Off to Nawlins for Cait and Dave's Wedding! Mood: stoked
Posted at 12:02 PM Jun 18 view more
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
I wouldn't like to meet:
people whose name ends in "R", people who have tribal tattoos/arm bands (esp. if they think they are "badass"), "wiggers," gangsters and republicans.
Courtesy of Cradle of Filth! Enjoy!
Or at least today. READ IT!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Myself, 15 years ago and 15 years from now.
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All is good, still livin in the LP...Where are you living? Whatchya doin for the 4th of July? London is gonna be 7 months already...shes gettin big.
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MISS YOU- SCREW NAWLINS- COME HOME
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How are you?!?
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I hate staying in the same place too long...keeps my stalkers away. ;)
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