jessy
"Some kind of rescue toaster"

Female
27 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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GeneralCans of anchovies and stuffy old songs about the buttocks.
MusicI broke down and wrote you back before you had a chance to.
MoviesA jumped up pantry boy who doesn't know his place.
TelevisionSo, did you catch last night's episode of Popular Reality Show? Yeah, no? You missed a good one, man, you missed a good one! They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you should've watched it. You definitely should've watched it. Should-'ve-watched it! I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, I'm going to be talkin' about this one for a while...
BooksA metaphorical fugue on minds and machines.
HeroesTim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Groups: [adult swim]BaristasI hate Dave and Wendy and MattNick Ross is SO DUMB.Hot Dog Connoisseurs of AmericaTuna Motherfuckin' Tuesday

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Chew Member

   jessy's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Major: Mathematics
 

1999 to 2002
Concord High
Concord, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1999



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Scott





Jul 20 2008 9:06 AM

stephaniE





Jul 14 2008 10:04 AM

hey lady, can you and your man make it out tonight for some rock? it will be fun!
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Michael





Jun 27 2008 5:30 PM


Although I may cop to looking Portland, you are living the dream up there, darling. But here, I'll give you my hipster hair care tip that gives me my look: don't comb or brush it. Find some other use for it. Give it time...and then you'll see! I believe that you have the capacity to be douche-y in no time!
The West





May 28 2008 12:42 AM


Carly





May 23 2008 11:57 AM

I got complimented on the robot necklace.
The lady said that robots should hold hands!
Miss Lily





May 21 2008 11:13 AM

cats
more cat pictures
marlenee'





May 8 2008 10:08 PM

The clouds are back!
The Helio Sequence





May 7 2008 12:53 PM

btw...just saw Kenny at TJ's and got a record from him...gonna jam some Smeller/King Cheetah...aw yeah...
B
The Helio Sequence





May 7 2008 12:48 PM

Yep...that was me...weren't you wearing a pink helmet or something? I was thinking..."do I know you?" Now I do, I guess. :)
Best,
Brandon
tonya





Apr 28 2008 10:37 PM

yup, stanleyman put on a few lbs, sho nuff. your lil' peanut done good by you.
Sarielle





Apr 11 2008 3:51 PM

hmm, 2 of my cousins appear to be in this not terribly unfunny thing.
Michael





Apr 9 2008 11:53 AM


Flight of the Conchords are coming to the Sasquatch Festival.
Business Time, perhaps?
Sammi





Mar 26 2008 6:34 PM

Thanks! I shop heavily at Ross. Seriously.

In all fairness, I covet your living in Portland... one day I'll get up there to see if it's as cool as it seems...
Kenneth





Mar 25 2008 12:37 PM

Hrappy bith day.
Miss Lily





Mar 20 2008 11:34 PM

Oh my fantabulous Jessy-pie
how was San Diego?
Portland seemed rainy and drear without you in it.
Montia





Mar 15 2008 1:35 PM

Your boss:

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You:

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Montia





Mar 14 2008 8:29 PM

Fact: You're fucking adorable.
lauren





Mar 6 2008 11:42 AM

Thanks for my lip bunny cuteness. You're the bestest freind ever. I hope your freind doesn't think we're creepizoids who wander around in our bathrobes all day and eat cream puffs.
Hello Lobster





Mar 3 2008 8:05 AM

I was indeed at the Fez on friday but I don't remember seeing you. Maybe because of the mass consumption of adult beverages.
jesse jacob





Mar 2 2008 6:40 PM

oscar is 8 and has no known food allergies. he also hails from san francisco so i can't imagine they are siblings. but who knows. they are shockingly identical.
Kenneth





Feb 29 2008 2:13 PM

this is so strange, but i am fairly certain we have the same cat.
jesse jacob





Feb 28 2008 10:16 PM

this is so strange, but i am fairly certain we have the same cat. i call him oscar, you, peanut. it's really creepy. if you check in my creatures i love album you'll see what i mean. it's weird!
Kenneth





Feb 27 2008 10:53 AM

Michael





Feb 20 2008 10:04 AM


Sorry I haven't gotten back sooner, it's been getting my ducks in a row before the trip out. It's gonna be a weekday excursion with my friend Amber from the night of March 4 through the 7th. Mark your calenders...or not? But if you hide, who will I talk John Hodgman with?
lauren





Feb 20 2008 10:00 AM

Hey's, I've got a present for you and ken dawg.
Also, Mississippi's legislature is proposing a bill to make it illegal to serve obese people. Should we move there?
Maniteeman Once Again Drives A Truck For A Living





Feb 14 2008 12:03 PM

website idea

4weiners1grandma.com
lauren





Feb 11 2008 7:31 PM

Wow, I don't have sound but that was still good. Poor jesus lady.
Michael





Feb 10 2008 12:25 AM

So, I'm apologizing in advance, but I'm coming through in March and I needs some bacon covered donuts...
Sarielle





Jan 16 2008 3:29 PM

You're quite correct. 2006 was the boycott.

2007 was just a mere 12% sex.

This year, I'm aiming for at least 20%!
marlenee'





Jan 13 2008 11:13 PM

where are the clouds? Did you get my note yet?
tonya





Jan 8 2008 5:18 PM

There can never be enough snuggling.
marlenee'





Jan 5 2008 1:20 AM

Something helpful to check out.
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Prairie/8088/clngrn.html
Carly





Jan 2 2008 3:45 PM

Are you on here while at work? For shame!
lauren





Jan 1 2008 1:53 AM

FYI, I totally wanted to come in and ravage you tonight. Seriously.
marlenee'





Dec 26 2007 1:25 PM

Thanks for the cute Peanut Christmas card!
lauren





Dec 14 2007 11:21 AM

You're my little shnookum bottoms
Sarielle