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SHITSWARM
Punk / Comedy / Punk

"No slimy deals with smarmy eels in SHITSWARM UK"


United Kingdom

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Last Login:  7/26/2008
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   SHITSWARM: General Info
Member Since4/25/2008
Band MembersGOBSHITE - vocals
BIGHEED - guitar
PSYCHO - bass
THICKIE - drums
InfluencesEddie Cochran, Sex Pistols, The Stranglers, Martin Rushent, The Clash, Motorhead, The Damned, Neon, The Prodigy, Crass, Cheap Trick, XTC, Devo, The Skids, Angelic Upstarts, Stiff Little Fingers, Buzzcocks, Magazine, Dr. Feelgood, System Of A Down, The Rezillos, Dead Kennedys, Penetration, Punishment Of Luxury, Sham 69, The Ruts, Vice Squad, Octafish, Savage Amusement, Rancid, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, The Levellers, The Coyote Men, The King Crabs, Jilted John, The Sonics, Plastic Bertrand, The Stooges, The Ramones, The Dickies, MC5, The Buff Medways
Sounds LikeEddie Cochran, Sex Pistols, The Stranglers, The Clash, Motorhead, The Damned, Neon, The Prodigy, Crass, Cheap Trick, XTC, Devo, The Skids, Angelic Upstarts, Stiff Little Fingers, Buzzcocks, Magazine, Dr. Feelgood, System Of A Down, The Rezillos, Dead Kennedys, Penetration, Punishment Of Luxury, Sham 69, The Ruts, Vice Squad, Octafish, Savage Amusement, Rancid, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, The Levellers, The Coyote Men, The King Crabs, Jilted John, The Sonics, Plastic Bertrand, The Stooges, The Ramones, The Dickies, MC5, The Buff Medways
Record LabelBadges? We don't need no stinking badges!
Type of LabelNone




SHITSWARM's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Official Statement 2b  (view more)

SHITSWARM OFFICIAL STATEMENT 1b  (view more)

SHITSWARM in the press  (view more)

Interview with the ’SWARM  (view more)

ANTI-THOLOGY  (view more)

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   About SHITSWARM

Early 2008 has seen the formation, fruition and near stagnation of one of the world’s most uniquely idiosyncratic, enigmatic punk outfits. What is known of highly eccentric Tyneside based “SHITSWARM” follows:

Shielded by a cloak of suspicion and anonymity, it is rumoured that the four band members do not acknowledge one another's real names because they do not actually know them. Their pseudonyms are “GOBSHITE” (vocals), “BIGHEED” (guitar), “PSYCHO” (bass), and “THICKIE” (drums). Their one and only interview, with Australia's most famous former prostitute, jaded hack Daisy Gorge, was conducted in full beekeeper garb so none of their features were visible.

The current direction of “SHITSWARM” was altered somewhat by the band’s decision to abandon all plans that would involve live performance. Accusing long-standing acts of participating in an ongoing nostalgia circus, not to mention their total refusal to play in any venue that actively enforces a smoking ban, as well as a reluctance to be photographed by mobile phones, “SHITSWARM” has issued the following statement: “When playing live is virtually dead, why bother?”

Seemingly as self-restricting as their no-gig policy, is their uncompromising decision concerning distribution. They have chosen not to seek the backing of any record label with major corporate links, who they feel would be using their message as part of a separate programme of manufactured dissent.

Although often ostracised for what has been described as a highly cynical attitude, coupled with a contentious world view that many have found challenging in the extreme, the members of “SHITSWARM” are at present marginalised even further, but satisfied that they have established their own ground rules by standing firm on their own said ground, totally in keeping with the original stated aims and objectives of punk!

No compromise, no surrender!

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SHITSWARM's Friends Comments
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Rock Siren





Jul 25 2008 2:08 PM

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The Foulmouths





Jul 24 2008 8:12 AM

there you've said it!
space relation





Jul 23 2008 1:39 PM

i see b. g. is abit not amused like,i do hope you have not been watching GET CARTER again,its a film,not real life,hahaha....i love you guys,from the hoe in my bottom.......robot phlem.ne4..
Plectrumslave





Jul 23 2008 11:57 AM

Hows it going??

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Sian





Jul 22 2008 10:43 AM

Check this out could be of interest to you.
www. walesmusicgroup. com

Wales Music Group
THE GLAMMED





Jul 21 2008 1:28 AM

Sorry, never heard of them
Skinner





Jul 20 2008 11:34 AM

MORE DREARY RETRO SHITE ADDED ON MY SITE ..OOPS THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PLUG
Louise





Jul 20 2008 7:41 AM

Hi again

Hope you are doing great! Arm is getting better, slowly. Missed out on party and gigs boo hoo.

Take care

Lou x
bathtimedoggrooming





Jul 19 2008 2:52 PM

soz about the baking tray.i hope you keep the new one nice and clean. we saw NEON years ago,we still play"i"m only little"great band..she
THE GLAMMED





Jul 19 2008 8:23 AM

Yes the Pistols did re-form.
Reformation of a band that had previously played live and existed in the real world.
The assumption was based on fact, the fact that you released statement 2b.
Calcaza Records


Is Online


Jul 18 2008 6:45 AM

the plot thickens ! I actually got in touch with Tim from Neon about a gig and I've pasted his reply below for you to read
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Hi Gary,

Thanks for your e-mails. Shitswarm are one of the best bands I've heard in years. Unfortunately, all of the Neon members are scattered from here to New Zealand and there's no possibility of us doing gigs in the near future. We just get together to record here and there. Sorry!
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wouldnt be a relative, would he?
gary
THE GLAMMED





Jul 18 2008 1:25 AM

Can we assume from Shitswarm's latest blog/news article, that this ensemble, is in fact, never going to grace a stage anywhere at any point.
What a drag, we were looking forward to the support spot......or not ?
bathtimedoggrooming





Jul 17 2008 2:21 PM

IF YOU MUST SENT PLUGS TO MY PROFILE ,PLEASE DO NOT USE BAD WORDS AS A LOT OF KIDS LIKE TO SEE THE DOG PHOTOS,THANK YOU.
sheila
Kimmi, SoupyGato's Fifth Listener





Jul 16 2008 11:19 PM

Now playing: SOUPYGATO SHOW #205 -- , featuring music by SHITSWARM!

There are several ways to listen to the SoupyGato Show – the easiest is to visit our website: www. soupygato. com – or subscribe to the show by visiting http://www. gcast. com/u/soupygato/main -- and it will download to your Itunes, Ipod, etc.

SoupyGato Show #205

Buddy Hankerson with Billy Young -- Feeling Free
The Forms -- Focus
Johnny Gunner & The Raiders -- Grim Reaper
Roly Poly -- U City Lions

Snowgoons -- Who
Shitswarm -- Cybersewer
DJ Trax -- Opening Shot
Nas -- Hero

Drea -- Too Beautiful For Words
Happy Day -- Wanna Marry You
Doop And The Inside Outlaws -- Blood River
The Forms -- Knowledge In Hand

Buddy Hankerson with Billy Young -- Phase Of Love
Johnny Gunner & The Raiders -- Just Becuase
Steppin' In It -- Hittin' On All Six

Please let us know what you think of the show by voting and commenting here:
http://www. podcastalley. com/one_vote2. php?pod_id=21268
. If you are interested in submitting your own music please get in touch with us!

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Bladder Spasms





Jul 16 2008 10:25 PM

Ha ha I forgot all about the cd actually.I was missing the shameless plugs and spamy shit..mate I know what you mean about your list of things to do ,,,if its half as long as mine,you are doing well....Im usually 2 weeks late in sending shit to people...dont know about rain ,but it did piss down snow when I was over at STIV'S in feb....fucking cold join glad you lot sent us out here where its warm ....cheers Dave
Jizzwagon





Jul 15 2008 4:16 PM

Our deepest apologies.
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golfy





Jul 15 2008 3:55 PM

oi,that cybersewer trak is fuckin mint,i love the last chord,very 1979 ish..never had so many phone calls,what ya doin to is man?i may need help,soon.....over...
space relation





Jul 15 2008 3:10 PM

too true mate,i can hardley walk,they kept calling me zed?n messed with me fridge..its not on like,i am consulting the M U...you"ll be hearing from my law firm,very soon,you should be tagged....
billy the bastard





Jul 15 2008 1:36 PM

am not talkin to tez ney more cos ye shagg drummers up their bummers and am scared!!!!!!!
golfy





Jul 15 2008 12:27 PM

hqw very dare they!i am so ashamed,now everyone will know you gave it to me ,up the poopshute.
Paris Hilton Obsession!™





Jul 15 2008 9:03 AM

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