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photography...the dark room in particular, crocheting, planting flowers and hoping they don't die, consipiracy theories, writing songs, craving bacon, playing guitar, making margaritas, sudoku, living in the moment, shoes that don't hurt my feet, photoshopping ridiculousness in jan's blog, yoga, missing Keeks, hearing live music, playing bocce, supporting the folks at Nashville Standup, Sparks, a good movie, and making casseroles...how lame...
i love to photoshop in jan's blog!
Also, you can buy bacon shirts, sock monkey shirts, and a SHELLEY RAYMOND cd...THAT's ME....here.
Music
David Bowie, Wolfmother, Radiohead, Ours, Harry Connick Jr, Gabe Dixon, Maynard James Keenan, The Animators, Ella Fitzgerald, Daniel Lee, Spoon, Hotpipes, Bill Withers, Ozma, Chris Cornell, De Novo Dahl, Frank Zappa, Gorillaz, Martin Sexton, The Mars Volta, Steely Dan, Matt Busby, David Garza, Far, Mr North, How I Became The Bomb, Marc Broussard, Kaiser Chiefs....
Movies
Raising Arizona, American Beauty, The Color Purple, Wild at Heart, Baraka, How's Your News, Eternal Sunshine, Taxi Driver, Altered States, I Heart Huckabees, American Splendor, suspense movies, 80s movies, indie films, and many more...
Television
It annoys me when people say "i hate the tv. it kills brain cells." That is true. But you know you watch it. You just hate the fact that you do. :) That said, I am obsessed with LOST, and I don't have cable. So it's pretty much Jeopardy and The Office. And documentaries...even boring ones, sadly. If I had cable, I'd watch Adult Swim and reruns of Kids In The Hall. And Man vs. Wild...mmmm.
Books
I would read more if it burned calories. But I like suspense novels as well as stupid, cheezy girly books that my friends make me read. If you give me your favorite book and tell me that I HAVE to read it then I will. And I will most likely love it. I do like The Color Purple, Catcher in the Rye, and The Dark Tower series. And the first book to make me cry was Where the Red Fern Grows in sixth grade. Right now I'm in a Frank McCourt phase. The Secret is my favorite bathroom literature. I have a lot of down time at work, and I like to read books on readeasily.com when I feel like I've myspaced too much...
Heroes
badasses in general.
Shellonius Funk's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Hometown:
Charleston, SC
Body type:
5' 4"
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Casbah Rocker
Shellonius Funk's Schools
The University Of Tennessee
Knoxville, TENNESSEE
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Teaching Certification in Music, k-12
2002 to 2003
Winthrop University
Rock Hill, SOUTH CAROLINA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Music/Vocal Performance
My favorite toy is my mandolin.
I love funny, spontaneous people. I love to laugh. And live music. And Mexican food...or anything spicy.
Peaves: slow drivers in the left lane. And courtroom TV shows. And 1800SafeAuto commercials.
I never pay at those parking lots where you're supposed to stuff the money in. I hate soul patches.
I hurt my finger playing football. I love to travel.
I've been to 9 other countries. I lived in Germany when I was little.
I can beat you at Scrabble.
I love photography, especially developing my own stuff.
I don't have cable. I can hula-hoop longer than you. I'm not proud of that.
I myspace at work. That's right; myspace is also a verb.
My grandmother's favorite song is still "Achy Breaky Heart".
Oh, and if your Top 8 consists of pics of a bunch of thonged asses, um...please don't bother with a friend request. Also, I'm not real into adding bands with a bazillion friends. But you can always send me an add to my music page.
I don't think this "about me" has conveyed the fact that I consider myself an optimistic person. And I'm super-sweet. Not in a doormat kinda way. I just love to love. And I hate hating. Loves me some Haterade tho!
Who I'd like to meet: Harry Connick, Jr....Maynard James Keenan....Conan O'Brien....Brian Fellow...Frylock...Jason Lee...TRON GUY...John Locke...Chris Cornell...Emrys...The Original Black Tom...
'space has disabled the links to my store, but check out my stuff at cafepress dotcom/shelloniusjunk
Wanted to say thank you very much for being you and being a friend.
Wishes that you get to spend Thanksgiving with friends, family, loved
ones, and/or those who you are thankful for.
hey there! might sound strange, but i added you from diel's page aaaaages ago. i've always dug your tunes. i need your help!
i need as much help as i can get here, so please, do me this huge favor. i'm trying to get to play at austin city limits this year. to do so, i need to be in the top 100 acts vote-wise on the link below. right now i'm hovering around 108, so i need everyone's help. all you have to do is register at the site (only takes two minutes), vote, and then vote once every 24 hours through next friday, august 28th. if you have a facebook, please mention it on there. tell anyone you can to vote, even if it's your parents, seriously.
2nd Annual Black 13 Tattoo Parlor Party this Saturday August 1 at Mercy Lounge. This is a FREE event featuring live performances by AutoVaughn, Kyle Andrews, Jeremy Lister and many more. Doors open at 8pm. Show starts at 9pm. Don't be late b/c this event will sell out!
first of all: that image made me laugh out loud! even though I hate the people that did this to the poor pug.
I searched for shelleyraymond on skype but couldn't find you. anyhoos...SURE I am at comic con! I'm gonna check for flights and stuff tomorrow/friday. gotta talk to jeff first. and before that, get sober... I'll message you by friday latest. we need to make teh plans! <3
I just deactivated the fb profile for a while 'cause too many people found me on there that I'd rather avoid... maybe I'll make a new one under a fake name. or return once the dust has settled.
I miss you too! send me your skype name again pweeze :)
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