Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Stand By Me, Man On Fire, Finding Nemo, Dumbo, Meet Joe Black, Sixth Sense, White Oleander, Joy Ride, One Hour Photo, I AM SAM, Fight Club, Rat Race, Pay It Forward, Elephant, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, My Girl, Dangerous Minds, Blast From The Past, American Beauty, Donnie Darko, Mona Lisa Smile, Finding Neverland, Click
Books
Running With Scissors, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Twilight,” which was about a girl and a vampire who don’t hook up, is totally different from “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” which is about a girl, a vampire and a werewolf who don’t hook up. And it’s not at all like the next sequel, in which a girl, a vampire, a werewolf and a mummy fail to find romance, nor the one after that, in which the girl gets unfriended by all of the above plus the Invisible Man and King Kong — yet finds her heart aflutter when she befriends the Bride of Frankenstein.
“New Moon” is supposed to be an exciting love story plus monster action. So where’s the excitement? Where’s the action? Bella (Kristen Stewart) and vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) stare longingly past each other (Pattinson, who keeps entering in hilarious slo-mo, is so intent on smoldering at the camera that he seems to forget there’s another person around) and swap excruciating love-chat: “You can’t (long pause) protect me (longer pause) from everything.”
My wannabe big sister Keady
