Well my name is Shaz... i'm rather loud and very "opinionated" (for lack of a better word... and also the fact that jas gave me that one!)
Hmmmm what else do you write into such a box?
I take half a teaspoon of sugar in my tea, and I don't like a lot of milk...but I like milky coffee with two sugars. I don't know why but I thought I’d mention this
I like bright colours
(Y)
:) especially orange!
i love
my daydreams
meeting new people
talking
making stuff
making people smile
people with weird hair. that i can stroke LOTS.
long walks
rain
food
INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING [har]
25 bus home discussions
birthdays
Quotes I like:
"DON'T TEST MY TECHNOBILITY!"
Or some others like *puts on a gansta voice*
"what's GUANINE?" (Sorry biology joke couldn't help it!)
well she's
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like a swiss army knife...but more fun
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AND
she's
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cute like a small duckling with hair
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she
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...is my peanut butter to my jam.
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she's a
Shaz
.....and she's a great pet.. [if you water her regularly!]
"I DO NOT HAVE A CEREAL NAMED AFTER ME."
i'm a lickle caterpillar it's all cool.. ONE DAY I'LL BECOME A PRETTY BUTTERFLY.. and then i'll die!
"Good morning star shine. The Earth says "HELLO!""
hello my name is Shaz
I am a part time freak and full time retard. I also do some casual work as an skank and I volunteer as your mother. NICE TO MEET YOU!
i would say i love you all.. but that's just damn naive
OWEN ON SHAZ'S HAIR: ( w e l l n o t o n . . I meant his opinion..)
Your hair is great. It's so versatile - you can hide in it, cover ears with it, use it to build houses!
I THINK we're all like chickens..
i'm an electron!
WEE!
how do you make a dream come true?
and why do i only think this, when i'm blue?
in fact i'm not i am actually brown..
but nevertheless on my face is a frown...
am i the most pointless creature you've ever met..OR WHAT?!
Who I'd like to meet:
YOUR MOTHER
Oh yes, i thought i'd put down some of my various titles.. Saalene (family... dad's coice of spelling)
Sha-nee (jake... he went through a phase where he called EVERYTHING that.... even the cat!)
Shaz (most people)
Sha La Knee (invented by jas... upheld by harsha and hasmita.. who also call me sha-nee)
Shaz A Knee (another jas creation - ALL HAIL! - Shaz + Sha La Knee = Shaz A Knee)
Shazza
Shazzaroonay (a Ms Adams creation .. i like it .. it's weird!)
Shazaleeeeeeeen (a lou masterpiece)
Shazalicious (areeba's one)
Shaz machine (a tish production)
Shazzy doo (by lou... OOH IT RHYMES! OH YEAH UH HUH! *DOES THAT FUNKAY DANCE*)
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THINGS I HATE :
sneezy / sniffly colds - i don't mind a sore throat
back pains... i get them at random times and they suck.
people trying to "help" me..
especially my hair.. i mean if i wanted you to "make it all perfect" with your damn ghds i'd ask!
realising i've done something stupid
essays - i suck when it comes to writing an essay
my brothers - they. are. 2. shits. in. a. pod.
AKON! i mean he's just ARGH i have issues with that man.. think of this song wise:
lonely ok so something seems to have gone HORRIBLY wrong in his love life (hehe) and so he whines about it.. and then it get played and play WITH THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING VOICE EVER FOUND ON THE TRACK
locked up? so you've done something wrong and you get caught and well YOU'RE WHINING AGAIN!
i wanna fuck you? well... it's just annoying.. and he probably thinks he's a "bad boy" by saying the word FUCK in the chorus "ooh ooh it's SO naughty" well it ain't the first time anyone's used it...
wanting something you know you'll never have
TIN FOIL... it's a thing i got after i cut my thumb REALLY badly on a tin foil container at the international evening.. it still makes me cringe!!
the fear of my glasses, phone, anything else falling down a gutter / toilets ect
the fear finding a dead mouse in my bag.. i read a random thing in a magazine once .. erm yeah
BATHS! i don't know why but i hate them i always take showers
people who have thousands of friends on their profile.. firstly
I SINCERELY DOUBT YOU KNOW OR EVEN CARE ABOUT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
and secondly.. WHY?!
i'll add more
THINGS I LOVE :
asking dumb questions
loud songs.. i'm actually listening RING THE ALARM atm.. :) and anything loud is good!!
all the small things - i also [heart] the song ... and the literal meaning of this.. it's nice to feel special
holding people's hands - i don't know why and therefore will not try to explain this
the word SKANK! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT TOO!
i. love. dots. :)
i am loving knitting.. when i can actually concentrate!!
MY BRILLIANT PAINTED SHOES!! well i have a red plain.. which are kinda lame but i love them still.. but the one's briony is helping me to paint WILL ROCK.. :)
:) HEHE
more hugs
my SOAD hoodie - it has the parental advisory logo on my butt!
rain
random strolls... :) (right jen?!)
oh yes speaking of jen.. i LOVE my white family.. and they love mee! (don't get offended.. it's a private joke!)
john fruscante...
more hugs
the idea of being able to play bass lol i can play a bit of AERIALS by SYSTEM OF A DOWN
trying to keep a phone call with jen under one hour - lol we DO love TalkTalk!
more hugs
MY FAMILY (see the heroes box for more info)
i'll add more
well there's some babble about me so if this fits then erm, yes..
Bahahahaha. Bb gurrrrl, stay away from wombats else they'll turn you from Scottish to something else! And I haven't done jack today. I woke up two hours ago and I've been wasting my life just wandering around. :[
And oh dear, I can only assume it was you hiding in the garden last night trying to stalk me. You might as well knock and come inside, jeez. Because my love for you makes me weak at the knees!
Toight... like a toiger. That's you by the way, not your faaaajah. If I were to say that it would be highly inappropriate. (Check me out, I'm maturing already!)
And I don't want to cause any trouble in le fam but I'm going to be honest. I will kick you in the head until you bleed after giving you the worst sex ever, and maybe tattoo dicks on your face if you don't come. Loool. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever, oh man.
... bloody true. I just got home. Sorry for texting you back so late, I was distracted by wine and food and got over-excited. >_<! Please forgive me. I'll even offer you sex, come on, you can't say no.
ANYWAY. COME ON THE 23RD. YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE THERE. I CANNOT STRESS IT ENOUGH. IF YOU DON'T GO EVEN *I* WON'T GO. LOL.
If you don't wanna mention things, text me. I'll be in the shower (it's fucking -4098733047 degrees so I'll take my own sweet time) and stuff like that, I'll reply when I come out.
I really do miss you, I'd love to see you again. We should do something sometime. DURING OUR TEXT MARATHON WE SHALL DISCUSS THIS ALSO, I AM DETERMINED TO SEE YOU BY NEXT WEEK.
Hello People
I'm playing headline on saturday night @ the Cavendish Arms in Stockwell. Its £3 and should be a wicked night. I'd love to see you down there.
Alex
x
HER WITH EVERYTHING I GOTS!
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