I like watching hockey and baseball live but I'm not a lesbian; I love watching live bands, especially the drummers; I like long walks on the beach, watching sunsets, and crap like that; and making men cry.
Music
My pumpkin is in this video!
Movies
Monty Python's Holy Grail is the best movie ever made!
Television
Simpson, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, the Office, South Park, Saturday Night Live, Ab Fab.
Books
Books are great; I enjoy burning them. j/k
www.stanmorelandphotography.com
Heroes
SNOOPY - because he can fly a doghouse and kick the Red Baron's ass!
About me: I am originally from Nashville, and have just moved to LA on the run from the law. I aspire to be a rock star one day, but as of yet, I haven't learned to play any instruments. I have an incredible sense of humor, which can be a little twisted at times. I have nine children, all by different dads, and always in the market for a good stepdaddy. And I like Jackalopes!
FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who, when we're in a restaurant, you'll remind me what I like. And someone who will stop me when I try to cross the road at the wrong time. Someone who will remind me to use my indoor voice when I start talking too loud (I can be hard of hearing at times). Someone who isn't afraid to be honest, even if it isn't what they think I want to hear. Trust and honesty, along with humor and intelligence, are some of the most important traits a person can have and are the most important to me. I like people who like kids and animals. And I like people who love their mothers. If I can't meet someone like that, then I'll take Keifer Sutherland instead.
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Just watched where I Tivo'd Nashville Star...omfg..."I am a star in my own mind!"...roflmao...that was hilarious! awesome facetime on a network in primetime! you are the bomb!
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
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