A blond is showing off her new tattoo to her girlfriend. She hikes up her skirt and shows her a big seashell tattoo'd on her inner thigh. Her friend says "pretty neat", and the blond says "yeah, but the really neat thing about it is that if you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean"
I couldn't wait and I stopped for some Mexican food! Only it was really freaking bad. It was the first foo foo Mexican place I ever ate at. I shoulda gone to taco hell..... Now I'm really ready for some rita's at Salsa's!
