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SHAT
Punk / Metal / Comedy



MONTVILLE, New Jersey
United States

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Last Login:  11/11/2009
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   SHAT: General Info
Member Since2/21/2008
Band WebsiteJEFFWOODOFSHAT.COM
Band MembersSHAT RETURNS TO SCRANTON P.A. 1 SHOW ONLY 11 PM The New Penny - Scranton, PA 11/21/09 SHAT'S NEW DRUMMER !!!!!!!! BABY MAKER Jeff Wood - Writing, vocals, words, guitar, bass, concept, design, sex, food, metal. Photobucket Baby Jesus = Guitar Photobucket Baby Fat = Bass Photobucket
Influencesvagina
Sounds LikeSHIT
Record LabelBUDDYHEAD RECORDS/RECORDINGS
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 13 2009 11:00P
THE HALF PENNY PUB --- JIM’S BIRTHDAY SHOW SYRACUSE, New York
Nov 21 2009 10:00P
THE NEW PENNY - Shat’s Long Awaited Return to NEPA SCRANTON, Pennsylvania
Jan 15 2010 8:00P
SHAT IN STUDIO TO RECORD "CUNT-A-DOODLE DOO" ! TBA, New Jersey

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   About SHAT
SHAT SONG IN BAM'S NEW MOVIE "MINGHAGS" SCEAN WITH JIMMY POP AND EVIL JERROD FROM BLOOD HOUND GANG SHAT I FUCKED YOUR WIFE VIDIO BY BAM MARGERA VAGITARIAN VIDEO BY TOM FROM EL DESTRUCTO AND SHAWN Shat "VAGETARIAN" video
SHAT LIVE IN DETROIT @ THE DOUBLE 00 TOUR OF DOODIE 2009 2009 UPDATE , SHAT WORKING ON NEW RELEASE TBA, PLAYING SELECT SHOWS THROUGHOUT SUMMER, FALL. U.S. AND EUROPE TOUR IN 2010. SEE ALL OUR VIDIO'S ON YOUTUBE. PLASE SEND US ANY VIDIO FOOTAGE FRO 2009 TOUR, PLEASE PUT ALL GOOD QUALITY VIDIO'S ONLY, ON YOUTUBE FOR US. SHAT DVD TO BE RELEASED THIS SUMMER.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHAT BIO - Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of SHAT, the twisted brain-child of Mr. Jeff Wood. If one were to actually refrain from listening to this work of genius, they would only be cheating themselves of what would surely be a life changing experience. Doubters be damned, believers be saved. SHAT is here to salvage your soul, as well as the sorry state of modern rock n roll. SHAT is the natural extension of idiot savant, true rebel icon, and underground porno star Jeff Wood. SHAT could quite possibly be our generations Bob Dylan, or perhaps James Taylor with a particular predilection for vernacular references to the more choice pieces of the female anatomy. Jeff Wood, born a normal human being in beautiful New Jersey, has lived a storybook life, a tale as intriguing as it is inspiring TRUE STORY! Several years ago, Jeff Wood, an already budding musical prodigy was forever transformed into a modern day superhero when a stray bullet was lodged into his frontal lobe as he stood by innocently and unknowingly during a gang shootout in Los Angeles. This in fact could have been the actual and factual true Magic Bullet. Instead of killing Wood, it remained firmly in place as he lay a bed-ridden victim, and the small shard of mystical metal began manifesting and awakening previously unknown powers in Jeff Wood. As he relearned menial day-to-day tasks such as tying his shoes, he found that his musical gifts had not only remained unaffected, but had taken on a quality of twisted uber-genius. Gone forever from his once normal brain were trivial thoughts and worries of the average mind, and replaced with a child-like primal mind driven by sex, food, and rock n roll music. With the transformation complete, the world was ready to be saved, and Jeff Wood was the chosen one. Thus, the true essence of SHAT is the basic nature of life: fucking, feeding, and rocking like none other. SHAT is here to elevate the quality of todays bland music scene by writing songs which Wood claims consist of nothing but choruses, as well as liberal usage of the word cunt. SHAT songs are anthems for the average working man, and the misfit miscreant in us all. Every day people who work as laborers and lawn mowers (Woods secret identity being a common landscaper) can relate to the common themes expressed in such songs as Thank God For Pussy, Show Your Tits, and of course, Shit On Her Tits. These are just a few of the key tracks from SHATs sophomore album CUNTREE. CUNTREE is the follow up to the hugely successful underground classic THE CUNT CHRONICLES. Both of these landmark releases serve to prove that bullets in the brain quite possibly give one a supernatural access to musical gifts beyond that of other mortal musicians. Over the course of listening to these 69 songs in 69 minutes, one cannot help but be converted into a SHAT believer. The masterwork that is CUNTREE will undoubtedly inspire legions of struggling musicians to wander the streets of Compton after dark in hopes of catching a hot lead head wound, and inheriting a modicum of the superhuman talent displayed in these tracks. Songs like I Fucked Your Wife and Give Cunt A Chance guarantee to convince the world that SHAT is the future of rock n roll, Jeff Wood is the musical messiah, and were all here to be saved whether we are prepared for it or not ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHAT SEEKING NEW VENUES FOR 2010 NATIONWIDE TOUR --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHAT LIVE @ THE KITTING FACTORY L.A., C.A. 2009 TOUR OF DOODIE
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Nov 11 2009 7:38 PM

Lmao....My  " MINT " friends huh??? ;P  Why cuz we are all HOT ;P  Lindsey is taken :(, Eulalia is taken:( , Krissy is Single ;) and LOVES IT, and I am well Just Content right now ;P  would love to see you play though.  I added bands that aren't yours so I gotta go through em again ;)
The Pyknics

The Pyknics



Nov 11 2009 7:38 PM

Thank you!
PENNTERA

PENNTERA



Nov 11 2009 7:38 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD AND HOPE YOU HAVE A ROCKIN WEEK!! 
Lisa James-ZOmBiE BUnNy

Lisa  James-ZOmBiE BUnNy



Nov 11 2009 7:38 PM

Namaste for the request

I hope you enjoy reading my profile and blogs.

Dont forget to add my Chemical War profile in my top friends:-)

PEACE!

                        lisa<br />james






                        Lisa<br />James


SHAT

SHAT



Nov 10 2009 6:43 PM

The New Penny - Scranton, PA 11/21/09
SHAT

SHAT



Nov 10 2009 4:08 PM

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Nov 10 2009 6:49 AM

Lmao Jeff....You guys not only rock....but your fkn histerical!  Love it!  Be good and try not to get Tased ...Fk the PO LICE! ;)
SHAT

SHAT



Nov 9 2009 4:36 AM

SHAT RETURNS TO SCRANTON !
ONLY AREA SHOW
SAT. NOV. 21 ST @ THE NEW PENNY
SHAT ON AT 10 PM SHARP W/
PAVE THE WAY & INFECTED BY HATE 
SHAT "DOLLAR STORE" LIVE FOOTADGE FROM THE KNITTING FACTORY HOLLYWOOD C.A. MARCH 2009

Brohio

Brohio



Nov 7 2009 9:14 AM

FUCK YEAH!!!!!
that video of yall playing Tom's house FUCKIN RIPS!!!!!!

looks like the strippers are here!
hahahahahaha
T.W.

T.W.



Nov 6 2009 2:32 PM

You called the police strippers!!
SHAT

SHAT



Nov 5 2009 9:18 PM

TOM FROM EL DESTRUCTO'S B-DAY PARTY WHEN I ALMOST GOT TAZERED
THRAWTLE

THRAWTLE



Oct 29 2009 8:37 PM

I CUNT WAIT for the new cd!!!
SHAT

SHAT



Oct 29 2009 9:22 AM

SHAT'S NEW RELEASE "CUNT-A-DOODLE DOO" CUMMING SOON
☆-☆Black Cloud☆-☆

☆-☆Black Cloud☆-☆



Oct 19 2009 4:46 AM

 Damn! Who are them fine bitches that are cumming  HAHA! Thanks You Evil Jenn!
SHAT

SHAT



Oct 18 2009 6:03 PM

NEW SHAT VIDEO FOR "CUMMIN -N0 GOIN'" 
 
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:Dana~Marie:



Oct 14 2009 3:41 PM

Hilarious status! The best ideas come to you while on the toilet hunh?! ..m/ haha!!
Jim

Jim Goodrich
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Oct 8 2009 3:02 PM

Photobucket
SHAT

SHAT



Oct 6 2009 11:31 PM

SHAT SONG IN BAM'S NEW MOVIE "MINGHAGS" FEATURING JIMMY POP AND EVIL JERROD FROM BLOODHOUND GANG
 
SHAT

SHAT



Sep 18 2009 7:52 AM

NEW FULL SCALE RIOT  'GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION" VIDIO WITH JEFF WOOD ON BASS
 
JEFFUCKIN WOOD

JEff WOOD



Sep 15 2009 4:18 PM


BLOW UP DOLL  FIGHT !!!!!
SHATS BEST OF THE CUNT CRONICALS
JEFFUCKIN WOOD

JEff WOOD



Sep 11 2009 4:37 PM

T.W.

T.W.



Sep 9 2009 12:59 AM

Remember dis?

Skatopia: 88 Acres of Anarchy NYC video

THRAWTLE

THRAWTLE



Sep 8 2009 1:57 PM

...I can't believe my dick ain't up her ass!!!
***JENERATOR***

***JENERATOR***



Aug 31 2009 3:45 AM

I MISS YOU GUYS..CAN'T WAIT TIL U COME BACK TO CALI...LOVE YER FACES
The Wife Beaters

The Wife Beaters



Aug 12 2009 11:41 AM

Stick it in her mouth
Stick it in her cunt
Stick it in her ass
Boner on a hunt


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