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Shayne Michael
Comedy / Rock / Soul

"The Quiet Comic"

Long Beach, California
United States

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Last Login:  7/5/2008
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   Shayne Michael: General Info
Member Since9/8/2005
Band Websiteshayne-michael.com
Band MembersMe, Myself & I
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Johnny Carson, Steven Wright, Hall & Oates, Journey.
Sounds Likesteven wright, george carlin {observational humor}
Record LabelShayne-Michael.COMedy
Type of LabelNone




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   About Shayne Michael

About Shayne Michael

{The Quiet Comic}

Why am I here? The blogs {original humor} are updated almost daily. I'd like to get an audience for them. They're written for people who need a laugh but don't have the time to wait around for punchlines, usually list format. If you enjoy them you can:

Subscribe Here Add this blog to any RSS feed.

I do not, and will never, send unsolicited subscription requests. I also do not participate in [subscribe to my blog and I'll subscribe to yours]. I give everyone a chance but I will only continue to read blogs from writers I truly enjoy. I wouldn't expect anything less from those people reading me.

Some people have asked me to repost some of these blogs. Of course you can. However, if you repost the blog {or humor column} please give me authorship credit.

Best Of Blogs: Vol 10

The 100 Greatest Love Songs Of All Time
Signs Your Ex Is A Future Mental Patient
Six Excuses For Returning Your Library Book Late, That Nobody Will Argue With
Things That You Learn In Britney Spear's School For Better Parenting Skills
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Comprehensive Guide To Understanding What Women Want
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Comprehensive Guide To Understanding What Men Want
Blog 499
The Secret To Comedy Revealed
How To Get Kicked Out Of Knott's Berry Farm
Fun Responses To "I Think We Should See Other People."
The Allegory Of The F-
MySpace Spam

©2005 - 2007: This comedy blog written by the Quiet Comic Shayne Michael.

Aside from an online humor columnist, I am a stand-up comic who has been performing since 1989. I've toured 14 states and three Canadian provinces. I'v also played 40 cities in Montana alone. Yes Montana has 40 cities. Of course by the time we reached 39th, the 40th city had a population of seven. We ended up playing for the bar owner and his cat. The cat was the better listener. You can find more of my work on my official website:

LA Comedy Fans

Click Here For: My group for Fans of Comedy in LA. This is a group meant to point you towards the best shows in LA. Especially those you might miss because they're not well advertised.

Three Point Five Groups I Run

Despite the fact that MySpace has banned me from posting to groups [including my own], I run a few groups. The first is meant to connect comedy fans to shows and new faces in LA. The second was created for anyone writing original humor. The final group is for anyone using the blogs to build a following as a writer.

Using The Comment Section

I welcome comments. Probably the only thing I'd delete are multi-media files {not animated gifs}. The sound would clash with the stand-up clip. I also answer any questions left in the comments above. I don't mind if their funny or if you think you're heckling me.

Don't use the comment section to post spam, cheap money making tricks that don't work or links to phishing sites. And, I will not approve comments about any money making schemes. At best they'll get deleted, at worst if it's a phishing site I'll report the post to Tom. I don't care how you started making money on the internet, what product helped you deal with your dismay when you realized how much girls lied when they said size doesn't matter or which ringtone site you want to promote to my friends.

Answers To Questions Left In Comments

Q: What was your favorite Hall & Oates song?
A: She's Gone: Off Abandoned Lunconette, my favorite album.
Q: During the part when the clap happens in the song Private Eyes, would you rather hang out with Darryl or John?
A: I'd flip a coin then decide.
Q: those laugh tracks sound really believable haha. but seriously steven wright is the man.
A: That's why I paid so much money for a tape of Steven's laugh. By the way proper names are usually upper case, unless you're making a comment on someone's behavior peter.

Who Would I Like To Meet & Add

Everyone. I'd perfer a ton of people who enjoy my comedy, but I'm use to not always getting what I want. If you do add me, I appreciate you checking out mt blog, at least once.

Lastly

As another friend pointed out, we're all just one person here. But I sincerely do read friend's bullitens. I try to help where I can & post only when I have something to say. I realize many people are here to promote themselves as an artist. I'm more than happy to add any respectable artist to my friend's list. I obviously can't attend every one of their shows, I'd never get any sleep. But there's always an opportunity to give artist/friends feedback or support in numerous other ways. And that, I will always have time for.

PS: If you don't like my comedy please foward it to a personal enemy with similar taste.


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Paul Castagnini





Jul 4 2008 10:59 AM

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~Norma Jean~





May 15 2008 12:03 AM

Thanks for stopping by the blog and the nice comments :)

Much love, see you soon!

NJ
Pumpkin





Apr 20 2008 4:27 PM

Hola! Mi llama Pumpy.
Mentalist - Mind Reader - Rex Sikes - Amazing Rex





Apr 11 2008 8:11 AM

thanks for being my friend that is awesome
If you don't mind I wanted to share these 3 updates with you:

1. I was interviewed on blogtalkradio regarding the film business in March

http://www. blogtalkradio. com/icflm/2008/03/11/Indy-Film-Wisconsin-

2. April - I was interviewed for a web based film magazine called horroryearbook. com about my role as Rodney in cult film classic "Massacre at Central High" you can read the interview at:

http://www. horroryearbook. com/543233/interview-rex-sikes-massacre-at-central-high#more-3233 I'd love to hear what you think about it.

3. If you are in Milwaukee, WI on Sunday April 27, 2008 I will be doing my one man presentation "Theatre of the Mind" at Giggles Comedy Pub in Brookfield at 7 pm Information & links below:

"Your show blew us away and we haven't stopped talking about it to all of our friends. I still don't understand how you did it all. You are a true talent. I believe that you have something very special and I thank you for sharing it with all of us. Thank you again."Brian Krause, Actor, "Leo" on Charmed, Los Angeles, CA

SAVE THIS DATE!!!! For

Rex Sikes "Theatre of the Mind"
An Amazing Mind Reading Show!!!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:PM
Giggle Comedy Pub - Brookfield at (Brookfield Road and Capitol)
19115 W. Capitol Dr
Brookfield, WI 53045

10.00 advance 15.00 at door
Reservations Highly suggested!!! Call today - 262-437-5653

http://www. gigglescomedypub. com/future. ivnu for caendar

http://www. gigglescomedypub. com/
you may have to visit the home page to get around the site.

visit http://www. amazingrex. com for more highlights of what the show may be like.

"Wow! What a fabulous show! All of our friends absolutely loved the show. I can't tell you how many times I looked at them and saw the awe and amazement in their faces. The effect was eye-popping and jaw-dropping.
Fun for all involved! W
Hot Waffles





Mar 30 2008 9:17 PM

Buy the CD
HOT WAFFLES: Living On A Roll And A Prayer
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Hey! We just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that our new album, "Living On A Roll And A Prayer" is out now! You can check it out at www. hotwafflesmusic. com.
Keep rockin!
Jamitta





Mar 29 2008 11:25 AM

Thank you Shayne. I'm glad you like my music.

Have a wonderful weekend!!
Voodoo Highway





Mar 22 2008 8:46 PM

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MyHotComments Happy Easter, Shayne! - from Voodoo Highway
Standup Guy





Mar 11 2008 8:27 PM

Shayne,

Hope to have you back at Scoreboards in the near future.

I'm having difficulty accessing your 100 Top Comedians list. ?
Lady Marie™





Feb 13 2008 8:53 PM

jana





Feb 11 2008 4:29 AM

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Feb 10 2008 12:25 PM

Thanks for the friendship.

The Retirements
~Norma Jean~





Feb 8 2008 1:29 AM

You're like butta....

NJ
Alan





Feb 1 2008 6:47 PM

Shayne,

Thanks for accepting the invitation.
If you like meatloaf I have a great recipe on my blog.

Really.

Best,
Alan
My Coal





Jan 22 2008 8:22 PM

Post this as a bulletin. For the good of man kind:
paula





Jan 15 2008 4:21 PM

Just thinking about you, hope you are doing well.
Quest Jones





Dec 31 2007 4:00 PM

Just wondering by to wish you a good new year:)
Victor † -Under Construction-





Dec 30 2007 9:15 PM

well hello there shayne happy poo year I mean new year.
jana





Dec 30 2007 2:23 PM

Happy New Year



















And Peace Be With You
Abrazos
jana
Lady Marie™





Dec 25 2007 12:49 PM

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I Love You Too





Dec 23 2007 7:31 PM


Myspace Layouts
jana





Dec 23 2007 10:53 AM



Thank you Shayne and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
John





Dec 13 2007 8:00 AM

thanks, dude.
Becky





Dec 6 2007 7:12 PM

hello hello :)
Pumpkin





Dec 3 2007 5:59 PM

You're the quiet comic, but I'm the quiet doll. Pumpkin
I Love You Too





Nov 27 2007 6:16 AM

Thank you sir! :) Happy Thanks....Giving right back at you. I havent been on Myspace very much, only a couple mins at a time, for the past couple of weeks so my greetings are late...but sincere. :) Thanks again Shayne!
Becky





Nov 25 2007 11:10 PM

Today is Friend's Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED


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Nov 25 2007 5:39 PM

So it's Thanksgiving Day and all my relatives are over. I'm bendin down to pick up my napkin I dropped, when all of sudden the seam to my stuffed body rips open. It made this awful tearing sound....everyone looks over and there is stuffing everywhere!! They rush me to the Doll Hospital where they stitch me up. 26 stitches later they release me. I guess you could say I'm on the mend....Pump
Stash





Nov 22 2007 10:43 AM

Happy Hanks Givin Quiet Comic!!
Whatakicker! Whatapisser! Whaaaaaat?????





Nov 22 2007 1:36 AM

Filling Thanksgiving!
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Nov 19 2007 11:39 PM

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Nov 12 2007 7:29 PM

Pomona Powerhouse Comedy Night
This Wednesday November 14th. 8pm
Special Guest Host: Kerry Arnold Stephens
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Headliner: Cochino
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Featuring: Shayne Michael
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Pomona Powerhouse Comedy Night
3220 Temple Avenue
Pomona , CA 91768
Cost: 2 drink min
Pumpkin





Nov 12 2007 10:52 AM

I'm as blue as my vest....My new profile song explains why....Why, why, WHY? P
Pumpkin





Nov 4 2007 10:31 AM

Do you own a sweater vest? P
Stash





Nov 3 2007 8:40 PM

Accepting unreality!!!
Victor † -Under Construction-





Nov 3 2007 5:43 PM

oh wow you're a real person just joking, how long have you been a comedian?
Victor † -Under Construction-





Nov 3 2007 5:31 PM

greetings shayne
Tiffany!





Oct 28 2007 9:21 AM

Hey cutie!
Pumpkin





Sep 30 2007 1:46 PM

Mom thinks you're funny. I think we look alike.....were you ever in Reading, PA say in 1966? Are we related? Pump
Michael Batts





Sep 28 2007 7:46 PM

Long time no see. Hoping all is well Shayne!

Batts
Whatakicker! Whatapisser! Whaaaaaat?????





Sep 28 2007 12:36 AM

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huh? whaaat? I just came to pee on this bush, sheesh.
♥Mrs. Lula Ebel♥





Sep 22 2007 1:09 PM

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Robert William Twohy





Sep 18 2007 1:34 PM

Dakota Fanning? What about her? Her birthday is the same as mine. Not the same year tho...
Poet Girl





Sep 15 2007 11:14 AM

Have you been to SpokenWordArt.com yet? It's a great website about spoken word and performance poetry. Check it out!