MySpace - JOHN - 48 - Male - WALLY WORLD, Ohio

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......................................................................................... A great remedy for heart burn and acid reflux, one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar I take one every night!..... Why put off till tomorrow; when you can pile it up with the things you did'nt do yesterday!!.....YOU CAN PLAN THE FUTURE BUT YOU CA'NT PLAN THE OUTCOME.....My better half is tired of planning meals. She just kicks the shelf at the foodmarket and takes whatever falls off.....Great thoughts reduced to practice become great acts....A Hypochondriac can't leave well-enough alone......The videos I've posted are just pieces of time in music!!.....'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.' .......SO FAR TODAY, I'VE DONE ALRIGHT.I HAVE'NT GOSSIPED. I HAVE'NT LOST MY TEMPER.I HAVE'NT BEEN GREEDY,GRUMPY,NASTY,SELFISH,OR,OVERINDULGENT. BUT, IN A FEW MINUTES,GOD,I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF BED; AND FROM THEN ON I'M PROBABLY GOING TO NEED ALOT MORE HELP.....Does anyone ever read this stuff?!!...Why does underwear turn inside out in the wash??..... I put six slices of bologna(I can spell it because I've seen the commercial) on my sandwiches(does anyone even admit they eat it other than me?).....He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance....... I saw a saw in "arkansaw", that sawed better than any other saw I ever saw, saw.If you have a saw that saws better than the saw I saw, in "arkansaw". Well I want to see that saw, saw!!....Fishy, Fishy, in the brook. Daddy caught him with a hook. Mommy fried him in a pan. Baby ate him like a man. (a poem from my childhood)....THERE COMES A POINT IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU REALIZE: WHO MATTERS, WHO NEVER DID, WHO WON'T ANYMORE... AND WHO ALWAYS WILL. SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE FROM YOUR PAST, THERE'S A REASON THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT TO YOUR FUTURE. My neighbors are keeping me broke. They are always buying things I can't afford....Years ago,I broke my big toe on my right foot when I kicked my truck, in a fit of rage...Another of life's problems is how to keep ignorant people from talking....People are strange:they want the front of the bus,the back of the church,and the center of attention....There is no wisdom like frankness....At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost!....Schizophrenic behavior is a special strategy that a person invents in order to live in an unlivable situation....Adolescence is when you think you'll live forever. middle age is when you wonder how you've lasted so long....MAMA PUT MY GUNS IN THE GROUND,I CA'NT SHOOT THEM ANY MORE,THAT LONG BLACK CLOUD IS COMMING DOWN,I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR...I play "pooping" games when I'm on the "throne" my favorite is hand held electronic battleship....A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants, and how much more unhappy he might be than he really is....I know hospital cost are out of hand---but I never thought I'd see a self-service operating table...DO CREMATORIUMS GIVE DISCOUNTS TO BURN VICTIMS?????....I love things that go BOOM!!!....