Shelly Plunkett
Shelly Plunkett
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ALL i want is my Ferris wheel ride at nite time!
Female
43 years old
Melbourne and Queensland, Victoria
Australia
Last Login: 12/19/2009
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angry
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| | Music | MY KINDA MUSIC?
Luuuurve:MY FAVE~THAT ONE GUY from sanfrancisco(Live hes brilliant),Resin dogs,hilltop hoods,Grandmaster Flash,Beasty Boys,any Brittish 80's pop,Dig the Waifs&john Butler trio,Tom Jones,Shirley Bassey,Barry White,Ac/Dc,countdown stuff,broad range,Oh...n any rockabilly..yeah! | | Movies | FILMS I DIG?
The Blob,The Birds...Black n white Oldies!
Early days..jaws,Physco,Triogy terror,One flew over the cuckoos nest,To:Wonderland,8mm,Green mile,Traffic,Donnie Darko,Donnie Brasco,Hills have eyes,wolf creek,Turn back,No country for old men,Batman~joker,Slum dog millionaire,etc.
i have to think of more latest ones,jus dont get the time! | | Television | T.V FOR ME?
Chris Lillie-We can be heroes and Summer heights high.
The Librarian(abc)& ugly guy..piss funny..luv it!
Black book,sunday show,compass etc!
The Office-American version.
Enough rope n Parkinson.
Docos of all sorts,underbelly series.
Trash reality t.v shit,the more tacky the better..Players! | | Books | BOOKS THAT GET ME IN?
The Matriach,Warren Fellows bio,Bon Scott,Rene gayer bio's,Marching Powder,Tough,Underbellys series,In the now,ALL SORTS! | | Heroes | MY HEROES?
My mum n dad,they are they best and the funniest people ever,Mum doesnt laugh much since youve gone dad...YOU have bought so much laughter to this house all our lives!
Mum n Dad have bought the most joy to our lives,so much love n laughter,LOADS of laughter,thats so good for the soul,we are blessed n they are never taken for granted!
xox My Poppy xoxo you are now in my heart,i miss when i said to you every day.."love you poppy" and you ALWAYS replied.."love you too darling" with a kiss n hug, so now i just say that to myself every day cos i cant live with out it,god i MISS YOU DAD but you have no pain no more,THANKGOD no more pain.
You will be up there lookn after ALL the animals we luved together all our lives,they will be happy to have you home in your beautiful kind and gentle arms!
I MISS YOU DAD, I MISS YOU EVERY DAY..I DONT LAUGH EVERY DAY NOW,your not there,all I got is a SMILE when i think of you,BUT ITS A BIG SMILE,AND BIG LOVE IN MY HEART THATS ALL IVE GOT LEFT NOW,MY BEAUTIFUL POPPY!XXXXXX
I love how your spirit is with me on stage..WE ROCK HEY..,i know your with me pop!
Dad,i will always feed the ducks n the cockys for you back home n talk to them like you did,they know uve gone,but i am doing my best to keep them company like they did you.
My other hero's are:
And anyone that saves animals from pain,how anyone could hurt such precious n TRUE friend as animals,to painful to think?!
Oh n nurses,there so under rated n under paid and they all treated my dad with such dignity n care like he was there own father!God bless you all,such precious hearts n people!
See you pop when its my time,i will RUN to you so fast n we will laugh again together and hold your beautiful big hands n NEVER let go again o.k!xox
(p.s)To all the fuckwits out there worrying about there vanity or egos or keepn up with the "jone's"...can u please all go n get a fukn life n be grateful wot you have, YOUR HEALTH,health is simply all that matters in life, no matter what age you are,WORK ON THE INSIDE NOT THE OUT!
Get real,if people are gonna judge you coz you have wrinkles or over weight,not a big house n sports car then there the ones that are totally fukd ..NOT YOU~NOT YOU ..got it?!
My Poppy..the funniest man in the world 24.02.08-R.I.P
Tingtong my girl..with hot pink nails to match n loves her tittys tickled too,..dirty mole!
Mum and Dad (Poppy), dinner time 2008
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Body type: | Average | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Occupation: | Comedian/sell vintage on ebay |
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Shelly Plunkett I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE JETSTARRRRRRRRR,THERE SHIT CRAP FUKN AIRLINE THAT LEFT ME STRANDED AT BNE AIRPORT,FUKERS ARE GOING DOWN FOR THIS,I WIL WILL WILL GET A Posted 8 hours ago
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About me:
GIGS ARE AT:
REGULAR GIGS ARE:
*AT THE COMICS LOUNGE,
LEVEL 1~ 26 ERROL STREET NORTH MELBOURNE
Ph:9348-9488
*SIT DOWN COMEDY ROOMS IN BRISBANE
& OTHERS GOLCOAST TO N.S.W GIGS.
LIVE IN TWO STATES,and cant be bothered updating my gigs here all the time..lol,so just look on those sites!
Shelly's been at it for 10 years now...comedy that is...
She's been at the other for much longer...well "she wishes" !!!
Shelly Plunkett was cruelly forced into stand up comedy in 1998 in Cairns thanks to the local MC turning up drunk and of course, Shelly being the quirky and loved bar attendant...her manager thought it would be a great idea to call for security and physically toss her on stage infront of 400 rowdy Queenslanders chanting for the long awaited show to begin - result being, they simply loved her!
Some six months later she moved to Brisbane to persu her new found path in life...stand up comedy.
Working as the most regular gal on the scene in Brisbane, Shelly had quite a following over her 10 years. Through word of mouth, people became eager to find out what this woman was all about. She had a following, as this girl know how to own a stage!
Shelly then toured throughout Australia as Steady Eddys' regular MC, pulling the big crowds in the finest venues through to the tiny outback towns we personally named "shitsville" & meeting some of the best local nutters ever!
She's done Art centres,theatres,big day out festivals,to crappy public bar venues.
Shelly's been on TV from commercial, and local TV stations, as well as Foxtels' Comedy Channel.
She has also sold many gags to commercial radio through out Australia from Aus stero productions.
Shelly has supported/m.c with the cream of the crop in comedy from: Eric Bana,Dave Hughes, Greg Fleet,Adam Hills, Dave Hughes, Carl Barron,Arj Barker,Peter Hellier,Dave O'neil,Denise Scott,Shane Bourne, Mick Molloy, Akmal Saleh, Elliot Goblet,Judith Lucy,Lawrence Mooney,Corrine Grant,Vince Sorrenti,jimoen,Julia Morris,even chopper and many more!!!
Be it a prison function, padded cell,a swingers party, bingo night, a rave, or even some wanky corporate do, Shellys' amazing energetic performance & her pure raw honesty is the reason why audiences return for more!
Shes very passionate, says it the way it is,and in fifth gear...This Proud broady chic can rock it!
After nearly 5yrs years off,&just returned from singapore gigs 09,shelly has returned with even more passion and power,stage presence,enormous energy which audiences are already returning to see her perform again say..(Quotes)~"Nothn fake about her", "she wakes you up and has you on the edge of your seat", "she says it the way it is~love that", "im exhausted watchn her...Brilliant", "My friends told me to come n check her out,shes worth it!
Her topics of interest:Broady Bogans, Pitbulls,2faced Retail industry,Flea,Cow,Turtle,Pigeon,Rat, Difference between A.D.D. and Spoiltbrats = NOTHING!,Growing old DISgracefully,My disfunctional family, Being abducted and bashed in her Roo/koala outfit,Tafe courses,Dads dementure,Pissn herself in kmart,Control underwear,Mateing calls,Truck/tailgateing,The"beautiful people",That disease called "2koolitis", Job interviews, Ebay counciling, Animals are my BEST BEST friends, Diets/gym,Relationships,Buying a Will from the $2-shop,Takin mum to hungryjacks on mothers day,Hypnotherapy,and her fave of all..Mid root heart attack!!~just to name a few...to where her head's at...um,.. who knows?!
She's fun, she's funky, she's mental, she's real, she loves what she's all about just like her audiences do.
Check her out at a venue near you real soon!
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Who I'd like to meet:
WHO ID LIKE TO MEET?
I HONESTLY DONT HAVE THE TIME FOR SAD FAKE WANKERS!
BUT LOVE TO MEET;
Orangutans in borneo,Save a donkey foundation in gaza!
Id luurve to have a drink with Steve Carroll,Gordon ramsey,Jack Nicolson,Tom Jones&Barry White(sex gods),Pink(strong woman& animal lover..my kinda gal),Billy Zane..Mmmm now ya talkn...if the panel vans a roCkn..dont come knockn!,That one guy muso,Ed Norton-brilliant actor,Chris Lillie,Allan Partridge,Radio man rocks,Mr George clooney,Horny John waters off All saints,The founder of my fave animal charity W.S.P.A
Brook and her one teary eye off bold n the beautiful&Taylor(Doc)and her fat FUKED lips!
Tryn to think of more woman...thats sad?,get back to it later!
WHO I NEVER WANT TO MEET: SELF CENTRED PEOPLE,THR FUKD!
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