I like Hip Hop N R&B..... oh and some random rock songs.
Movies
SUPERBAD!! knocked up, 40 year old virgin, Rush Hour 3, Nacho Libre, Along came polly, Napoleon Dynamite, Grandmas boy...
Television
Cooking with Julia Childs, anything PBS, The Magic Schoolbus, Barney, Lassie (but only with the first Lassie because as I have mentioned before, all the others were bitches), It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia,
Shay Jordan's Details
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
N/A
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Education:
College graduate
Shay Jordan is playing PS3 Posted at 12:51 AM Aug 17 view more
o.k. about me!!! Hmmm where do I even Begin? Well I am obviously a constracted Digital Star first of all, so that says a lot alone. Haha!! Ok well I am a 22 year old mixed breed, half GIRMAN haha german, and half Filipino, oooober goofy chick who sometimes can have a very bad temper. O.K. I know I just got done saying that I am oobr goofy, but who doesn't have a bad side right? I'm a scorpio so i guess you can say I am very very passionate. Which means whether I am happy sad or mad I put a lot of passion into those feelings. Kinda one of those people that you could say has a really unique personality. I have all ten seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and I have to admit that I watch it atleast 3 days out of the week. I'm completely addicted to the show, simply because it's sooooo FUNNY!!! Watching shows or movies that make me laugh help me keep a positive energy so that I don't let little non sense get me down. I am pretty much what you would consider a home body. I don't party and I don't date so I work and stay home A LOT. Oh and of course there's some shopping in between ;-). Oh for some odd reason I love driving. The first time I ever drove was on the big island in hawaii and I was 9. Since then I've always loved to drive. I love driving on road trips and I like to always be the when driving when I'm out with people, maybe a safety thing because I really don't trust many people to drive me around. Oh I cook A LOT. I absolutely love to cook. I have a crazy passion for cooking. I always get in my zone and somehow I can't really stop. I love the big kitchen with a whole bunch of pots and pans and food to cook. I can seriously cook all day everyday. I would love to open my own restaurant one day. Which will defiantely be a breeze especially since I graduated culinary arts school. That was some fun times for me. I was the only girl in the class and I was 18 years old. My classmates were all way older men. I had an amazing teacher, he definately made the experience more special. O.k. well i'm starting to blabber so I'll stop now haha. that's me ;-)
Who I'd like to meet:
TIP HARRIS Please!! hmmm Jennifer Aniston is awesome. Oh Ben Stiller and Will Farrell. The whole cast of Super Bad. oh Will and Grace and the whole cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
SEXXII....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING FOR THE NEW Jordan's I SAW THE OTHER DAY...MAN DEM THANGZ HELLA FIRE..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? I BETTER C DIS COMMENT IN MA PROFILE! IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUF CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUF HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKEN SEXY"
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing. ) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
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