Shit! Hot Llamas set up includes: RC-50 Loopstation, Roland Handsonic, Terratec Axon 100 mkii, V-amp, Alesis Multimix12, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Percussion, Various Samples and things we hit with sticks.
All of the above are played by Jemima and Jazmin, Live and often Improvised!
Jemima Stubblefuck- (the brawn) Hair, ginger wine, fishnets... Jazmin Jeeter- (the brains) Production, sound engineering, house white, bikini tops...
Extra Special Friends/Guests/Lovers
Ethel Cock- (the bitch) Master of Ceremonies, floral print dresses, the cheapest booze in the house... Rosie Bellend- (the nube) Didge, shakey things....
Influences
Promoters:
The Nob Out Room,
Ejector Seat
I Love Rave,
and all that they represent
Locals:
KillBlinton,
JayetAl,
rude_NHS,
Monoboy,
Klaus Dinger,
The Limes,
DJ Sophie,
Gay Death Probe etc,
Legends:
The Prodigy,
Aphex Twin,
Asian Dub Foundation,
Manu Chao,
Satori,
The Walkoff,
DJ Shadow,
Denver the last Dinosaur he's my friend and a whole lot more...
Sounds Like
depending on your chemical state, it could be the greatest dub & bass/dubtronica
you've ever heard, or you may want to bludgeon all of us to death with our own instruments.
We DO NOT have:
a: SCUZZY - FUZZED UP GUITARS AND BEATS
or
b: FUNKY RHYTHMS
and we definatly don't play
c: ACID BREAKS?????
What follows is our our press release before it was edited so that it sounded more "down with the kids"
(n.b. we would rather be down with your mum, than with the kids)
Jazmin Jeeter and Jemima Stubblefuck - Slags in Drag with handbags. Handbags containing: Ann Widocome's soiled floral-prints, castoff for inducing "Vomit", Joan Collins Secret Penis and a roll of Bounty
Charity shop "Dub 'n' Bass"!?
Shit! Hot Llamas
We are the cross dressing, booze guzzling, dub looping idiots that are Shit! Hot Llamas, a band that by rights should have been shot repeatedly at birth, and who's sole aim in life is to annoy as many people as possible with a combination of stupid outfits, frankly unhinged on and off-stage dancing and generally offensive song titles.
The Llama Llounge
The Llama Llounge is a once monthy Music extravaganza. It features Live Bands, Mind Bending Laptop sets, DJ sets ranging from Funky as a Monkey to Heavy as an Elephant and lots and lots of cheap booze! Expect Electronica, Post Rock, Dub, Drum'n'Bass, World Music plus plenty of experimental sets. I must apologise but we won't be playing any R&B, Cheese, UK Garage or anything by Kaiser Chiefs... sorry!
The Llama Llounge also differs from your bog standard Gig by giving YOU the audience a chance to show what your made of and create part of the sound track to your own night out! This can be done either through the "Open D.I." sections where anyone with a laptop can turn up and play a short set of their own material or through the "Jam Sessions". These Kick off each Llama Llounge and give anyone a chance to get on stage and join the improvised Jam. Anyone is free to use the Shit! Hot Llama Equipment and also encouraged to bring their own instruments to add to the experience.
Thus far we have had the pleasure of putting on Remnant Psyche, JayetAl, Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start, You & Bloom, Kumiss, Rude_NHS, DJ Sophie and Jimi Needles whilst The Emo Hunter, Obilisk and Bobalong all came and did bloody impressive open DI sets.
Fancy a Gig? Want to play at a
Llama Llounge??
There are several ways to do this:
Send us a demo Either email us at: shithotllamas [@] Hotmail . co . uk
or post one to us:
125 Alresford road
Winchester
Hampshire
SO23 0JZ
Send us a link If you have a Myspace/facebook band site or other website with your music hosted on it send us a link and we'll have a listen (check "please read this..." section first)
Just turn up Turning up and Playing is the best way to get yourself a Gig at the Llama lounge, either play a Laptop set that kicks harder than aphex taking a penalty against squarpusher or join in the improvised Jam. If we like you then you can be assured we'll want to get you back!
Please read this before sending in links/demos Although we both have very broad music tastes The Llama Llounge nights are always set up with policys on types of Bands that we will put on. So before you send in your demos or links please be aware we don't put on:
Punk Bands
Acoustic singer/songwriters (unless you are an effects/looping prodigy)
Rock Bands (unless you have lots of interesting time signitures)
Under-age Bands (We only have a license for 18+ I'm afraid)
Drum'n'Bass MC's (We like our dance music to be predominatly music, sorry)
However if you consider yourself to play any combination or off shoot of Electronica, Post Rock, Dub, Drum and Bass (live/semi live!) Experimental, Fusion or World Music then we would love to hear from you.
PLACTICIAN / THE McMASH CLAN / RAIDEN / A1 BASSLINE BROKEN NOTE / HIJACK / THE CORRESPONDENTS / DJ FLOORCLEARER MDS / BRUCE STALLION / AMEN-TAL / MR JOSEPH & MC DEEFA
DEATH DEFYING CHINESE POLE / PYROKINESIS UV CIRCUS ACROBATIC BREAKDANCE DUO / COMEDY STREET PERFORMER FULLY PLAYABLE 16-BIT ARCADE / SECRET DISCO / 80s HOUR
DnB / Bassline / Dubstep / Jungle / Techno / Breakcore / Reggae / House / Gabba / Hip Hop / Psytrance / Rave
Doors: 9pm - 6am Advance tickets: £12 www.ticketweb.co.uk On the door: £10 before 9.30pm/ £14 after Venue: Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, Kings Cross, London N1 9NL Nearest tube/overground: Kings Cross
Check www.braindrop.co.uk for photos, downloads and info, and join our facebook group here =D
*please note venue change for the gig on the 2nd, it is now at the ibar* sunday 2nd august - glockenspiel, gish/rich duo, golden oaks three billion - the ibar, 15 holdenhurst road, bournemouth. **please note venue change, this is not at the winchester**
sunday 20th september - skitanja, infinite light, serfs, awake, vanessa feltch, turtledoves - the winchester, bournemouth.
Wooohaaaaa!!! Braindrop is throwing its very first boat party on Saturday 6 June.
The vessel is specially equipped to hold large groups of people (and all the extra bass bins we can squeeze on). Her name is The Dutch Master and she be a mighty fine boat too!
It's going to be a ridiculously fun rinse up. However, if you think you can get away with being remotely serious and/or cool at this party - ye be mistaken. The Braindrop Boat Rave is fancy dress: Pirate's from the 80's. Arrgh...better get thinkin what ye gonna wear.
D&B / DUBSTEP / TECHNO / BREAKS / ELECTRO / HARDCORE / HIP HOP / GABBA / BREAKCORE / PSYTRANCE / RAVE... and lots more!
The boat will leave St.Katharines Pier (London) at 9pm and return at 2am. Tickets are £20 and you can get them from TICKETWEB.
Haha, I can't remember but there was some IMDB article saying the movie'd come out in 2009, though I must doubt that. Actually, I'm putting out a free album on November 7th for download. That's the Friday after this one :O
Hi, thanks very much!! :o I'll sort you one out if you'd like to give me your email, it's fantastic to hear after doing this sort of music for just about a week :D thanks for adding me too :3 i love llamas <3 xxx
