange, stuck around there for about 5 years. Then I migrated over to Brea and hung around there for about 5 years. For about a year and a half, I lived in the hell away from hell: Mandeville, Louisiana. But thank god I have moved to Riverview Florida, near Tampa fucking Bay. Fucking sweet, I couldn't ask for a more suiting place to live. Now I get to represent the Red and Brown with other homies, as well as the west coast. I like to write poems, "rap" and write lyrics. But Im pretty horrible... I think it's because I'm white (though I am blacker than some black people). I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
You scored as Combat Infantry. You're a combat infantry soldier,a grunt, a dogface, a footslogger. While some say your common, you're a really a disciplined person who realizes the importantce of working in a team, and in reality you and your comrades get most of the work done. This country needs more people like you. Your a brave, selfless person. And I salute you. TEN-HUT!!!

Officer

75%

Combat Infantry

75%

Medic

63%

Special Ops

56%

Support Gunner

50%

Engineer

50%

Artillery/Armor

44%

Civilian

13%

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Brandon will go to jail for ...

Asking a hooker what time it is - then being busted as a john


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Brandon Cronin
Birthday:December 2 1986
Birthplace:Anaheim, California
Current Location:Riverview, Florida
Eye Color:Hazel, Ill make you melt with my stare... Or vomit
Hair Color:Dark Brown, Light Brown, depends on if I wash it
Height:About 5'2... Almost legaly a midget! Sweet!
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right, but switch hitter when im all alone
Your Heritage:I helped run the Indians outta this land
The Shoes You Wore Today:Ninja
Your Weakness:Garlic, Sun, Wooden Stakes, and decapatation
Your Fears:Woman President
Your Perfect Pizza:Jessica Alba on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Gettin Laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Giggady
Thoughts First Waking Up:Giggady
Your Best Physical Feature:Knee Caps
Your Bedtime:When I got to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory:California, and the Corruption of Penguins
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Carls Jr. Bitches!
Single or Group Dates:By group if you mean me and two women then...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Socialy
Do you Swear:Would never even fucking think of it
Do you Sing:I do, Can I, no
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes, or just a hard crush. Either way Id tap her
Do you want to go to College:Kinda
Do you want to get Married:Someday I guess
Do you belive in yourself:Only when Im not being lazy
Do you get Motion Sickness:Seldom
Do you think you are Attractive:Id put a bag over my own head when gettin laid
Are you a Health Freak:Hahahaha... Haha.
Do you get along with your Parents:91.3348 percent of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument:No, but I own a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:...cough... huh?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:"cricket sounds"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Nope, so stfu
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage:Is that like another drug?
In the past month have you been Dumped: I gotta get a girlfriend first
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Yup, in my bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Just some ice from a grave
Ever been Drunk:Been trying
Ever been called a Tease:I was when I was like six
Ever been Beaten up:I do the beatings, muuwuuhahahaha
Ever Shoplifted:Not yet, I mean no
How do you want to Die:In the final battle to rid the world of evil tempura
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:The Rock, Paper, Scissors Champion of the World
What country would you most like to Visit:The won that I secretly rule
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Any
Favourite Hair Color:Any
Short or Long Hair:Any
Height:Any
Weight:Not bigger than me... heh... :(
Best Clothing Style:Any
Number of Drugs I have taken:1
Number of CDs I own:Over 75
Number of Piercings:3
Number of Tattoos:1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:No regrets

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You Are 56% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.


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Here ill post some of my poems, "emcee" battles and lyrics. P.s, remember, Im white.

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Yo, I forgot about this shit, so I just put up some rhymes / It's time for me to school your ass, for the first time // Making you feel like a bitch, is my real test / So get off your mom, stop sucking her breast // The truth is, it's not really that hard / Your a putz, a fool, a damn retard // Im really pissed off, im not in a good mood / So you better lay off my back, or your a dead dude // Keep on moving, don't even retaliate son / and watch your back mac, im gettin my gun // Or maybe instead you'll prefer my mashettie / your gonna feel a sharp cold jab, so be ready // Either way, Im gonna make you cry like a little bitch / before I leave your nasty body, dead in a ditch // I may not be too good at this shit, but it's damn fun / I wanna read your stuff, but I gotta run // __________________________________________________

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So, your the one to face me / It doesn't really matter, your shit won't phase me // All your talent, and all your skill / when Im around they mean nothing, I provide all the thrill // I just read your rhymes, you think that shit is ill / Grab a chair kid, ill show you real skil // To battle with me, is to battle the best/ lay your head down son, it's time to confess / You have no flare, you have little skill / you have no heart, your rap isn't real // Im just like the Lakers, Im practicaly a dynasty/ I kick ass left and right, your under me // Im ballin you up, as if you were the clippers / Ill make you do flips, just like flipper // I see your taking this serious, but your just another Neo punk / this is nothing for me, just another slam dunk // But don't worry dogg, it's just another game for me / im spreading my name, as the new emcee // Before I leave you, just remember one thing / you can't mess with me, Im the real rap king //

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Remember this rhyme in the back of ya mind // I only strike once cause once is enough / Ill take anyone down fragile or tough // Don't mess with this fire cause you'll only get burned / Im the fever in your head that'll make your stomach turn//

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I remember that when I look at you all I see is a dirty Cuban, It would make more sense if your name was Ruben. You came to the states riding on a boat, while I was with your mom stickin it down her throat. I remember going to your house and it would smell like crap, the smell was even worse then this rap. Its ok if you think I fuck my cat, cause id fuck anything, even a hat. I read your spit and compared to my shit its really blan, thats another reason why your best friend is your right hand. I remember the times that we had at school, youd stare at Tracy with a mouth full of drool. You homo, that aint cool. I remember the days of working at the bakery, you harrased the ugly mexicans telling them "you cant escape me, so give up and take me". I remember one of the the days we hung out at my house, I caught you in my mothers room trying on a blouse. I remember when you told me about your night at Tracy's, you said you were hard and your heart was racy, that shit was crazy. Im done now, too lazy.

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Well what you wrote wasnt too bad, its rad to see that your life aint that sad, besides the fact that you have to wear a maxi pad. Get going son, your just a fad. I keep it fresh just like glad, im so hot just like Brad-Pitt, you cant match my wit, when I come for you your gonna get hit, I know after you read this your gonna have a fit, but no shit, its expected you have a clit, alright dog, now time to sit. Since you had to diss me, now there aint know chance to miss me, I dont really like to gloat, but Im gonna have to slit your throat, givin my knife a new red coat, while you sit in your piss all soaked, because deep down your a joke, and you know your life has no hope your life stinks so use some soap.

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How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands sayWith me, you"ll never be lost.
Your eyes sayYou"re amazing.
Your hugs sayNothing I desire compares with you.
Your kisses sayI am addicted to you.
Your body saysI just want to hold you.
Your heart saysI love you.
Your Power Color Is Gold
At Your Highest:

You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.

At Your Lowest:

You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.

In Love:

You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.

How You're Attractive:

You passion for life makes others passionate about you.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Having Fun?"


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%
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Apr 18 2009 4:03 PM

Hey dude.
Hows it going?
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Mar 23 2009 5:11 PM

Branraaaaaaaaan!!!!!!
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Mar 9 2009 11:19 PM

sup homes, you're on my front page now!
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Feb 2 2009 7:10 PM

Yup yup yup!
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Dec 30 2008 8:25 AM

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Dec 12 2008 4:48 AM

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Dec 6 2008 2:39 AM

What's up man?
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Dec 1 2008 5:25 AM

Hey Brandon! How are you? How have things been going? What have you been up to lately?? How was Thanksgiving??? I havent talked to you in such a long time.
How is your dad and mom??
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Jul 23 2008 11:36 PM

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Jul 20 2008 5:23 AM

u suck at madden but trevor really sucks thats why u beat him
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Jul 17 2008 4:51 AM


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May 17 2008 10:29 AM

Whats been up B-Gizzle....son its been a minute, hows life been? man preciate the props on the music we been grindin hard....well holla back pimpin!
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May 16 2008 1:27 PM

A yo Brandon, what's up man? Nice myspace! Drop by and say hi!
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Dec 26 2007 10:44 AM

I hope you had a ...

... and got all the presents you wanted!
axeman





Jul 10 2007 8:41 AM

look here you pudgy little cum dumster. how is shit. i am fine, you know doin the usual. goin to titty bars with will and greg. getting drunk and pukin in hotel rooms. yeah same old shit, with a longer beard. mail me back nigga.
Charles





Jun 20 2007 12:31 AM

Heh, Hey man, I've been busy as hell working on my house lately. I haven't really had time to do much else but work and sleep. About the whole blowing ya off thing my bad man ... I left my phone at a chick's house and missed your calls ... hell I didn't even know where my phone was till she called me and told me. Anyway I'll try to get on more often so we can still holla. Btw you still suck for being able to see the Bucs live!
|Dei Iudicium|





May 26 2007 12:49 AM

damn dude its been ages how life man... yeah still doing good out here in vegas, got a good life out here ... so hows the family doing havent talked to most of them in like 6 months ecept sheila since shes getting married in july , which ill be attending... ill be taking a road trip out to the east coast in a few months, heading up to new york but i think we could swing by florida... well im at wor and ill talk to you later.... my number is 702-577-8607 call anytime
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Mar 6 2007 3:53 AM

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Mar 5 2007 4:41 AM

Yeah i had to go to work some more and to get MY ASS HANDED TO ME :(!!! at the base
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Mar 3 2007 4:27 AM

Greetings NINJA. Your skills are unique. Your technique without questoin good lookin out!
axeman





Mar 1 2007 10:17 PM

look here u fat piece of fucking miscelaneous shit. the last time i saw u, u were hugging a toilet and crying for mommy. how is shit. will is coming down to brea for a visit on friday. u know what that means. a fuckin mushroom cloud is going to cover the city. mail me back. and mail ur number too lardo. goddamn it. cockass. motherfucker. dicksucking cunt. bye.
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Feb 12 2007 5:03 AM

na I work at a store called rousez.....& rio told me
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