Man, myspace is so old and dead now. And facebook ain't no spring chicken. THAT'S why I've just invented the latest and greatest new social networking site called "FaceSpace". It's great cuz it's got all the features of myspace and facebook, PLUS a mandatory section of your favorite bears. And by bears I don't mean pandas or the caring kind, I mean the slang for big fat porno dudes or big fat naked dudes in jail who somehow have blogs. Anyways, it just seems like where this social networking thing is going you know? Like, your fav bands, TV shows and now bears. Again, not the Polar kind or the kind that cassette playing Ruxpin character, but big fat porno dudes who either post pictures of themselves from out in the free world OR from behind bars. What's this new site called again? Oh right, FaceSpace "We've got bears...and not the football playing kind!"
hmm... do they only make it in diet? i thought they had 'regular strength'. i seem to remember that it was fantastic... i should see if i can buy some online...
Bittorent is the fucking shit! I'm finally catching up, and all thanks to you dave. Thanks also for teaching me hygene and to kill predators with the thunder stick.
Man, you got ugly. Pug ugly. Pugly. Oh wait, is that.....it is! That's that dog that everyone knows. Like "Oh, you know Dave, then you know that dog he's always with." What's his name again? Oh right, Granddad. Granddad the Dog. Hey, where the fuck is an outline already? I'm sitting here holding my almonds. Make with it.
Not many people know serial killers always wear a watch brand of the same name. I heard any piece from the Dahmer Swatch series is now worth a ton of money. Oh my gosh, I'm just joking. Totally not serious. LOL LOL LOL.
Dave answered his phone on the bus the other day when I called and he said he was embarrassed, I asked if it was because he didn't want to talk aloud and laugh while on the bus and draw attention to himself? He said "No, it's because I pooped my pants". We continued to talk for 18 more minutes and it was AWWWWWKWAAARD!
