What's that? Oh, my ID? Why certainly, sir, here you go. Say, who's playing tonight? Oh, I see, I've heard of them. And a two drink minimum? Hmmm. Say, any specials tonight? Oh, still just grape leaves and hummus, ok, no, that's fine.
Look, I requested the friendship of Shareef the human being, not Shareef Taher the weird, smoky, jazz-o club. Any chance you'll ever post on the family forum again?
Shareef, I heard you are afraid to meet me in combat on the stickball field. Perhaps you are man enough to battle with me in table tennis? It is time to be the warrior you were born to be! Rise up oh Egypt and claim your rightful throne!
