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Shawn
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Shawn She loves me. She loves me... NOT!

Male
26 years old
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 5/9/2009
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    Shawn's Interests
GeneralFilm, Writing, Comedy, Self-Actualization
MusicAir, Blur, Pixies, Radiohead, Blondie, Kinks, Neutral Milk Hotel, Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, John Lennon, Rolling Stones, Smiths, Beach Boys, T-Rex, Vincent Gallo, Fiona Apple, Talking Heads, Daniel Johnston
MoviesTaxi Driver, After Hours, Mean Streets, Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, 3 Women, Phantom of Liberty, Belle Du Jour, Badlands, Buffalo '66, Death Race 2000, Basket Case, Brain Damage, Days of Heaven, The Tenant, Repulsion, Rosemary's Baby, Barry Lyndon, Election, Freaked, Freeway, Happiness, Irreversible, Paths of Glory, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, Manhattan, Carnal Knowledge, Crumb, Targets, Delicate Art of the Rifle
TelevisionThe Office, 30 Rock, Mr. Show, Wondershowzen
BooksThe Corrections, Psychotronic Film Guide, Joy of Cooking, About 55 pages of Infinite Jest
HeroesWoody Allen

     Shawn's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Pisces

   Shawn's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film Studies
Minor: Englsh
 

2003 to 2005


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Me at Pianos
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Me at Largo
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   Shawn's Blurbs
About me:
Read my blog! Or don't. If you chose don't, click here
Who I'd like to meet:
People who get me ... laid! (Unfortunately, this "pause-before-the-punchline" Wendy Liebman-style of comedy doesn't work on the page. Stupid peripheral vision.)

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Shawn's Friends Comments
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Jason

Jason Jones



Mar 21 2009 1:24 AM

Happy Birthday in 2009
Animal

Animal



Mar 20 2009 5:41 AM

Out go. Out go. McNulty: query posted; if while shawns birthday {_and _havfun} execute SCRIPT; computer out go too. ;end query. Oh come fucking ON!
Eric I

Eric I



Jan 7 2009 6:46 AM

Wow!

A Wendy Liebman reference!

Bravo, Historian!

Happy 2009, Shawn,

Eric to the I
"stoplight"

"stoplight"



Feb 14 2009 7:18 PM

Photobucket
whitney dan chan

whitney chandler



Dec 21 2008 3:56 AM

i wanna see the pics!
whitney dan chan

whitney chandler



Jan 16 2009 7:35 PM

that WAS rob zombie!!!
Kaylan

Kaylan



Dec 24 2008 2:54 AM

Shawn, now you know you best be calling your ol' pal Kaylan right? =]
Maryam

Maryam



Dec 23 2008 2:53 AM



Only you can make this world seem right
Only you can make the darkness bright"
Maryam

Maryam



Dec 2 2008 5:03 AM

oh wait lenny kravitz isn't half asian.
Maryam

Maryam



Dec 2 2008 4:31 AM

you're no lenny kravitz.
Maryam

Maryam



Dec 2 2008 5:05 AM

Sara Benincasa

Sara Benincasa



Nov 8 2008 11:30 PM

I very much look forward to seeing you this evening, sir!
Animal

Animal



Nov 5 2008 6:32 PM

Melissa

Melissa Teran



Oct 14 2008 2:19 PM

Wow, indeed! Thanks :)

let's hang out soon!
"stoplight"

"stoplight"



Oct 13 2008 5:56 PM

i wanna know!! i wanna know!!!
Jamie Lee

Jamie Lee



Oct 13 2008 6:13 PM

"What the fuck?" - Jon Malkovich
scott

scott



Oct 12 2008 4:58 AM

So did you finally "man up" on Thursday?

By that I do not mean acting in a gay porn video.
Kaylan

Kaylan



Oct 5 2008 8:50 PM

Don't vote ...
Jamie Lee

Jamie Lee



Sep 15 2008 3:18 PM

Flan B
Philip

Philip



Sep 8 2008 7:35 AM

I'm hearing that "Debo Dog Blues" is a big hit over in Guam... Nice work!
francesca

francesca



Jul 23 2008 7:08 PM

thruster!
pterodactyl ::meh::

pterodactyl ::meh::



Jul 17 2008 9:26 PM

HEY I was in NYC last month, thought I'd see you but I guess you're too cool for facebook >:P

hope you're doing well~
Sean O’Connor

Sean O’Connor



Jul 10 2008 3:37 PM

i lol'd at about 55 pages of infinite jest.
francesca

francesca



Jun 18 2008 3:39 PM

texting is overrated and i'm through with it!
Scum and Villainy

Scum and Villainy



Jun 16 2008 5:03 PM

Thanks for doing the show last night!
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