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natalie

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Off to Nawlins for Cait and Dave's Wedding! Mood: stoked stokedat 12:02 PM Jun 18 view more

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  • 28 / Female
  • Saint Clair Shores, Michigan, US
  • Last Login: 7/3/2009

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About me:

This is my myspace. There are many like it but this one is mine. Myspace is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my profile is useless. Without myspace I am useless. I must edit myspace true. I must use proper grammar better than my enemy, who is trying to outdue me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: myspace and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

I wouldn't like to meet:
people whose name ends in "R", people who have tribal tattoos/arm bands (esp. if they think they are "badass"), "wiggers," gangsters and republicans.

Who I'd like to meet:

Myself, 15 years ago and 15 years from now.

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Interests

  • Music

    The Soundtrack to "AMELIE," "Trainspotting," "Menace to Society," "Almost Famous," "Garden State," "Into the Wild" "Pure Country" and "Rocky Horror Picture Show."

  • Movies

    Braveheart, The Bourne series, US Marshals, No country for old men, Gone Baby Gone, Platoon, Big Lebowski, Grandma's Boy, FIELD OF DREAMS, Amelie, Wedding Crashers, American Pyscho, Caddyshack (1&2), National Lampoons (the ones starring chevy chase) The Birds (1&2), Jarhead, The Shining, Taxi Driver, Heat, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, American Gangster, Summer of Sam, Spaceballs, Better off Dead, The Breakfast club, Goonies, Die Hard (1, 2 & 4), Ladder 49, Backdraft, Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors, Who's Harry Crumb. I don't like gory and/or horror movies. I don't have the stomach for it.

  • Television

    DEA, Dexter, TRUE BLOOD, Californication, House, Rescue Me, Deadliest Catch, No Reservations, Split Ends, OZ, The Cleaner and Iron Chef America.

  • Books

    My school books, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, Generation Kill & One Bullet Away, Don't Sweat the Small Stuff & War and Peace...

  • Heroes

    Butros Butros Ghali, John Wayne, Boris Yeltzin, the guy who invented post-it notes.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: In college

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Friend Space (Top 14)

natalie has 227 friends.
  1. My #1 FANAmee Andreozzi-Smith
  2. Bastard of a GentlemanIsaac Cuevas
  3. stopthemadnessImani Gandy
  4. Robyn
  5. Meg
  6. *~Dre~*andrea arsenault
  7. Yo Woman FoolBritnie rokas
  8. 'dirty' aaron callahan
  9. katelow *
  10. chriStina
  11. rude bhoy
  12. Kitna
  13. TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jason Byard*
  14. Laura

Comments

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  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Jun 23 2009 2:49 PM

    SEXY LIPSTICK WEARING WHORE, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Jun 19 2009 3:43 PM

    2 Crab's and A Bull- Match Made in Heaven
    MISS YOU- SCREW NAWLINS- COME HOME
    Photobucket
  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Jun 19 2009 3:43 PM

    snjhfvgd
  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Jun 17 2009 1:31 PM

    yeah i was reviewed once too, its not so bad but its bullshit. okay did you have your taxes done anywhere, because if you did you can call them and have them give you a copy... or you can call the government and they will send you a copy.. :)
  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Jun 15 2009 4:17 PM

    I am okay...  seen better days. I hate my school right now. They just have gave me all kinds of hell and its making me insane!! grr.
  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Jun 12 2009 10:53 PM

    Hey lovely. :)

    How are you?!?
  • katelow *

    Jun 5 2009 3:34 AM

    the dress i got at forever 21 for like not even $20 and i am always down to go shopping lol. and the hair yeah i have been thinkin for a while about cutting it off and i finally decided to do it! lol
  • Working Toward Mrs. Mel…Melissa Marra

    Jun 11 2009 9:34 AM

    Sometime before fall, not sure of the exact date yet. Saving money. That's the fun part, haha!
  • Keith The Funky Diabeti…

    May 28 2009 4:43 PM

    I am on Facebook.  Peep the flow?  What?  I don't know where that came from and I apologize for it.  LOL  I am already there.  I think it would be the end of the world if we went back and forth on it...let's fuck this place up. 
  • Laura

    May 18 2009 7:49 PM

    I think the same about you!! lol

    I hate staying in the same place too long...keeps my stalkers away. ;)
  • katelow *

    May 11 2009 7:29 PM

    Yeah I won't be out of town that time though I wish I was haha but I don't have any actual luggage I just pack like 3 bags full of shit when I got out of town haha
  • Kitna

    Apr 27 2009 2:46 AM

    im going to 3 lions games so far, the preseason game in Cleveland, Vikings and Steelers regular season games.
    go to any Tigers games yet? i went easter sunday then the rainout white sox game and have tix for friday against the tribe
  • Kitna

    Apr 25 2009 10:32 PM

    im soooooooooo glad i HATE the Lions!
  • Working Toward Mrs. Mel…Melissa Marra

    Apr 25 2009 11:10 PM

    Double thanks! Lol, i thought you found out we're engaged from the bulletin i posted. I'm only about 3 weeks into the fun. I'm due around the new year. We will definitely find out if its a boy or girl.
  • Working Toward Mrs. Mel…Melissa Marra

    Apr 25 2009 7:57 AM

    Thanks! We've been talking about it for a long time. We're saying that the baby is definitely not the only (or even the topmost) reason, just currently the most urgent.
    :)
  • Robyn

    Apr 12 2009 9:43 PM


    Happy Easter
    New Graphics



  • TIFF VICIOUS *R.I.P Jas…

    Apr 10 2009 5:10 PM

    haha so whats up tonight?!?
  • Kitna

    Apr 6 2009 1:22 AM

    UNC is going down like Tom Brady at a n'sync concert and Tiger will finish 2nd to the indians this year in the division
  • The San FrANcisco treat…Daniel Peters

    Apr 8 2009 6:47 AM

  • Kitna

    Mar 11 2009 11:21 PM

    shit i wish i had opening day tix, im going to the white sox game that following tuesday
  • stopthemadnessImani Gandy

    Mar 10 2009 4:56 PM

    look at me! i'm on myspace!
  • Invader ZinsAmanda Zins

    Mar 8 2009 9:54 PM

    When is SPD? March 18th or something like that?

    I had no idea there was a parade for it. So can't answer the question for you either way.
  • katelow *

    Mar 2 2009 4:30 PM

    seriously tell me about it, i would love for that person to be me haha
  • *~Dre~*andrea arsenault

    Feb 24 2009 12:56 AM

    things r going as expected crazy lol
    its alot of work and thinking should of eloped ha ha ha
    how are you lady
  • katelow *

    Feb 16 2009 12:37 AM

    we were sold out for like 3 weeks for that night!