ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, mentally strange, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, nutty as fruitcake, of unsound mind, out of one’s mind, out of one’s tree, out to lunch, potty, psycho, round the bend, schizo, screwball, screw loose, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky
Music
The dancibility factor needs to be high.
Movies
I have never been very big on going to the movies. Spending two hours in the dark and not being able to get comfortable doesn't really appeal to me. Not that I don't appreciate a good movie, I would just rather watch it while fully reclined... preferably in my amazing bed. I haven't seen a great one in a while.
Television
The only show I ever loved as much as Dexter was Six Feet Under. I am a pretty big fan of Mad Men, but I don't think it ranks up there with the other two. Sorry Mr. Draper, I'd still like to make out with you if you're ever interested. Call me. I watch a lot of BBC America... I have a thing for Gordon Ramsey. I watch Good Morning America every day too, and I think that Chris Cuomo might possibly be the most charming man alive.
Books
Gettin' dusty on my nightstand.
Heroes
McBeo, Schmoop, Hondro, Samples, and Ross Perot
Shannon's Details
Status:
Married
Hometown:
Longview
Body type:
5' 9"
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Children:
Proud parent
Occupation:
Freaker Outer
Shannon is doing the dance of the waitressing, hairdressing single mom today. *awkwardly shakes hips* Posted at 1:38 PM Nov 23 view more
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who will paint my shutters because I'm finding the whole endeavor intimidating. Also could you cut some molding for me too? That would be swell.
I wish you all that we wish for now and I wish it in a way that makes all that we've ever wished for okay too.
I wish it hard. I wish it with my eyes squeezed shut and an unattractive squinting concentration to it that can only be watched out of the corner of your eye. so look away. but know I won't stop.
every time i see the trailors for that hamster movie makes me think of you and your kids "poop in his hand, poop in his hand" sounds like yall!! HAHAH I know i crack myself up!!
My literary magazine, The Toronto Quarterly - Issue 2 and 3 are now available at amazon.com. There's some great poetry in each issue along with some cool interviews with up and coming and more established poets. Here is the link:
they're Ray Ban frames. And I know what you mean bout the puff pouf. Look at the raccoon rings under mine. I fear they are now permanent. I have cried almost every day since July--there may have been a dry day or two in there... but how fuckin pathetic.