About ShortbusClothing.com | Funny Shirts and more
Shortbus Clothing are not only words, but really awesome words, and the most super awesome online funny shirt company in the earth. We work countless hours in the back of our cave updating our site www.shortbusclothing.com so that you have the ability to look as awesome as possible. But not more awesome than Tom Cruise with robot hands robbing a bank while riding a unicorn, because nothing is more awesome than that. We make this possible by not sleeping, but plugging ourselves into electrical outlets enabeling us to recharge our hitpoints when they begin to get low. And low hitpoints leaves us extremely vounerable to the attack of mongbats, which are embarrassing to die from. Other than that, we make out with girls.
Members include:
Alex Kontos a.k.a. "FUPA-MAN"
Alex was born in a hospital and immediately taken to the VIP section where he ordered a bottle of Crystal and requested Rod Stewart music to be played. After years of being awesome and brewing his own iced tea, he decided it was time to start this venture with 3 other hot dudes.
Chris Harrison a.k.a. "Lord Harrison the V"
Chris is the product of a man and a woman. He was raised by wolves but kicked out of the herd because he could only speak horse and all the wolves got mad at him all the time becuase he would always bury their My Buddy and Me dolls and when they asked him where he hid them he would tell them in horse. They didnt understand him. Either do we.
Justin Kornaker a.k.a. "Korndogg"
Justin is the hybrid product of a sexy lion and Brad Pitt. Every time he shaves his head, the next day its always back to that same sweet bowl cut. One day he was running as fast as he could to Van Halen music when he tripped over a root and landed in a pair of magic cowboy boots. These boots raied his paramaters by 264% instantly and gave him the ability to cast spells. People laugh at the outfits he now wears as well as the sight of the spell book he carries. Big mistake, he attacks them with flame strikes, his favorite spell. Pros - Severe damage, double damage on water-based enemies, he can cook a hotdog whenever he wants. Cons - requires a lot of mana, consumes more regeants than any other single spell, when casted upon fire-based enemies it actually increases their hitpoints
Radhames Almanzar a.k.a. "Princess of Design"
Radhames is a robot. He chews on tires as if they are lickerish and orders pizza with nails and bolts as toppings. 1101110111
After being really awesome for a really long time. These hot dudes decided to make sweet shirts, this page is one of their love childs, visit their other love child at www.shortbusclothing.com.
Thanks a TON and stay Awesome!!
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