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		Everyone has a poop story! True hilarious stories about people who couldn't hold it. www.shittystories.com Male 28 years old Detroit, Michigan United States Last Login: 7/3/2009

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Shitty Stories is a collection of true, hilarious stories about people that couldn't hold it. Come visit and share your stories or better yet share your friend's story and email it to everyone you know.

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Brian	Aug 20 2007 6:21 PM 8 days to go and I'm out! Then I have to figure out what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of my life...
B.I.T.E.	Aug 17 2007 11:04 PM Cheers...how goes it?
Jason	Aug 17 2007 3:35 PM thx 4 the add lol
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Alice Eventual	Jun 1 2007 11:58 PM hi there! thanks for the add :)
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corndog	May 31 2007 12:10 PM Really?! I would be interested in hearing, anything with corndog involved is good.
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catwiezel	May 30 2007 12:58 PM The Wiezel got shit stuck to his fur...which soon hardened. I had to cut away most of it with potato peeler. He, in wiezel form, licked the rest away.
Pillsbury Doughboy	May 30 2007 3:20 AM Thanks so much for the add!
Johnny Muthafuckin Moss	May 27 2007 9:35 PM One time I ate a taco and it made me poop.
Reign of Pestilence	May 22 2007 5:06 PM I just made quite an interesting bowel movement here. It was about a foot long, one end deep in the crevace of the toilet and the other popping out of the water. Classic. 200 wipes....... Still showing brown.
DJ Kos	May 21 2007 11:09 AM Thanks for the ADD! Check out whats new from DJ Kos for 2007. The "Velocity" Cd has now been released and has a cd release tour to back it up. You can also check out the latest live footage of Kos scratching sideways on the QFO in Reno, NV!
John	May 20 2007 6:22 PM hey thanks for the add and i also agree i have sum embarassing shitty stories but yea anyhow ttyl -john
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Poohy Pants	May 20 2007 10:16 AM Don't I know it. My life is full of Shitty Stories. Stank you for the add. Love Poohy
JESUS	May 17 2007 9:10 PM i just want to tell you how brilliant this page is. shit is a perpetual source of comedy. love it.
RUE	May 16 2007 9:36 PM shit stories lol......nasty
Rule 22	May 14 2007 7:09 PM One time i was taking a shit at the mall and heard a guy just about kick the door to the bathroom down. This was followed by the sound of shitting and moaning. before he got to the stall mind you. the next thing i heard was... "Awwwwww man. I just shit all over myself." funniest thing i ever heard.
Gee	May 5 2007 7:06 AM tnx fo adding me!
Wind Breaker	May 5 2007 3:53 AM I once got a bad case of what the locals called "Turkey Tummy" while visiting Istanbul on vacation with my girlfriend. It was bad. Shat liquid for about 5 days and almost had to fly back to the U.S. and go to the hospital. At one point we were hiking in a national park in Turkey and I had to stop by the public restrooms to drop another liquid bomb. In Turkey they're not the most hygienic people. This restroom had a bathroom attendant whose sole job was to hose down the toilets after people used them. So I go into the stall and the seat is covered in waste water and there is a puddle of water about 3 inches deep on the floor. The door won't lock either. This is where it gets crazy. I have to attempt a standing poo since I don't want to sit on the waste water all over the toilet seat. I have to hold the stall door closed with one hand while holding my pants up off the floor so they don't soak in the puddle. I'm doing all this while planning my aim so that I hit the toilet from where I'm hovering. Just as I'm about ready to let go I see a large (and I mean L A R G E) spider coming towards my feet. Here comes the first drop... >SQUIRT< Oh shit! Rather than drop a well aimed bomb into the toilet I squirted a solid clear stream of liquid straight out behind me. Not downward but behind me - parallel to the floor and straight back on what would turn out to be the wall and flusher handle. I just shat on a wall standing up. I kept spraying the wall trying to get closer to the toilet as the spider made its way too close to my feet. I stopped squirting, stepped on the spider, pulled up my pants and washed my butt (they don't have toilet paper). As I scurried out of the restroom I saw the attendant out of the corner of my eye making his way inside to start tidying up. Little did he know what I had just done to that restroom. I hauled ass to the car and got out before he made his way into the stal
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Cori Yarckin	May 1 2007 2:03 PM Wanted to leave my newest friend a comment. :) Def let me know which song you're digging on my page and check out the video too... its pretty funny. If you wanna help me out, you can spread the love by grabbing one of my banners, or putting my video on your page as well... that would def rock! Anyhow... take care, keep in touch, and talk to ya soon! Cori www.CDFreedom.com/coriyarckin www.CDBaby.com/yarckin Amazon.com Yahoo.com iTunes.com

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