Chris Shenk and his band of merry characters all conceived in his mind... see below:
Jethro Bush
Hashece Johnson
Pedro de Pacas
El Dudarino
Minister Louis Farracrack
DiFazio the Godfather
Sir William
Influences
Dennis Miller, Carlos Mencia, George Carlin, Jim Rome, Damon Wayans, Chris Rock, Jeff Foxworthy
Sounds Like
Nothing You have ever heard before (except the character voices he blatantly rips off from In Living Color)
The Lounge with Chris Shenk started as a live weekly variety show featuring the comedic talents of Chris Shenk. From topics ranging from race in America to women's rights, everyone is sure to be offended. Each week, The Lounge has guests ranging from local musicians to politicians. Some of the regular segments include. "Jethro Bush from Gloucester", "Hashece Johnson's Equal Time", "Los Sopranos Southwest", and more. The Lounge has been on hiatus, and will be returning with a different theme, offering a message of service, love, and brotherhood. The Lounge will still be a fun place to tune in with lots of creative skits and sketches, but will now focus on how we as a people can come together to help those seemingly with no one to support them. It is through the candid message of Chris Shenk, that we hope to spread the goodness of Jesus Christ through community service and goodwill.
The Lounge with Chris Shenk's Friend Space (Top 6)
Ok so my useless little cousin actually did something useful! She found
this this website giving out free ringtones! It totally works all you do is only download 9 of the 10 and it wont charge you ever!
heyyy you know Mothers Day is coming up right! You should come and get a free $500 Gas Gift Card since gas is so expensive these days! I just got mine in the mail the other day, it was relatively fast.. no catch -- except one per person! Just call:- 202-202-8045 - and claim your card now.. its FREE!!
Hey I was just surfing around and I came across this neat free dating site, idk, but there is a bunch of local ppl on it, check it out www.MySpaceDating1.com
Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. EGMAC.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from EGMAC.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at EGMAC.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. EGMAC.COM
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Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. EGMAC.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from EGMAC.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at EGMAC.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. EGMAC.COM
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