Shelly Plunkett
Shelly Plunkett
I aint faken it,........Im proud to grow old DISgracefully ,Luurve the skin your inn~ I do !!!

Female
43 years old
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia



Last Login: 7/18/2009
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Are never getting a broken heart again,once was enough...lol..free spirit is what im meant to be!
MusicMY KINDA MUSIC? Luuuurve:MY FAVE~THAT ONE GUY from sanfrancisco(Live hes brilliant),Resin dogs,hilltop hoods,Grandmaster Flash,Beasty Boys,any Brittish 80's pop,Dig the Waifs&john Butler trio,Tom Jones,Shirley Bassey,Barry White,Ac/Dc,countdown stuff,broad range,Oh...n any rockabilly..yeah!
MoviesFILMS I DIG? The Blob,The Birds...Black n white Oldies! Early days..jaws,Physco,Triogy terror,One flew over the cuckoos nest,To:Wonderland,8mm,Green mile,Traffic,Donnie Darko,Donnie Brasco,Hills have eyes,wolf creek,Turn back,No country for old men,Batman~joker,Slum dog millionaire,etc. i have to think of more latest ones,jus dont get the time!
TelevisionT.V FOR ME? Chris Lillie-We can be heroes and Summer heights high. The Librarian(abc)& ugly guy..piss funny..luv it! Black book,sunday show,compass etc! The Office-American version. Enough rope n Parkinson. Docos of all sorts,underbelly series. Trash reality t.v shit,the more tacky the better..Players!
BooksBOOKS THAT GET ME IN? The Matriach,Warren Fellows bio,Bon Scott,rene gayer bio's,Marching Powder,Tough,Underbellys series,and more,get back to you on those ones!
HeroesMY HEROES? My mum n dad,they are they best and the funniest people ever,...they have bought so much laughter to this house! They have bought the most joy to our lives,so much love n laughter,LOADS of laughter,thats so good for the soul,we are blessed n they are never taken for granted! xox My Poppy xoxo you are now in my heart,i miss when i always said to you every day.."love you poppy" and you ALWAYS replied.."love you too darling" with a kiss n hug, so now i just say it to myself every day cos i cant live with out it,god i MISS YOU dad but you have no pain no more,thank god,you will be up there lookn after ALL the animals we luved together all our lives,they will be happy to have you home in your beautiful kind and gentle arms! I MISS YOU DAD, I MISS YOU EVERY DAY..I DONT LAUGH EVERY DAY NOW I JUST SMILE WHEN I THINK OF YOU,A BIG SMILE,THATS ALL IVE GOT LEFT NOW,MY BEAUTIFUL POPPY!XXXXXX I love how your spirit is with me on stage..WE ROCK HEY..what a duo we are huh.. we should of done it years ago together,the crowds would of loved you, now they have your funny spirit in me and i know,you wouldnt swear on stage,im workn on that for you(hypnoterapy). I will always feed the ducks n the cockys for you n talk to them like you did,they know uve gone,but i am doing my best,nothing like u dad. My other hero's are: And anyone that saves animals from pain,how anyone could hurt such precious n TRUE friend as animals,to painful to think?! Oh n nurses,there so under rated n under paid and they all treated my dad with such dignity n care like he was there own!God bless you all,such precious hearts! See you pop when its my time,i will run to you with joy n we will laugh again together and hold your beautiful big hands n NEVER let go again!xox (p.s)To all the fuckwits out there worrying about there vanity or egos or keepn up with the "jone's"...can u please all go n get a fukn life n be grateful you have your health coz thats simply all that matters, no matter what age you are,get your life into perspective,get real,if people are gonna judge you coz you have wrinkles or over weight,not a big house n sports car then there the ones that are totally fukd ..NOT YOU~NOT YOU!

My Poppy..the funniest man in the world 08-R.I.P

Tingtong my girl..with hot pink nails to match n loves her tittys tickled too,..dirty mole!

Mum and Dad (Poppy), dinner time 2008

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Body type:Average
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:Comedian/sell vintage on ebay



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REGULAR GIGS AT THE COMICS LOUNGE, LEVEL 1~ 26 ERROL STREET NORTH MELBOURNE Ph:9348-9488

JANUARY '09 30TH 31ST COMICS LOUNGE NORTH MELB
FEBUARY '09 SINGAPORE COMEDY CLUB~SINGAPORE WED 11TH THU 15TH FRI 16TH SAT 17TH COMICS LOUNGE SUPPORTING MARTY FIELDS FEBUARY: 27th & 28th COMICS LOUNGE SUPPORTING LAWRENCE MOONEY MARCH: 13th & 14th ALBION COMEDY BAR BRISBANE SUPPORTING STEPHEN HEAD~QLD MARCH: 20st & 21st GOLDCOAST ARTS CENTRE~COMEDY BASEMENT SUPPORTING SOMEONE? MAY: 22ND MANDY NOLANS COMEDY NIGHT~BALLINA~NSW HEADLINE/FEATURE MAY: 28TH COMICS LOUNGE 26 ERROL ST NORTH MELBOURNE JUNE 11TH M.C JUNE 12TH SUPPORT JUNE 13TH SUPPORT

Shelly's been at it for 10 years now...comedy that is...

She's been at the other for much longer...well "she wishes" !!!

Shelly Plunkett was cruelly forced into stand up comedy in 1998 in Cairns thanks to the local MC turning up drunk and of course, Shelly being the quirky and loved bar attendant...her manager thought it would be a great idea to call for security and physically toss her on stage infront of 400 rowdy Queenslanders chanting for the long awaited show to begin - result being, they simply loved her!

Some six months later she moved to Brisbane to persu her new found path in life...stand up comedy. Working as the most regular gal on the scene in Brisbane, Shelly had quite a following over her 10 years. Through word of mouth, people became eager to find out what this woman was all about. She had a following, as this girl know how to own a stage!

Shelly then toured throughout Australia as Steady Eddys' regular MC, pulling the big crowds in the finest venues through to the tiny outback towns we personally named "shitsville" & meeting some of the best local nutters ever!

She's done Art centres,theatres,big day out festivals,to crappy public bar venues. Shelly's been on TV from commercial, and local TV stations, as well as Foxtels' Comedy Channel. She has also sold many gags to commercial radio through out Australia from Aus stero productions.

Shelly has supported/m.c with the cream of the crop in comedy from: Eric Bana,Dave Hughes, Greg Fleet,Adam Hills, Dave Hughes, Carl Barron,Arj Barker,Peter Hellier,Dave O'neil,Denise Scott,Shane Bourne, Mick Molloy, Akmal Saleh, Elliot Goblet,Judith Lucy,Lawrence Mooney,Corrine Grant,Vince Sorrenti,jimoen,Julia Morris,even chopper and many more!!!

Be it a prison function, padded cell,a swingers party, bingo night, a rave, or even some wanky corporate do, Shellys' amazing energetic performance & her pure raw honesty is the reason why audiences return for more! Shes very passionate, says it the way it is,and in fifth gear...This Proud broady chic can rock it!

After nearly 5yrs years off,&just returned from singapore gigs 09,shelly has returned with even more passion and power,stage presence,enormous energy which audiences are already returning to see her perform again say..(Quotes)~"Nothn fake about her", "she wakes you up and has you on the edge of your seat", "she says it the way it is~love that", "im exhausted watchn her...Brilliant", "My friends told me to come n check her out,shes worth it!

Her topics of interest: Melb Broady Bogans, Pitbulls,2faced Retail industry,Turtles having sex missionary, Difference between A.D.D. and Spoiltbrats = NOTHING!,growing old DISgracefully,her disfunctional family, Being abducted and bashed in her roo/koala outfit,Her idea of tafe courses,Dementure,Pissn herself in kmart,Control underwear,Mateing calls,Truckdrivers,The "beautiful people",That disease called "2koolitis", Job interviews, Ebay rocks, Animals are my BEST BEST friends, Diets/gym,Relationships,Buying a will from the $2-shop,Takin mum to hungryjacks on mothers day,Hypnotherapy,and her fave of all..mid root heart attack!!~just to name a few...to where her head's at...um,.. who knows?!

She's fun, she's funky, she's mental, she's real, she loves what she's all about just like her audiences do. Check her out at a venue near you real soon!

Who I'd like to meet:
WHO ID LIKE TO MEET? I HONESTLY DONT HAVE THE TIME FOR SAD FAKE WANKERS! BUT LOVE TO MEET; Orangutans in borneo! Id luurve to have a drink with Steve Carroll,Gordon ramsey,Jack Nicolson,Tom Jones&Barry White(sex gods),Pink(strong woman& animal lover..my kinda gal),Billy Zane..Mmmm now ya talkn...if the panel vans a roCkn..dont come knockn!,That one guy muso,Ed Norton-brilliant actor,Chris Lillie,Allan Partridge,Radio man rocks,Mr George clooney,Horny John waters off All saints,The founder of my fave animal charity W.S.P.A Brook and her one teary eye off bold n the beautiful&Taylor(Doc)and her fat FUKED lips! Tryn to think of more woman...thats sad?,get back to it later! WHO I NEVER WANT TO MEET: SELF CENTRED PEOPLE!

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Jul 16 2009 5:57 PM

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Jul 14 2009 2:57 PM

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Jul 7 2009 6:50 AM

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Jun 29 2009 5:12 AM

Love Quote Pictures, Images and PhotosHave a great week!!... Peace n Love, Miguel
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Jun 15 2009 1:47 AM

Danke, Gracias, Merci, Grazi', and Thanks for the add. The songs I write are a reflection of my life. The lyrics, like an unveiled biography. My inspiration comes from my children, mi familia, and the women I have loved. I give them and everyone who inspires me, my heart...Sign the guest book if you get a chance. Peace n Love, Miguel i give you my heart Pictures, Images and Photos
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Apr 23 2009 11:40 PM








hello shelly..hope you have a magnificent evening
Tony Scott


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Apr 21 2009 10:31 AM

Hi Shelly Plunkett
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Love and Peace
Tony
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Apr 21 2009 7:54 AM

Happy Birthday. I hope that you get everything you want and more. Enjoy your very special day.
"The Cat"

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Apr 16 2009 2:08 PM

Hello...We saw you have a Birthday coming up and wanted to stop by and show Love to your page!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Hope to see you soon @ a show near you!

Lindsey, Joel, Justin, & Nate

P.S. - We have a new site design for your eyes to see, and new tunes for your ears to hear.
Hope you like!
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Mar 23 2009 12:23 AM

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XOXO
MARTHA
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Mar 9 2009 1:32 AM

ATTENTION all Melbourne Rockers !!
Recently crowned "Sydney's best live rock act" - OOH LA LA are hitting The Ding Dong next Thurs 12th March supported by Electric Mary.
Come check out Sydneys hardest rock n roll soul band !
Li'l "BIG BOY"





Feb 21 2009 6:09 AM


YES!
WE CAN COEXIST!



Shalom Sweetheart!
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XOXOXO

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Jan 15 2009 3:38 PM


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Dec 14 2008 4:13 PM

SHALOM
SWEET
SHELLY!

HAPPY HOLLYDAY SEASON!


HAPPY HOLLYDAY SEASON - I LOVE YOU - SHALOM SWEETHEART ! - SERGE AKA Li'l BIG BOY - XOXOXO

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XOXOXO
SERGE
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Dec 2 2008 5:43 AM

Shelly like the starlight shining,her smile full of peaceful caring,hugs are warm and healing,love surrounds every warm heart,peace it comes for free,Blessed be...happy meet Shelly,smile often...
Tony Scott


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Oct 18 2008 12:14 PM

Hi Shelly Plunkett Welcome. Wish you a great weekend.

Love and Peace
Tony

P.S.
"Talking Moods" album Links: Blastmymusic -- iTunes --
Rhapsody
-- Napster
Thanks for the support.
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Oct 18 2008 7:40 AM

oi!! happy saturday, hope your behaving yourself...not!!
see ya soon mwah xoxo
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Sep 27 2008 6:12 AM

Hi Friend,

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Check out my WINDS OF TIME album on itunes and view my popular downloaded songs: “Winds of Time” and “Tears of the Heart”.

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Sep 19 2008 1:11 PM

Hi Shelly! Thanks for the add. Enjoy my music and have a great day. Take care.
Davo





Aug 26 2008 12:02 PM

Li'l "BIG BOY"





Aug 9 2008 8:05 PM

SHALOM
SWEETHEART!
RELATIVITY! By Serge AKA Li'l BIG BOY - Smooches
"When You sit with a beautiful woman for an hour,
It's seems like a minute.

But when You sit in a hot stove for a minute,
It's seems like an hour!"

"THAT IS RELATIVITY!"

XOXOXO
Li'l "BIG BOY"





Aug 9 2008 8:04 PM

The SUN is shinning...

Hello Sunshine!

Have a great week-end Shelly!
Thanks for the wishes!!!
Smooches...


The road to PEACE - Serge AKA Li'l BIG BOY
XOXOXO
SERGE
;-)
Martin





Aug 9 2008 1:30 PM

Hey Shelly how are you?
Davo





Jul 31 2008 11:28 AM



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Jun 23 2008 11:09 PM

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Shalom Sweetheart!
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Thanks for the Add!
Li'L BIG BOY - One Jerusalem
XOXO
SERGE
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