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Shayne Michael
Comedy / Rock / Soul

The Quiet Comic



Long Beach, California
United States

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Last Login:  11/24/2009
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Member Since9/8/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.shayne-michael.com
Band MembersMe, Myself & I
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Johnny Carson, Steven Wright, Hall & Oates, Journey.
Sounds Likesteven wright, george carlin {observational humor}
Record LabelShayne-Michael.COMedy


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   About Shayne Michael

About Shayne Michael

{The Quiet Comic}

Why am I here? The blogs {original humor} are updated almost daily. I'd like to get an audience for them. They're written for people who need a laugh but don't have the time to wait around for punchlines, usually list format. If you enjoy them you can:

Subscribe Here Add this blog to any RSS feed.

I do not, and will never, send unsolicited subscription requests. I also do not participate in [subscribe to my blog and I'll subscribe to yours]. I give everyone a chance but I will only continue to read blogs from writers I truly enjoy. I wouldn't expect anything less from those people reading me.

Some people have asked me to repost some of these blogs. Of course you can. However, if you repost the blog {or humor column} please give me authorship credit.

Best Of Blogs: Vol 10

The 100 Greatest Love Songs Of All Time
Signs Your Ex Is A Future Mental Patient
Six Excuses For Returning Your Library Book Late, That Nobody Will Argue With
Things That You Learn In Britney Spear's School For Better Parenting Skills
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Comprehensive Guide To Understanding What Women Want
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Comprehensive Guide To Understanding What Men Want
Blog 499
The Secret To Comedy Revealed
How To Get Kicked Out Of Knott's Berry Farm
Fun Responses To "I Think We Should See Other People."
The Allegory Of The F-
MySpace Spam

©2005 - 2007: This comedy blog written by the Quiet Comic Shayne Michael.

Aside from an online humor columnist, I am a stand-up comic who has been performing since 1989. I've toured 14 states and three Canadian provinces. I'v also played 40 cities in Montana alone. Yes Montana has 40 cities. Of course by the time we reached 39th, the 40th city had a population of seven. We ended up playing for the bar owner and his cat. The cat was the better listener. You can find more of my work on my official website:

LA Comedy Fans

Click Here For: My group for Fans of Comedy in LA. This is a group meant to point you towards the best shows in LA. Especially those you might miss because they're not well advertised.

Three Point Five Groups I Run

Despite the fact that MySpace has banned me from posting to groups [including my own], I run a few groups. The first is meant to connect comedy fans to shows and new faces in LA. The second was created for anyone writing original humor. The final group is for anyone using the blogs to build a following as a writer.

Using The Comment Section

I welcome comments. Probably the only thing I'd delete are multi-media files {not animated gifs}. The sound would clash with the stand-up clip. I also answer any questions left in the comments above. I don't mind if their funny or if you think you're heckling me.

Don't use the comment section to post spam, cheap money making tricks that don't work or links to phishing sites. And, I will not approve comments about any money making schemes. At best they'll get deleted, at worst if it's a phishing site I'll report the post to Tom. I don't care how you started making money on the internet, what product helped you deal with your dismay when you realized how much girls lied when they said size doesn't matter or which ringtone site you want to promote to my friends.

Answers To Questions Left In Comments

Q: What was your favorite Hall & Oates song?
A: She's Gone: Off Abandoned Lunconette, my favorite album.
Q: During the part when the clap happens in the song Private Eyes, would you rather hang out with Darryl or John?
A: I'd flip a coin then decide.
Q: those laugh tracks sound really believable haha. but seriously steven wright is the man.
A: That's why I paid so much money for a tape of Steven's laugh. By the way proper names are usually upper case, unless you're making a comment on someone's behavior peter.

Who Would I Like To Meet & Add

Everyone. I'd perfer a ton of people who enjoy my comedy, but I'm use to not always getting what I want. If you do add me, I appreciate you checking out mt blog, at least once.

Lastly

As another friend pointed out, we're all just one person here. But I sincerely do read friend's bullitens. I try to help where I can & post only when I have something to say. I realize many people are here to promote themselves as an artist. I'm more than happy to add any respectable artist to my friend's list. I obviously can't attend every one of their shows, I'd never get any sleep. But there's always an opportunity to give artist/friends feedback or support in numerous other ways. And that, I will always have time for.

PS: If you don't like my comedy please foward it to a personal enemy with similar taste.


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Sam & Luke

Sam & Luke



Jul 26 2009 6:18 PM

Hey Shayne
Thanks man for being our friend
Peace
Sam and Luke
Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 7 2009 9:23 AM

Hey! Hope everything is good!

I was going to send you a copy of our poster for our premiere performance at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, but you have set Comments to not allow html, but you can see it on my Profile.

Here is the info:

On June 16th, the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety. It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at www.LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more info on the Medicine Show, check out my Profile page...
7 Blue Skies

7 Blue Skies



Mar 27 2009 3:58 PM

whats up friend?!?! Just wanted to let you know that we have a show coming up on May 8th at Club Firestone downtown Orlando opening for Bobaflex. Its an ALL AGES, FREE!! SHOW!! If you want some tickets, just send us your address and we will send them out. Hope to talk to you soon.

Much Love,
7 Blue Skies
Sodomite Radio

Sodomite Radio



Mar 8 2009 10:15 PM

Hey thanks for being a freind...check out our page and see our video of the week.
Muhammad

Muhammad Abdullah



Dec 5 2008 9:19 AM

hey , thnx for the approve :)
No on 8 - No on H8

No on 8  - No on H8



Oct 7 2008 4:45 PM

Thanks for the support!




Please encourage all your friends and fans in California to VOTE NO on 8, NO on HATE!



Cheers! :)
Chris Adams

Chris Adams



Sep 17 2008 10:38 PM

..See more funny videos at Funny or Die..
johnny

johnny gold



Sep 15 2008 2:29 PM

SM ,
LONG TIME BROTHER , I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL , LAUGH FACTORY OPENED IN LONG BEACH , THATS GREAT MORE HOLLYWOOD TYPES IN A GREAT AREA LIKE LONG BEACH ,I WILL GET MY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION READY.

PEACE
JOHNNY
LBC
BE SAFE
Richard Weiss

Richard Weiss



Sep 13 2008 7:16 PM

Shayne, I was able to register on your site. Looks as if things are working now.
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Whatakicker! Whatapisser! Whaaaaaat?????

Whatakicker! Whatapisser! Whaaaaaat?????



Sep 3 2008 7:56 PM

:-D Thank You very much.
I'm still celebrating!!
Princess Shannon the Promoter

Shannon Plunkett



Sep 1 2008 9:03 PM

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Princess Shannon the Promoter

Shannon Plunkett



Aug 22 2008 3:59 PM

Hello ShayneMichael,
Check out these awesome shows!!!
Love ya,
Princess Shannon
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Mayhem A-Go-Go Comedy Show

Mayhem A-Go-Go Comedy Show



Aug 18 2008 8:26 PM

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Don Barnhart

Don Barnhart



Aug 10 2008 5:51 PM

Thanks for adding me. Be sure to check out my site for more comedy videos and my new film, China Dolls. Now avail on DVD and Download.

Keep on laughing, Don

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Paul Castagnini

Paul Castagnini



Jul 4 2008 5:59 PM

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~Norma Jean~

~Norma Jean~



May 15 2008 7:03 AM

Thanks for stopping by the blog and the nice comments :)

Much love, see you soon!

NJ
Rex Sikes Movie Beat www.rexsikes.com

Rex Sikes



Apr 11 2008 3:11 PM

thanks for being my friend that is awesome
If you don't mind I wanted to share these 3 updates with you:

1. I was interviewed on blogtalkradio regarding the film business in March

http://www. blogtalkradio. com/icflm/2008/03/11/Indy-Film-Wisconsin-

2. April - I was interviewed for a web based film magazine called horroryearbook. com about my role as Rodney in cult film classic "Massacre at Central High" you can read the interview at:

http://www. horroryearbook. com/543233/interview-rex-sikes-massacre-at-central-high#more-3233 I'd love to hear what you think about it.

3. If you are in Milwaukee, WI on Sunday April 27, 2008 I will be doing my one man presentation "Theatre of the Mind" at Giggles Comedy Pub in Brookfield at 7 pm Information & links below:

"Your show blew us away and we haven't stopped talking about it to all of our friends. I still don't understand how you did it all. You are a true talent. I believe that you have something very special and I thank you for sharing it with all of us. Thank you again."Brian Krause, Actor, "Leo" on Charmed, Los Angeles, CA

SAVE THIS DATE!!!! For

Rex Sikes "Theatre of the Mind"
An Amazing Mind Reading Show!!!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:PM
Giggle Comedy Pub - Brookfield at (Brookfield Road and Capitol)
19115 W. Capitol Dr
Brookfield, WI 53045

10.00 advance 15.00 at door
Reservations Highly suggested!!! Call today - 262-437-5653

http://www. gigglescomedypub. com/future. ivnu for caendar

http://www. gigglescomedypub. com/
you may have to visit the home page to get around the site.

visit http://www. amazingrex. com for more highlights of what the show may be like.

"Wow! What a fabulous show! All of our friends absolutely loved the show. I can't tell you how many times I looked at them and saw the awe and amazement in their faces. The effect was eye-popping and jaw-dropping.
Fun for all involved! W
Hot Waffles

Hot Waffles



Mar 31 2008 4:17 AM

Buy the CD
HOT WAFFLES: Living On A Roll And A Prayer
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Hey! We just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that our new album, "Living On A Roll And A Prayer" is out now! You can check it out at www. hotwafflesmusic. com.
Keep rockin!
Jamitta

Jamitta



Mar 29 2008 6:25 PM

Thank you Shayne. I'm glad you like my music.

Have a wonderful weekend!!
Voodoo Highway

Voodoo Highway



Mar 23 2008 3:46 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments Happy Easter, Shayne! - from Voodoo Highway
Richard Weiss

Richard Weiss



Mar 12 2008 3:27 AM

Shayne,

Hope to have you back at Scoreboards in the near future.

I'm having difficulty accessing your 100 Top Comedians list. ?
Lady Marie™

Marie Patchen



Feb 14 2008 4:53 AM

jana

Jana Hello



Feb 11 2008 12:29 PM

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The Retirements

The Retirements



Feb 10 2008 8:25 PM

Thanks for the friendship.

The Retirements
~Norma Jean~

~Norma Jean~



Feb 8 2008 9:29 AM

You're like butta....

NJ
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