The original pioneer of crunk comedy, SHAWTY (what my name is?) i like no other comedian you will ever witness. He is one of a kind and an unforgetable performer. Shawty has not only mastered the art of stand-up comedy, he has excelled in both film and televison acting. He has improv skills like no other as his quick witted jokes fly throught the air. Shawty is the next big thing and you will see him nation-wide on your tv set this fall on MTV. As of last week you can catch me on MTV hottest show as the new and greatest cast member on Nick Cannon's red team on Wild'n Out. My dvd "In Shawty We Trust" is coming out soon produced by myself with UM ent.
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if you was me what would you do they say niggas dont read but niggas google these crackas infected the urinary tracts of blacks keep us disoriented with poverty and crack inhale it or sell it but let them tell it they know nothing of how they sail it mail it then trail it right to my street corner take some pictures then rush to make an arrest hope you got your heat on ya spray back how can I say that war was declared on us way back prisons for niggas makin slaves of niggas aids for niggas makin graves for niggas water hose tearing off clothes because we chose to expose the lows and woes of negros living in the south we know how the story goes but when does the story end no where in sight because you got some whites that have a dependency on seeking and obtaining WHITE SUPREMACY one being Hillary know bout the Bilderberg and how yall tryin to kill the world you full of bird poo if you dont believe man created birdflu while they preparing for Nibiru to pass they also gettin rid of your black ass destruction of mass
Shawty! Wussapnin,fam? I appreciate your acceptance,aight? Keep up the excellent job bruh! You're hilarious and I hope to see you on the silverscreen soon. Have a great weekend. Mad love & continuing success,peace...ya fam in tha Bamaz
if you question my sincerity my feelings are pure if you question my position simply the spook who sat by the door so question no more I have studied and buddied with the best in protest for the oppressed through use of music so use it youtube it friction among our people we will lube it if we had more books on the streets then drugs we'd have more scholars then thugs trumped up on humbugs we speak with no shame of the dope game most even boast like they big time and will never come close to the host of dealers that work for the CIA if I may, niggas is broke from dope we investing the wrong way we tryin to come up fast taking the long way but that is your butt if you want to take a short cut deal with the devil then lose your stuff pigs know their huff and puff wont blow my house down so they keep cooked blow around my house now all up and down my street the drugs are cheap the day after a shipment yall get a sweep one nigga they caught wouldnt say a peep another nigga complied was released and still supplied wanted to quit but was denied tried anyway and was shot and died whats wrong with niggaz? need to ORGANIZE sing a song to niggas they still dont listen or do they because my Erykah Badu cd missin knew they would come around in the nick of time we sick of rhymes without meaning say somethin smart you cant pick a line from radio songs they all trash whats songs in particular they all ass schoolin dumb ass niggas hawl ass Im revoking your hall pass
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hey Shawty....good looks on da add....i had u on y list b4 but my s*it was hacked into nd i lost a majority of my friends which im still tryna get back!! urhilarious nd i luv u!!! keep doin' wat u do!! ~besos~
