About me: I live my life observing others. Rarely do I speak my mind, but don't let this confuse you .. I do have opinions. I live my life through fantasies and art. It's far too depressing for me to actually come to terms with reality, therfore I don't. I can be very random at times. I like to talk about things other than music, politics, religion. Those things are important, however they do not titilate me. I'd much rather talk about pooping, toe fungus, urinary track infections, cheese, idiotic drivers, sewer systems, goth porn, and rebelious pregnant teens. AIM=VINTAGEMIDGET
Who I'd like to meet: My soulmate. You know, the kind of guy who will take me to the county fair and win me a big fat stuffed dinosaur.
I was at a club and saw a girl who looked like a mediocre version of you. I ran up to her, grabbed her wig and called her an impostor. She immediately became shameful and requested I send you her highest apologies.
