Shit! Hot Llamas set up includes: RC-50 Loopstation, Roland Handsonic, Terratec Axon 100 mkii, V-amp, Alesis Multimix12, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Percussion, Various Samples and things we hit with sticks.
All of the above are played by Jemima and Jazmin, Live and often Improvised!
Ethel uses his mouth, which makes more sound than all the above, and is harder to stop than the loopstation!
Jemima Stubblefuck- (the brawn) Hair, ginger wine, fishnets... Jazmin Jeeter- (the brains) Production, sound engineering, house white, bikini tops... Ethel Cock- (the bitch) Master of Ceremonies, floral print dresses, the cheapest booze in the house... Rosie Bellend- (the nube) Didge, shakey things....
Influences
Promoters:
The Nob Out Room,
Ejector Seat
I Love Rave,
and all that they represent
Locals:
KillBlinton,
JayetAl,
rude_NHS,
Monoboy,
Klaus Dinger,
The Limes,
DJ Sophie,
Gay Death Probe etc,
Legends:
The Prodigy,
Aphex Twin,
Asian Dub Foundation,
Manu Chao,
Satori,
The Walkoff,
DJ Shadow,
Denver the last Dinosaur he's my friend and a whole lot more...
Sounds Like
depending on your chemical state, it could be the greatest dub & bass/dubtronica
you've ever heard, or you may want to bludgeon all of us to death with our own instruments.
We DO NOT have:
a: SCUZZY - FUZZED UP GUITARS AND BEATS
or
b: FUNKY RHYTHMS
and we definatly don't play
c: ACID BREAKS?????
What follows is our our press release before it was edited so that it sounded more "down with the kids"
(n.b. we would rather be down with your mum, than with the kids)
Jazmin Jeeter and Jemima Stubblefuck - Slags in Drag with handbags. Handbags containing: Ann Widocome's soiled floral-prints, castoff for inducing "Vomit", Joan Collins Secret Penis and a roll of Bounty
Charity shop "Dub 'n' Bass"!?
Shit! Hot Llamas
We are the cross dressing, booze guzzling, dub looping idiots that are Shit! Hot Llamas, a band that by rights should have been shot repeatedly at birth, and who's sole aim in life is to annoy as many people as possible with a combination of stupid outfits, frankly unhinged on and off-stage dancing and generally offensive song titles.
The Llama Llounge
The Llama Llounge is a once monthy Music extravaganza. It features Live Bands, Mind Bending Laptop sets, DJ sets ranging from Funky as a Monkey to Heavy as an Elephant and lots and lots of cheap booze! Expect Electronica, Post Rock, Dub, Drum'n'Bass, World Music plus plenty of experimental sets. I must apologise but we won't be playing any R&B, Cheese, UK Garage or anything by Kaiser Chiefs... sorry!
The Llama Llounge also differs from your bog standard Gig by giving YOU the audience a chance to show what your made of and create part of the sound track to your own night out! This can be done either through the "Open D.I." sections where anyone with a laptop can turn up and play a short set of their own material or through the "Jam Sessions". These Kick off each Llama Llounge and give anyone a chance to get on stage and join the improvised Jam. Anyone is free to use the Shit! Hot Llama Equipment and also encouraged to bring their own instruments to add to the experience.
Thus far we have had the pleasure of putting on Remnant Psyche, JayetAl, Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start, You & Bloom, Kumiss, Rude_NHS, DJ Sophie and Jimi Needles whilst The Emo Hunter, Obilisk and Bobalong all came and did bloody impressive open DI sets.
Fancy a Gig? Want to play at a
Llama Llounge??
There are several ways to do this:
Send us a demo Either email us at: shithotllamas [@] Hotmail . co . uk
or post one to us:
125 Alresford road
Winchester
Hampshire
SO23 0JZ
Send us a link If you have a Myspace/facebook band site or other website with your music hosted on it send us a link and we'll have a listen (check "please read this..." section first)
Just turn up Turning up and Playing is the best way to get yourself a Gig at the Llama lounge, either play a Laptop set that kicks harder than aphex taking a penalty against squarpusher or join in the improvised Jam. If we like you then you can be assured we'll want to get you back!
Please read this before sending in links/demos Although we both have very broad music tastes The Llama Llounge nights are always set up with policys on types of Bands that we will put on. So before you send in your demos or links please be aware we don't put on:
Punk Bands
Acoustic singer/songwriters (unless you are an effects/looping prodigy)
Rock Bands (unless you have lots of interesting time signitures)
Under-age Bands (We only have a license for 18+ I'm afraid)
Drum'n'Bass MC's (We like our dance music to be predominatly music, sorry)
However if you consider yourself to play any combination or off shoot of Electronica, Post Rock, Dub, Drum and Bass (live/semi live!) Experimental, Fusion or World Music then we would love to hear from you.
We've got the first of our free Band Stand shows this Saturday 17th, with 4 live bands (including 1/3 of Blanket). From 3pm in Palmerston Park in Southampton. Be great if you could come...
Hey lads, thank you for the add! I would absolutely love to spin some records at your night, could get a bit more 'out there' with my slection! And I would love you guys to play my night somewhen? In fact, I wish there were a few more interesting leftfield bands like yours out there!!!
Sunday evenings..ugh!...good god…what are they good for?…absolutely nothing…until now!
there's currently a question mark hanging over whether le coutea jaune can make it, if they can't we will drop the price to £4 (£3 b4 9). whatever happens, come and check out the amazing sktanja and plain great glockenspiel at our first Sunday nob out. it beats tossing off to songs of praise.
Hey guys! In reply to your message a while back about playing down at your lovely Llama Lounge.. we most certainly would love to. Do you have any free slots either in the 1st 2 weeks of June or any time in July? Currently booking gigs to promote the release of our album and we'd love to include your night in our tour. Let us know. Much love JumpShip x
