Guitar -
Ryan aka Jewbaca aka Jewjew Bee aka Jewmanji aka Jewrassic Park aka Jew'd Law aka Jewpiter aka Jewdo aka Jew-Jitsu aka Orange Jewce aka Jewdus aka Jewbilee aka Jewno aka Jewlius Caesar aka Jewnicycle . If you have any more you can email them to us, we will put them on if wity enough or offensive enough.
Drums -
Rick aka Tricky Dick
Vocals -
No One (Again)
Influences
Tool
Neurosis
Kyuss
King Crimson
Opeth
Alice in Chains
The Beatles
Black Sabbath
The Doors
Electric Wizard
Intronaut
Isis
Led Zeppelin
The Mars Volta
Metallica
A Perfect Circle
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Primus
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Stone Temple Pilots
Yes
Frank Zappa
Cynic
Hawkwind
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Pelican
Bongripper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
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Trans Am
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Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Giles, Giles, and Fripp
Neil Young
Pixies
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Star Wars
Back to the Future
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Fry
Fry Cook
Spongebob Square Pants
The Hoff
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman
Matt Hoffman
Matt Damon
Damon Wayans
Wayne's World
The World According to Garp
Honda Accord
The Honda Center
The Center of the Earth
Magma
Magnesium Phosphate
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Mit Gas
Mit Romney
Romulus
Romania
Hulkamania
The Incredible Hulk
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Jenna Jameson
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Howard Dean
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Land Before Time
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(The concept of) Space
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Star Wars (again)
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Orion
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Major Payne
Pain
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Cream of Wheat
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Harry Crumb
Harry Potter
Pot
Flowers
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Children of the Corn
Corn on the Cobb
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Egg Salad
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Rolled Paper
Things Rolled in Paper
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Metal Plates in People's Heads
The Talking Heads
Head P.E.
Public Enemy
Public Image Limited
Public Displays of Affection
Love
Lovage
Mike Patton
General Patton
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Madness
Ska
The Toasters
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Microwaveable Ready to Eat Food
Banannas and Blow
Ween
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Silkworms
Night Crawlers
Night Ranger
Walker, Texas Ranger
Texas
George Bush
Bill Clinton
George Clinton
George Washington
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Seattle
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Dirt.... Especially Dirt
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Vaseline
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Anonimity
Death
Life
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Mathematics
Quantum Physics
Physical Planes
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Jetplanes
Jet-Puffed Marshmellows
S'mores
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Forest Fires
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Mountains
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Wilderness
Freedom
Freedom from Reality
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Beheading
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Animal Sacrafice
Animal Crackers
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Kermit
Bunsen
Beaker
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Rock, Paper, Scissors
Edward Scissorhands
Ed Norton
Norton the Elephant
The Elephant Riders of the North
Clutch
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Wanderlust
The Wonder Wheel
Richard Pryor
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Killing Joke
80's Punk
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Brewesters Millions
John Candy
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Johnny Neutron
Protons
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Disrupted Atoms
Albert Einstein
70's Punk
60's Punk
Stars
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Queen Amidala
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Kwai Gon Jin
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Lando
Dante
Randall
Jay
Silent Bob 3
Bob's Big Boy
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Doctor Evil
Scotty Don't
Goldmember
Members Only Jackets
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Georgia Tech
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Cells
Life
Death
Resurrection
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ Superstar
Superstar
Molly Shannon
Saturday Night Live
Tina Fey
30 Rock
Alec Baldwin
Running With Scissors
Scissors
Office Supplies
The Office
Steve Carrell
The Daily Show
Stephen Colbert
The Colbert Report
hey hello, just stopping by to ask you heard of the hollow earth theory, if not , the earth may not, the ground below us may not be there oh and good music. likes alot
Hey, I just had a GREAT idea for you guys! Okay, this is a little innovative, so don't get flustered just yet... Why don't you try setting all of your equipment up simultaneously on a raised platform and perform in front of Live people! Think of the effect you could have on people if they could not only hear you, but EXPERIENCE you... Shh! Don't tell anyone else my idea, they might steal it.
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