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BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT.. (HOW YOU SHOULD KNOW IF WE JUST FUCKIN) Booty Call Agreement This booty call agreement (here in after referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____________ day of ___________, 2009-by_______________ and ________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULE AND PRINCIPALS: 1. No sleeping over. Unless I want to fuck again in the morning. I hope you have a way to get home. 2. No meeting in public except..matter of fact no exceptions we should not be meeting in public at all. 3. No calls before 10:00 PM. We don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "love-making" shit. Only SEX allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. (I.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you have feelings for me?) The answers are no . We started off just fucking, and we are going to end it off just fucking. 6. If my phone rings yes Im going to pick it up, I want to know who it is. Don't ask who keeps calling me obviously it's someone I plan on seeing after I'm done with you. 7. All gifts accepted, money is always good. 8. No "baby" or "honey" talks. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. Don't ask why I don't ever take you out. Thats cause we are just fucking nothing more, I don't like you enough to take you out. (You only take people out your interested in and possibly have a future with) 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" or "friends with benefits". We are not friends, just sex buddies. 11.After we finish fucking do not question why im leaving. The answer is I came already so I'm leaving, or I did'nt cum so I'm leaving. 12. No extra clothing. I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave. ( so you wont have an excuse to comeback. ) 13. No falling asleep right after sex. Unless we are really drunk. I mean really drunk. 14.Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it, the reason is I probably don't care. Matter of fact thats the exact reason. 15.Head is always acceptable, but you will probably end up doing it longer to me than I plan on doing it to you. ( thats if I do it) 16.Kissing, going out, spending time together etc....these are privileges for people who you like. (I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT). Thats why I don't do those things for you 17.Don't fuck me first then try to get to know me, We started it off fucking we gonna end it that way. 18. Do not ask me to pick you up from anywhere, or ask If I can drop you off somewhere. And If I do, I'm asking for gas money It does not matter how far or how close it is. (That violates rule number 2 someone needs to be compensated for it. ) 19.Can you borrow money? Lmao what do you think? But since some people don't understand sarcasm. No you can't borrow money. 20.Don't ask why I only call you after 10 p.m. thats cause the person or persons I really wanted to get at were unavailable. 21. If I leave my phone lying around and you go through it, don't be upset if you see texts from the opposite sex or calls. Me and you just fuckin, so don't even play yaself. 22. No kissing on the lips. I don't want you to think I have feelings for you. And yes you may end up doing nice things for me, but don't be upset if I don't reciprocate. I aint ask you to do those things for me you wanted to do them. 23.This will never go beyond just fucking. There is no chance of this being more than what it is so a relationship is out the question. So please don't ask where this is going, Even tho I already stated it in rule #5. (Actually maybe the 23rd rule should have been the number 1 rule). 24. No catching feelings if I decide to talk to your friends. We are not together so it should not matter. Especially if they are sexy and I'm interested I'm going to holla. 25. If you don't want to be in a booty call predicament, do not put your self in a booty call predicament. ( see number 17) Here are the rules it's your choice if you decide to abide by them. (warning if these rules are not followed directly and understood one person may catch feelings and end up in heartache but thats there problem they can read) EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the agreement, it will automatically become null and void. And you will then be removed and deleted from phone memory, facebook, myspace and email. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until you understand the rules. Participating Party ..1 Participating Party ..2 Signature: ________________ Signature: ____________________ Date: ____________________ Date: __________________________________________

me and oldest
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drake tracks
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exactly what mama did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG_UGhQxtUQ

The Brides Of Funkenstein ~ ♫ Mother May I ♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUMkn-xtIps

Comin Round the Mountain- Houston 1976
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w66GS8THKfk

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Funkadelic "Cosmic Slop"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxnbVGFK1W0

Maggot Brain- D.C. 1979
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAn0DU3qcuo

Funkadelic - I Got A Thing 1970
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJk9ZLjsl3U

Bootsy Collins - Rather Be With You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS5DLL9TlqM

operation is tight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huzAxd_ZBHc

madisons debut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgumOkHyBHM

universal letter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SicO0eUNMc

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