Shoes With Rockets
""Join him on his one man Campaign for Surreal Ale" - Toby Litt"

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Tom McCarthy:
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Steven Hall: http://www.myspace.com/stephenhallbooks

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London Pub Reviews, published by Shoes With Rockets, features 44 reviews of London pubs, each of which ends in some form of disaster.


"This insane book is full of acutely observed details.." - Dazed & Confused


"Good comic writing is notoriously hard to achieve. 'London Pub Reviews' has at least three belly-laughs on every page - more than I can say for any recent novel.." - Time Out


"Paul Ewen may be mad...this tour of drinks and drunkenness gives a much more accurate impression of London pub life than some drab star-ratingy guide to ales and facilities." - David Quantick, The Word magazine


"'London Pub Reviews' is one of the best books about London we've read for some time...funny, informative, wholly original and wonderfully written." - Fridaycities London


"..the reviews are written by the kind of person Alan Partridge would describe as a mentalist...laugh out loud funny..." - Book Munch


"Paul Ewen is the funniest new writer I have read in years. Join him on his one man Campaign for Surreal Ale." - Toby Litt

"London Pub Reviews is a work of comic genius - this is essential reading for anybody who enjoys going to the pub. You, for example." - Dan Rhodes

"Paul Ewen has given voice to that perennial figure who haunts the margins of all our lives: the pub weirdo." - Tom McCarthy

"A surrealist's dream, a landlord's nightmare!" - Steven Hall

Read further reviews of the book here:

http://www.themidnightbell.com/tmb/

http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/london-pub-reviews/

Paul Ewen's stories have also appeared in the British Council's New Writing 13 anthology, 3:AM's Edgier Waters anthology, Tank Magazine, the Times Higher Education Supplement, Scarecrow, Paris Bitter Hearts Pit, and in the forthcoming Offbeat Generation anthology.

Read three pub review stories at 3:AM:
http://www.3ammagazine.com/fiction/2004/sep/how_many_mice.html

And one at Scarecrow:
http://hodmandod3.blogspot.com/2006/02/french-house-soho.html

BOOKSELLERS:
Although you can buy London Pub Reviews from Amazon, we ask people in London to first support the following preferred outlets with your custom:

Bookseller Crow, 50 Westow Street, Crystal Palace
http://www.booksellercrow.co.uk/

Broadway Bookshop, 6 Broadway Market, Hackney
http://www.broadwaybookshophackney.com

Camden Lock Books, Saint Agnes Well, Old Street Station
http://www.camdenlockbooks.co.uk

Crockatt & Powell, 119 Lower Marsh (behind Waterloo Station)
http://www.crockattandpowell.com/

Daunt Books (Marylebone), 83 Marylebone High Street http://www.dauntbooks.co.uk/Daunts_marylebone.html

Foyles, Charing Cross Road (London section)
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Kiwifruits NZ Shop, 7 Royal Opera Arcade, Pall Mall
www.kiwifruitsnzshop.com

Metropolitan Books, 49 Exmouth Market, Clerkenwell
http://www.metropolitanbooks.co.uk

Owl Bookshop, 207-209 Kentish Town Road, Kentish Town
NW5 2JU

Queen's Park Books, 87 Salusbury Road, Queen's Park
NW6 6NH

Review Bookshop, 131 Bellenden Road, Peckham
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Jul 17 2008 12:11 PM

THE LONDON DIRTHOLE COMPANY





May 26 2008 12:41 PM

here's the class of 94!
keep with the righteous pub cause
amen

30th may flyer
RAY





May 16 2008 5:53 AM

Damn! That's not happening again is it? Thought I'd solved the problem...
To reverse the effect just listen to any other of our tracks forwards at double speed...that should do the job and return singlet and pants back where they should rightly be.
Cheers!
Mark
built for ghosts





May 13 2008 12:53 PM

I demand a list of ingredients!

x
Sisterlovers





May 13 2008 2:34 AM

Yes, that's what normally happens - I should have warned you - or just accept it as a new fashion statement ;)
S
George Demure





May 12 2008 2:01 PM

Ah Ha, which came first??? Glad you like it!
CHIPS FOR THE POOR





May 12 2008 7:38 AM

dunt p[lay 'i am warm...' you'll pi$$ blud hahaha
Fur Patrol





May 12 2008 4:36 AM

that's quite funny, 'cos when i wrote it my insides were spilling outside but by the time it was finished all the squishy bits were back behind the boney bits and sealed inside the skinny stuff.

ju.
Stickboy


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May 12 2008 4:16 AM

no way!

i just tried it too and you're quite correct it also did that to me!

odd!

x
sicknote


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May 12 2008 3:50 AM

Ha Ha... play it the right way round and you'll end up naked in unfamiliar surroundings with a sore butt!
X
THE LONDON DIRTHOLE COMPANY





May 4 2008 5:23 AM

dirthole live may_8th
A Shropshire Lass


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Apr 17 2008 3:32 PM

Photobucket
Ecovillage





Apr 7 2008 5:14 AM

We are now finally finished with our debut album. Three years in the making, so it feels really amazing...
As celebration we put up 2 new tracks. "All The Colors Speak Of You" and "Summer Of Love". Enjoy!

Much Love

Ecovillage
The 39 Steps





Apr 2 2008 3:42 PM

Ben Myers





Mar 26 2008 8:19 AM

Published May 2008 through Social Disease.

Lobster Quadrille Magazine





Mar 20 2008 6:23 AM

Come to our night next Wednesday!
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mrsix


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Mar 12 2008 2:25 PM


Hello again and thanx for the add. ;-)

mrsix.
Sweet Tooth





Mar 12 2008 3:42 AM

Goodness me! Our humble apologies for distracting you enough to cause physical injury... I hope it was at least a a flirty peep-toe or mule, and not an elderly plimsoll with odour issues?!

Kisses (to make it better),

fleurtini
xx
Joseph Ridgwell





Feb 21 2008 1:42 PM




Thought you might like this one, being Maori and all........

Load the Literary Guns



Waiheke Island
steveaylett





Feb 20 2008 6:00 AM


Oxford Comma





Feb 14 2008 2:13 PM

Well £500 is abit steep but im sure you curling up would be very good :)
kenos drinks24





Feb 13 2008 5:58 PM

come and drink all u like m8
The 3Ds





Feb 13 2008 5:22 PM

get to bed!
Bark Cat Bark





Feb 13 2008 5:15 PM

Are you been serious!
HA HA HA!
Beat the Dust





Feb 13 2008 2:39 AM

One of the best American writers writing today, Mark SaFranko, author of 'Hating Olivia: A Love story', the excellent sequel 'Lounge Lizard' and countless short stories, plays, poems and songs, has kindly agreed to be the Guest Editor at Beat the Dust. Any submissions that come in over the next six weeks will be considered by Mark for publication at Beat the Dust in March. We want new, we want inventive, we want hard-hitting and thought-provoking short stories, flash fiction and poetry. Please read the Beat the Dust submission guidelines then send us your very best post-punk writing to the email address in the guidelines or via the send a submission page at beatthedust.com.
Joseph Ridgwell





Feb 3 2008 3:27 PM



Kiwi 1960's pop rocks. Now where's johnny farnham................
Sein und Werden





Jan 31 2008 1:02 PM

New issue of Sein und Werden - What the Vulture Ate for Tea - now available.

The choicest cuts from the finest selection of the rarest fairytale stories for the most twisted adults.

Words and images from Jodie Daber, Juliet Cook, Peter Tennant, Gary McMahon and many other nasty little elves.

£3.50 a copy or £14 (inc p+p) for a year's subscription.

Stop me and buy one!

Details here: http://www.kissthewitch.co.uk/seinundwerden/print.html
Sunday’s Child





Jan 28 2008 4:36 AM

Cheers for the add - now we're settling in for a good read and a glass of cheeky chablis with a raspberry twist (well - a pint of creme de menthe) Good luck with the coming year
Partition





Jan 27 2008 12:51 PM

People I know keeping dying. Your comments have cheered me right up. Thanks for that.
micachu





Jan 27 2008 2:00 AM

thats so amazing!
xxxxxxxxxxmicachu
CHIPS FOR THE POOR





Jan 26 2008 3:32 PM

wur it me mars shoe? cos she has hurd it all b4...born on the floor x
Partition





Jan 14 2008 3:37 PM

Thanks for your comment, it made me laugh. So I went to your site and laughed some more.
skyline





Jan 4 2008 6:52 AM

No doubt sir!

Gonna track down London Pub Reviews to one of physical stores listed, good plugging(!)...on the subject we've just released our debut single Local Girl on 7" vinyl and download (plug plug) check it out...

skyline xx
frYars





Jan 2 2008 2:25 PM

thank you.
im going to hunt down your book now.
harri best





Dec 26 2007 3:17 PM

yep ull lose definitely..lol..hava Funky xmas!
The Stool Pigeon





Dec 20 2007 4:51 AM

Classic. We salute you.
Color & Learn Series by John Zoller





Dec 19 2007 5:30 PM

I Bet that Pub Smells great today !

Thanks glad you liked the exhibition.

john
the loudest sound and nothing





Dec 19 2007 3:12 AM

Here's to the Peter, Paul and