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Shelly Bort

"It's not my idea so it's not funny..."

California
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   Shelly Bort: General Info
Member Since6/26/2005
Band Websiteyoutube.com/profile?user=sbort
Band Members

Recordings:
Shelly Bort - Piano/Vocals/Garage Band Drums, Guitars, Etc.

GIGS:
Shelly Bort - Piano/Vocals.
Robert Moreno - Piano/ Back up Vocals.
Ian Stambaugh - Drums... when I can get him...
Samantha Meroney - Back up Vocals.
Meagan Strelka - Back up Vocals.




Sometimes I like to make a Funny...



Influences

. paula cole.
. sister seven.
. imogean heap.
. bleu.


Sounds Like
THE MUSIC YOU'RE HEARING:

"Liam, Amen."
Liam Amen is a brand new song, recorded on July 2, 2008. It was inspired by the 3 weeks I just spent in Great Britain. We went on a music performance tour through several of the major cathedrals in England. (i'm guessing we saw at least 25. ) It was absolutely amazing. So this song is very reverent and symbolic of that, containing very few words, like my prayers.

"The Bug"
Written shortly after my niece's first birthday, this is a song about growing up with my sister, and how having "The Bug" (my niece) has somehow brought us all back together.

"30"
i wrote this after i moved back from nashville, and it was about 2 weeks or so until my 28th birthday and i was sad i was so old. : )

"Little Song of Hate"
Written after I worked in Nashville for a Summer.
Ugh. There are some real jerks in this world...

"What You Did To Me"
this song is pretty self explanatory ; )
and ps- every last bit of it true.

"Katia's Theme (Under)"
Dating in today's world is a bit like swimming with sharks. Sometimes you don't see something horrible coming until you've already been bitten, and taken down deeper. I dedicate this to my friend Katia who is a far more courageous dater than I will ever be...





THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY!




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   About Shelly Bort

Hi.
I'm Shelly.
I'm kind of tallish, a teacher, a daughter, a sister, a niece, and an aunt.
I have many wonderful friends that I value more than they'll ever know.

My sometimes silly music is a journal: riotously disorganized, full of art, laughs, children and everyday domestic events.
Unless you are a friend or family member you may not be interested, but you are welcome to look, listen, love, hate.


Oh, and no. I wasn't really born in Antarctica ; )














Please please PLEASE check out some of my AMAZING friends below.

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They are all FANTASTICALLY talented musicians who mean the world to me. <3


   Shelly Bort's Friend Space (Top 16)
Shelly Bort has 340 friends.
 Shelly Bort Presents, Inc. 


 Miss Meagan 


 Katrina Parker 


 Sara Bareilles 


 Madison Probst 


 Chris Commisso 


 Trish Monaco 


 Sapo Sueño 


 Maja Alderin 


 Sam & Ruby 


 Jon McLaughlin 


 Tyler James 


 ben mason 


 George Stanford 


 amy duncan 


 Justin Thomas 





Shelly Bort's Friends Comments
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sometimes I’m blue ->NEW SONG<-





Jul 13 2008 3:16 AM

Hi! It’s time for me to release my next song ”Lovers Church”. Come over and listen!
/Calle
...melissa?





Jul 13 2008 1:21 AM

Heyyy, awesome-narrator person! ;]
How are you? Tonight was fabulous! I know tomorrow...er, today is gonna be even better.
=]
Sandy Zacky & Mike Clifford





Jul 10 2008 6:17 AM

Shelly -

Have a great day -

Sandy
Clarissa APDIE





Jul 8 2008 10:40 AM

excuse me miss shelly bort, but where have you been all my life?
Bette Davis Eyes





Jun 25 2008 1:36 PM

I miss you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much! Come back to me lover!
sometimes I’m blue ->NEW SONG<-





Jun 24 2008 8:35 AM

Hillou Shelly! Hope you are at the very best of moods. Otherwise you will be after listening to me new song: come back to me!
Love
Calle
kbw





Jun 23 2008 9:29 PM

"I swear...by the moon and the stars in the sky...i'll be there."

That's a little help from Boys II Men, m'lady. I MISS YOU like WHOAHH.
Chad


Is Online


Jun 1 2008 8:44 PM

muchas gracias mi amigo. (I'm really not Hispanic, but I play one on myspace.
)
Katrina Parker





May 30 2008 12:00 PM

I knew you'd love Henri...

I'm going to make that my tagline for every fucking show from here out.

"The monkey mocks me with each flip...I am haunted...I am katrina"
Raquel.





May 28 2008 5:30 PM

ditto
<3
Katrina Parker





May 28 2008 10:55 AM



Via cuteoverload. com

"The monkey mocks me with each flip"

"I am haunted; I am Henri"
Another Andersson





May 27 2008 11:57 PM

Hello there!

You find some new songs and pictures at my space. You are more then welcome to come and visit =)

/AA
Miss Meagan





May 25 2008 10:54 PM

Your comment made me smile. I loveeeeed it & you. =]
I MISS YOU SOOO MUCH!
Katrina Parker





May 23 2008 10:21 AM

OK, here's the deal...I've tried 3 times in the last week to leave a comment on your facebook page, and my computer doesn't like it. I click on that lovely little picture of you, and my PC tries loading everything but just jacks up until I have to pull up my task manager and end the process. It makes me sad...it's not fair. Nothing's fair!!!!

...so I'm coming here to tell you I love you right back. cuz I do...and also to ask you when the Hell you're coming to visit us, cuz the dogs are washed, and we've got a wii with not only mario vs. sonic olympics but also dance dance revolution so we can do a motherfucking dance off...so we could not be any more ready for you than we are right now.
Shelly


Is Online


May 22 2008 6:43 PM

You're brilliant and your name is Shelly. How can I be less than thrilled to meet you?

Much success to you.
Madison Probst





May 18 2008 12:08 PM

you will!! dont worry. im gonna be here through july! :), i dont know about my mom though.....:(, OMG, that sounds awesome!!! what are you going to do in Europe?????
Oh, by the way, I just watched the vid of you and krista doing "I'm not afraid of anything", and i just played and sang that like an hour ago. I love that song so much.
Krista has such a beautiful voice, and everytime you play piano i get so many goosebumps that it hurts, i dont know if that makes sense, but you guys are incredible!!!!
Mandolin Avenue





May 16 2008 5:29 PM

Thanks for adding us Shelly Great to be here. You have a wonderful talent
Ken
Madison Probst





May 15 2008 10:05 PM

SHELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD i miss you soooooooooooooo much!!!! my mommy finally got the plane tickets for california!! we're coming a couple weeks after school gets out!!!! im sooo excited!!! my mom and my brother are staying for about3 weeks, but im staying for almost the whole summer!!! im so happy!! im doing the teen show at TOPs, that's one of the reasons im staying so long!! :D i cant wait to see you!!!!!!
Lauraa!





May 14 2008 7:51 AM

I sent you this sticker for your profile:..

click here to view it and send me one back!

=p LOL

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Lauraa!





May 10 2008 7:10 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Walt Disney Animated Classics (Name them)" quiz?





What Walt Disney classic film is this?



a) Pinocchio

b) Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

c) The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad



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Trish Monaco





Apr 25 2008 9:32 PM

Hi Shelly,
It's an honor to be among such talent. Thanks much friend!
xo
Trish
Ashlee





Apr 18 2008 10:58 AM

i am so glad you still have Little Song of Hate up. It's by far one of my favorites songs. I've had it on my iPod forever! glad to be friends with you again.
Such a kind, talented & lovely woman you are :)
Miss Meagan





Apr 16 2008 8:49 PM

I love Shelly.
=]
akustick





Apr 6 2008 4:23 AM

thx for adding us
markus
Katrina Parker





Apr 4 2008 12:21 PM

Aw, you look like a little doll in this pic...or maybe an anime version of yourself - with the HUGE eyes and bangs.
LOVE IT!! :)
88s Cabaret (Babyface LIVE July 21st)





Mar 31 2008 9:46 PM

YOU ROCK like these two
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Brittnee Belt (new pictures!)





Mar 25 2008 3:23 PM

Thanks for being my friend! Look out for the new single "Secret Identity" coming soon! Hope you had a great spreak break!

www. brittneebelt. com

<3 Brittnee
Katrina Parker





Mar 24 2008 10:01 AM

OK, that text picture you sent? It made my day. I wanted to jump right into the car with you and your adorable parents!!!

Thank you for that, lovely girl. :)

Happy Easter!!!
Garrett





Mar 20 2008 9:17 PM

HI SHELLY!!!
Nicole Nelson





Mar 12 2008 11:22 PM

Hey- Thanks :)
Dressy Bessy





Mar 9 2008 10:50 PM



Oh yeah! Thanks!
Katrina Parker





Mar 7 2008 12:22 PM

I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you.

I miss you.

I

miss

you.

I'm so glad those are your favorites! The first one is brand new, like wrote it a day or two before we recorded it new...I can't wait to get back in the studio and do more.

I heard a rumor we may get to see you in April? Say it's true! Come on, say it!
VINTAGE-TIES.COM





Mar 6 2008 3:16 PM

I wanna tie you up and all your sexy girlfriends :)

"CHICS DIG VINTAGE TIES TOO"


"GET ALL TIED UP...IN STYLE"

WWW. VINTAGE-TIES. COM

BUY 3 > GET 1 FREE

James Elijah-Christian
Austin Blues Society Member
Ashely





Mar 6 2008 3:04 PM

Why, thank you for the hello (:
Most people just won't respond, but I really appreciate the comment.
I may of requested you, infact I love your music, a bunch.
I hope all is well with you, how are things going?
<33
Chelsea Alden