Shaun Young

About me:

Hey, I'm Shaun. I'm 22 and I'm currently living in Cinnaminson, NJ. I don't really know anyone up here though. I'd much rather be back in Maryland living with my best friend. So about me, I like to play the piano, listen to music, and chill with friends. Parties are cool but I'm not into doing that every night of the week. I don't even like to drink that much, just every now and then and only with friends. I hate cigarettes. You can go ahead and smoke them, I really don't care. But there's better stuff to put in your lungs.

I don't like stupid people. If you're an idiot, could you please go socialize with the rest of the retards out there? I don't have the time to wait for that one time in a blue moon when you say something intelligent. Actually that's a lie, I do have that much time. But that doesn't mean I want to hear all the stupid things you shit out of your mouth all day. Furthermore, I don't like angry people. If your solution for all your problems is to get red and clench your fists, please go take a nap at low tide or something. If you're the sort of person who gets angry when you're drunk, could you go and punch yourself out already, nobody wants to deal with the shit storm you're brewing.

That being said, if you're the type of person who likes to make fun of those other people, we could be friends! Maybe you like to rip on them behind their back or sneak in witty comments that they won't realize are attacks on them because they're too slow. Or perhaps you just like to chill out and talk about stuff and listen to music. That's cool too, I'd probably like you. Unless there's verbal crap falling out of your mouth left and right and I can't hear you over how stupid you are (see above). Exception: if you're at least twice as pretty as you are dumb, that's okay! Haha, just kidding. Kind of.

Also, I have a lot of little pet peeves:
Please don't walk loud. I don't need to know where you are by your stomping. Cut it out.
Don't breath loud. Close your mouth and blow your nose. Quit smoking (cigarettes) if that be the case. It really can't be that hard to breath 24/7, so stop it.
Don't make a mess in front of me and not clean it up. And by mess, I don't mean a plate with a crumpled up napkin on it. That can wait. A half-full cup is fine too. But when you spill something, clean that shit up. Now.
Don't drink my alcohol that you didn't pay for or ask to drink. Chances are, I already don't like you, so don't push your luck.
Don't call me on the phone. For one thing, most of the time I'm busy (or screening you) and there's noises or people I don't want to talk over (because that's so rude). Second, I don't like talking on the phone. I can't see you. So if you call me, I'm not going to answer (for most people), especially if I don't have your number. Text me.
Don't push your beliefs on me. You can't persuade me to whatever you're thinking anyways, so it's annoying for you to even try.
Don't pick on people that don't deserve it. If you do, I'll go all out on you with the making-fun-of. You won't like it. I will.

So it sounds like I really don't like people, but that's not true. Just those people I already mentioned. And I can tolerate just about anyone. But I'm not going to go out of my way for their attention that I don't want in the first place. But other than all that, I'm a very easy going person! If I smile when I'm around you, or I laugh at something you say, I genuinely like you! :D