Name: Awesome AKA Shred Begley Jr. City where you live: San Francisco, CA City where you qualified for the Air Guitar finals: San Francisco, CA Song used: "Ass, Gass or Grass" by Mensclub (Classic SF Band.) Personal motto: LIFE OVER QUICKLY, EGGS OVER AWESOME! - Ancient Mayan Proverb How’d you first hear about the U.S. Air Guitar Championships?: I was riding the lightning and a class six hurricane handed me a flyer. Number of years you’ve competed: There can be only one.
First time you ever air guitared: Would you like to see the ultrasound? Air Guitar vs. Guitar Hero vs. Rock Band: Which rules and why?: My unbeatable fingers and awesome style rule supreme. Best real guitarist (technically): Madonna Most entertaining real guitarist: Old Madonna Other air instruments you play: LEAF BLOWER! Brief thoughts about San Francisco, host city for the Air Guitar national finals: San Francisco is not for Half-Wimps, Full-Wimps, or people who don't like onion rings...TELL YOUR FRIENDS, JACK! Why you need to represent the U.S. in Finland for the world championships: I will scissor kick the flavor out of their lip-balm. I'm talking to you too, Greece. Boxers, g-strings, briefs, or granny panties: COMBO MOVE! Complete this phrase: To air is human, to ________ divine. Hand-Plant to Poseur FACE-MELT!
Heroes
Lightning, Harm, Food Groups, Earthquakes
The Awesome's Details
Status:
Single
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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d00d! sweet fucking picture, thanks for the tag. and I was serious when i said you need to make some sweet Awesome wear. If you don't make Awesome flip bill painter hats, I will. This has to happen. It'd be way not Awesome if you didn't. Rock and Roll brother!
