SHAT SONG IN BAM'S NEW MOVIE "MINGHAGS" SCEAN
WITH JIMMY POP AND EVIL JERROD FROM BLOOD HOUND GANG
SHAT I FUCKED YOUR WIFE VIDIO BY BAM MARGERA
VAGITARIAN VIDEO BY TOM FROM EL DESTRUCTO AND SHAWN
Shat "VAGETARIAN" video
SHAT LIVE IN DETROIT @ THE DOUBLE 00 TOUR OF DOODIE 2009
2009 UPDATE , SHAT WORKING ON NEW RELEASE TBA, PLAYING SELECT SHOWS THROUGHOUT SUMMER, FALL. U.S. AND EUROPE TOUR IN 2010.
SEE ALL OUR VIDIO'S ON YOUTUBE. PLASE SEND US ANY VIDIO FOOTAGE FRO 2009 TOUR, PLEASE PUT ALL GOOD QUALITY VIDIO'S ONLY, ON YOUTUBE FOR US. SHAT DVD TO BE RELEASED THIS SUMMER.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SHAT BIO - Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of SHAT, the twisted brain-child of Mr. Jeff Wood. If one were to actually refrain from listening to this work of genius, they would only be cheating themselves of what would surely be a life changing experience. Doubters be damned, believers be saved. SHAT is here to salvage your soul, as well as the sorry state of modern rock n roll. SHAT is the natural extension of idiot savant, true rebel icon, and underground porno star Jeff Wood. SHAT could quite possibly be our generations Bob Dylan, or perhaps James Taylor with a particular predilection for vernacular references to the more choice pieces of the female anatomy. Jeff Wood, born a normal human being in beautiful New Jersey, has lived a storybook life, a tale as intriguing as it is inspiring TRUE STORY! Several years ago, Jeff Wood, an already budding musical prodigy was forever transformed into a modern day superhero when a stray bullet was lodged into his frontal lobe as he stood by innocently and unknowingly during a gang shootout in Los Angeles. This in fact could have been the actual and factual true Magic Bullet. Instead of killing Wood, it remained firmly in place as he lay a bed-ridden victim, and the small shard of mystical metal began manifesting and awakening previously unknown powers in Jeff Wood. As he relearned menial day-to-day tasks such as tying his shoes, he found that his musical gifts had not only remained unaffected, but had taken on a quality of twisted uber-genius. Gone forever from his once normal brain were trivial thoughts and worries of the average mind, and replaced with a child-like primal mind driven by sex, food, and rock n roll music. With the transformation complete, the world was ready to be saved, and Jeff Wood was the chosen one. Thus, the true essence of SHAT is the basic nature of life: fucking, feeding, and rocking like none other. SHAT is here to elevate the quality of todays bland music scene by writing songs which Wood claims consist of nothing but choruses, as well as liberal usage of the word cunt. SHAT songs are anthems for the average working man, and the misfit miscreant in us all. Every day people who work as laborers and lawn mowers (Woods secret identity being a common landscaper) can relate to the common themes expressed in such songs as Thank God For Pussy, Show Your Tits, and of course, Shit On Her Tits. These are just a few of the key tracks from SHATs sophomore album CUNTREE. CUNTREE is the follow up to the hugely successful underground classic THE CUNT CHRONICLES. Both of these landmark releases serve to prove that bullets in the brain quite possibly give one a supernatural access to musical gifts beyond that of other mortal musicians. Over the course of listening to these 69 songs in 69 minutes, one cannot help but be converted into a SHAT believer. The masterwork that is CUNTREE will undoubtedly inspire legions of struggling musicians to wander the streets of Compton after dark in hopes of catching a hot lead head wound, and inheriting a modicum of the superhuman talent displayed in these tracks. Songs like I Fucked Your Wife and Give Cunt A Chance guarantee to convince the world that SHAT is the future of rock n roll, Jeff Wood is the musical messiah, and were all here to be saved whether we are prepared for it or not ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SHAT SEEKING NEW VENUES FOR 2010 NATIONWIDE TOUR ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SHAT LIVE @ THE KITTING FACTORY L.A., C.A. 2009 TOUR OF DOODIE
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Happy fkn Thanksgiving Jeff FuckenWood! Gobble Gobble...Lmao....Love the song ya got up there. Have a good one. I forgot my dam email to log in but finally Cracked that code ;) My mom must have dropped me on my head too many times as a baby Now make sure you drink lots of beer, Eat Turkey and watch football till ya pass out! Have a Good One!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO back at ya i'll absolutely be on the lookout for places to play although i don't know if the dirty south is ready for shat but i sure as fuck would LOVE to open for you guys!!!!
Lmao....Gia told me about you hahaha! Yeah I'm that girl that can be so sarcastically funny....ppl want to throw down and punch me in the face Fk it though....I tell it like it is ;) I'll add you " Jefffucken wood" lol....that is some funny shit! G said that she found ya and couldn't resist adding ya just for the name! I'm not on here much, but I'll catch ya around. ;)
what's goin on, fam?! You guys have a good time last night? I did until the shit hit the fan and our drummers girl got arrested. Hope for another great time soon!
Lmao....My " MINT " friends huh??? ;P Why cuz we are all HOT ;P Lindsey is taken :(, Eulalia is taken:( , Krissy is Single ;) and LOVES IT, and I am well Just Content right now ;P would love to see you play though. I added bands that aren't yours so I gotta go through em again ;)
SHAT RETURNS TO SCRANTON ! ONLY AREA SHOW SAT. NOV. 21 ST @ THE NEW PENNY SHAT ON AT 10 PM SHARP W/ PAVE THE WAY & INFECTED BY HATE SHAT "DOLLAR STORE" LIVE FOOTADGE FROM THE KNITTING FACTORY HOLLYWOOD C.A. MARCH 2009
Now make sure you drink lots of beer, Eat Turkey and watch football till ya pass out! Have a Good One!
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Fk it though....I tell it like it is ;) I'll add you " Jefffucken wood" lol....that is some funny shit! G said that she found ya and couldn't resist adding ya just for the name! I'm not on here much, but I'll catch ya around. ;)
HAHA! Thanks You Evil Jenn!
