If I could go back in time, I would go pick up JonBenet Ramsey and take her to go see the Pink Floyd Sound. I would give her, her first sugar cube of LSD. She would giggle and squeal, "You're far out." I would say, "No, JonBenet, you're far out." Then we'd become vibrating paisleys made out of God and sing the song of Narnia. YEAH!
Music
The Grateful Dead and Dana. Also, music that is part of the Anne Frank Scene.
Television
"Seinfeld", "The Partridge Family", "Getting Together", "Candid Camera", "The Ernie Kovac Show", "Rape Whistle Express: For Children Ages 2-6" (PBS), "Bishop Bill & the Oatmeal Ocean", "Hazel", "The Seal of Solomon", "The Odd Couple", "TOUCHDOWN!"
Books
"The Diary of Anne Frank", "The New Thought Police", by Tammy Bruce, "The Bible", by God, "POPism: The Warhol 60's" by Andy Warhol, "UNPOPism" by Shaun Partridge, "Ordeal", by Linda Lovelace, "Dwellings of the Philosophers", by Fulcanlli, "Grinding it Out", by Ray Kroc, "The JonBenet Ramsey Pop-Up Book" ("The Littlest Christmas Angel)...
Heroes
Aslan, Anne Frank, Chef Gordon Ramsey, Robert Hunter, Ray Kroc, Kapelovision, The White Rhinoceros
About me: I like to go to the Golden Arches of Albuquerque, and when I get to the counter, I always order one hamburger, one cheeseburger, one fillet o' fish, one quarter pounder with cheese, one Big Mac and one small french fry.
If you call me and the phone is busy, I'm probably on the other line talking to my best pal, JonBenet Ramsey. We just love to Gossip, Gossip Gossip, all afternoon long! She even has a secret that she won't tell me. Shhhhhhh!!!! SILENCE IS THE GOLDEN ARCHES!
Hey, Man! Like far out! Did you know that Andy Warhol and JonBenet Ramsey have the same birthday which they share with the psychedelic, UNPOP Art Happening? Isn't that Fantastic?
UNPOP FREAKIES UNITE: Who are you? Where are you? What are you? Send us your name and address plus $1 and a stamp and we'll keep you informed. UNPOP HEADS, P.O. Box 15094, Portland, OR 97293.
Who I'd like to meet: Children of the UNPOP Revolution, Ray Kroc, Carl Jung, Anne Frank, Dave Chapelle and Fulcanelli. Also, I would like to meet Grimace, the Hamburgular, The Professor (who is actually Fulcanelli) and the Fry Guys (apparently, they have the best Gary Glitter that you can snort all night long.)
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