The mainstream influences us to not suck as bad as them.
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Sounds like we ran 20,000 watts directly into your brainstem and blasted the volume until your fuckin' head splattered all over your fresh, white Pumas!!!
In the beginning, there was God. Then God got bored as shit and wanted some fuckin kickass music, so he created The Shapeshiftaz. We fuckin rocked his dick off and he was like "Holy shit. You guys are fuckin awesome, i didnt even know i could make something so sweet." Then we were like "Yea dude, we totally kick balls all on our own, but thanks Nig!" So we were the guys who invented this thing called Rap and Hip-Hop. We are God-like. So yea i shouldn't be Writing this, Im pretty sure MC Shifty1 would be pissed if he knew i fucked his mom too...maybe its time for him to let you know whats up...Fuckers.
Just for the record, Double E, I knew that already! I bet she gives great head too... Anyway, I remember the story a little different. I don't think it was us that rocked his dick off... I think it was you who sucked his dick off... or something. However, it is true that we kick ass like there's no tomorrow. We're from Allentown and we're based out of Sinner City Ink, the dopest tattoo shop in the Lehigh Valley and the ONLY shop with a recording studio. Nobody knows exactly how we do it... we just hit the studio with a few bottles of lager and a blunt and WHUT!!!! Dope songs.
I dont smoke weed, but lager is alright if its not from croc rock kuz its always skunked... But anywhos im the awesome one, i produce the beats and do all the work, Shifty just shows up lit up and i have to piece all his parts together. he sucks live.. half the time he doesnt know his words..
That's some bullshit and you know it, Llama Boy! If any of these fine listeners would come to a show... they'd see the truth!!! Maybe your punk ass laying down on the stage and rambling nonsense? Sooooo I smoke some weed. Okay, more than some. Okay, a lot. But I contribute too. E's always like "ehhhh, this beat sucks" and I'm all "SHUT UP, HOMO!! YOU MADE IT!!" Then somtimes I gotta backhand him. Just to keep him in check.
I think im done. Like with this Bio shit, kuz my A.D.D. is kickin in and i dont know shit about us or how we got makin music.... Hmm. Uh, yea. But we do rock. So fuck the haters, ill fuck your moms.
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