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  • Disappointment

    You’re down by 5 with 30 SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME-THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING-You’re sreaming at the top of your lungs-The quarterback send a long, smooth pass deep into the end zone-Your star receiver is open, the ball is sailing straight toward him-he waits in the end zone for his MOMENT OF GLORY-The balls flight is interrupted as it grazes his fingertips and falls to the ground-HE MISSED IT-You stop screaming-You feign being A GOOD SPORT-but deep down, you’re disappointed-No matter how loud, how convincingly you cheered, you didn’t get yours. I AM TOLD THIS IS WHAT FAKING AN ORGASM IS LIKE.

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  • man hair

    Toupees and comb-overs betray a level of moral dishonesty equivalent to the practice of buttock augmentation
  • dealing with creditors

    Every month, I take all my bills, I put them in a hat, I pick one out and I pay it. I tell creditors, "if you keep bothering me, you are not even going in the hat".

  • Choosing the right divorce partner

    (A quick theory)

     

    I have this new theory that you should marry someone who you think you can have a happy divorce with. Not because you are statistically likely to end up that way. But more importantly, if you think you can have a happy divorce with another human being, than you likely have a solid friendship and high level of communication, which are the ingredients for an enduring marriage.

     

    Getting married just because you are blindly in love can be dangerous to do, and getting married when you are not blindly in love can be fatal. The important thing to consider is that love is an ideal thing and marriage is a real thing, and that the confusion of the real and the ideal, never goes unpunished.

     

    Thought of this while out last night in LA at a club called Area. Living in LA and participating in the club scene is like visiting the zoo. I am particularly amused by the monkeys and the big cats. ;-]

     

    Happy Holidays,

    Shawn

     

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