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  • Michele Wiles Phillips

  • 48 / Female
  • Woods Between Two Cornfields, Indiana, US
  • Last Login: 7/12/2009

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About me:





Having 4 brothers wasn't always easy and each of the 3 times Mom was pregnant after me, I wished for a sister. I never got my wish but, I did dress the 3 youngest ones up as girls and pretended they were my little sisters.
..

LMAO!


Greg, Me, Eric
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My Crazy Self




Nicknames?

...Shelli, Smelly, Smell-me, Beans, Shurders, and Boo


Did you once hang out at 7-11 and think you were cool?

...I didn't hang out at the 7-11 but, I thought I was cool at one time


What were you made fun of for in high school?

...Being pregnant!




When you were a kid, what was your favorite toy?

...Dirt...LOL!


How do you feel about our current President?

...Well, I voted for him and I think he deserves a little patience...Bush left an awful lot of shit in the yard. Some say he's probably the AntiChrist but I don't care, I'm out of here with the Rapture. I used to think Bush was the AntiChrist but I don't think he's smart enough...LOL!






My MySpace History




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Who got you started with Myspace?

...My son Aaron


Would you like to slap them for it?

...Yes, because he got me on here and ignores me


Do you use your Myspace page to satisfy your need for attention?

...Hells no, I hate being the center of attention


Are you bored and use your page just for something to do?

...Yeah, I like to make my own layouts


Why are you hiding your pictures?

...Cuz I look like an ogre...not really, I'm kinda cute for 47...LOL!


Do you use your Myspace page to display naughty pictures of yourself?

...Hells no, I wouldn't want to scare anyone








I am very happily married to my Sweetums. He's a sweet, lovable, laid-back Kentuckian, just like my Daddy. Actually, he's from the same area of Kentucky that my Dad is from.











..
I've been with Sweetums nearly 8 years and have never had a single arguement.





Sweetums and I love being together with our 3 dogs, Zip, Zoey and Little Bit. We like to take the boat and go fishing on the weekends if it's nice outside.

Zip runs the trolling motor while we fish.











My 3 sons Dustin, Braden and Aaron are grown and have their own places. Sweetums' son Brian moved up here with us, but left after school was out to go live with his Grandma in Florida. Sweetums' daughter Nikeah lives in Tennessee, so we miss them both very much.












Our dogs are our babies that we have together,


P.S ( they look like their Dad )


Lol!


Zip



Zoey and Daddy



Little Bit
13 lbs. of
pure bad attitude!











Also, my son Dustin has given me 3 beautiful Granddaughters, Alexis, Amy, and Lauren.






.... Things I Dislike:

Text messages ...

just freaking call me and get the conversation over with!


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This Guy
























My Bad Habits:





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Who I have ALREADY met:

Jeff Gordon

(When he went to school here and when he came back for the ribbon cutting ceremony for the street named after him in Pittsboro)


Jeff Gordon's Senior Pic


LMAO!


Mike Tyson

(He was in prison and I was visiting someone else...)


Boxcar Willie

(Saw him at Beef-n-Boards, got an autograph - WOOT!)


Who I DON'T want to meet:
Britney Spears


Lindsey Lohan


Paris Hilton


(THE THREE MUFF-KETEERS)





I would love to make it through one day without hearing about them.


(Well...this was kinda funny.)



Someone should really tell her...
she looks
fat
when she cries...



Who I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp





and most of all...


Tony Stewart


....






















OH! AND ONE MORE THING!!!
























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Interests

  • General



    DRAWING, NASCAR, DARTS, POOL, 4-WHEELING, CAMPING, FISHING, TUBING, all your typical Redneck stuff!




    .... Phobias



    Clowns, Puppets, Trolls, Gnomes, Teletubbies, Muppets in General - Especially Miss Piggy, Barney, Crowds, Closed Spaces, Heights, Flying, The Dark, Throwing Up, and My Mom When She's Mad...






    Turn Ons
    Long Hair, NO Hair, Bad Boys, A Sense of Humor, Confidence, Intelligence, Goofiness, Honesty, Generousity, Kindness to Animals, also Knowing How To Cook and Do Household Chores and
    Being Laid Back and Not a Nagging Whiny Bitch...































    I used to be a tomboy when I was younger and played sports like baseball, softball, and basketball. Now, I've realized I'm just a big old wussy




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  • Music

    THE MORE HEAD BANGING IT IS, THE MORE I LIKE IT! But, I love all kinds of music.



    Just Kidding!


    My favorite

    is

    ALTERNATIVE HARD ROCK


    Korn, Sublime, Saliva, Mudvayne, Staind, Godsmack, Perfect Circle, Metallica, Incubus, Stone Sour, Hinder, Hoobastank, Smile Empty Soul, Tantric, Bloodhound Gang, System of a Down, Jet, Filter, Live, P.O.D., Weezer, Seether, Theory of a Dead Man, Murder by Death, Papa Roach, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, Disturbed, Green Day, Seven Mary Three, Better Than Ezra, Puddle of Mudd, Three Days Grace, Slipknot, Tool, Alice in Chains, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Audioslave, Shinedown, Candlebox, Pearl Jam, Blessed Union of Souls, 3 Doors Down, Kid Rock and more...







    CLASSIC ROCK




    April Wine, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Bad Company, Eric Clapton, Don Henley, Glen Frey, Joe Walsh, John Fogerty, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Fleetwood Mac, Santana, Black Sabbath, Iron Butterfly, Van Halen, Three Dog Night, Doobie Brothers, Alan Parsons Project, Dire Straits, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Moody Blues, Genesis, Tom Petty, Queen, The Black Crowes, Eagles, Styx, Steely Dan, Neil Young, Kansas, Bob Seger, 38 Special, Lynyrd Skynyrd, James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Beatles, Cream, Byrds, Yardbirds, Guess Who, Dr. Hook, Robert Palmer, Steppenwolf, Bread, Nazareth, Ozzy, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and more...






    R&B/FUNK




    Billy Preston, Mary J. Blige, Rufus and Chaka Kahn, Morris Day and the Time, The Gap Band, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Dido, Fiona Apple, Alicia Keyes


    RAP/HIP HOP


    Cypress Hill, Eminem, Outkast, Insane Clown Posse, Snoop Dog, Tupac, Bone Thugs, Everlast, Limp Bizkit and more...




    COUNTRY


    Johnny Cash, John Anderson, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Garth Brooks, Keith Whitley, Travis Tritt, Little Texas, Toby Keith, Elvis and more...




  • Movies



    The Postman

    is my
    all-time
    favorite movie!


    some others I like are...


    Hancock, Legend, Pursuit of Happyness, Tsotsi, Reindeer Games, V For Vendetta, A Simple Plan, The Village, Only You, Overboard, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, The Majestic, Ray, Crash, A Beautiful Mind, The Sixth Sense, Pirates of the Caribbean..(the 1st one, the 2nd one sucks) But, I've heard the 3rd one is awesome, haven't seen it yet.





  • Television

    That 70's Show




    GREATEST SHOW
    EVER!


    Another GREAT show is...




    Some of my favorite characters from In Living Color are...


    Handi-Man




    Wanda




    Vera De Milo




    Fire Marshall Bill




    And the only clown I'm not afraid of...

    Homey Da Clown




    Dexter, Breaking Bad, Eli Stone, Survivor, Kid Nation, Bones, House, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, CourTV Most Shocking, HGTV, Deadliest Catch, Paternity Tests on Maury, Antiques Roadshow, MadTv, Saturday Night Live, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Forensic Files, just about all the true crime shows.








  • Books



    The Left Behind Series, about End Times after the Rapture and those left behind. Any books by Dean Koontz, Stephen King and John Grisham. Books I read in high school Literature class, Of Mice and Men and Farenheit 451.




  • Heroes





    Princess Diana
    Red Skelton
    Michael Landon


    And anyone who stands up against cruelty to animals!






Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: North Salem
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Postmaster Relief / Temp Rural Carrier

Schools

  • Professional Careers Institute

    • Indianapolis, IN
    • Graduated: 1994
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Medical/Dental Office Administration
    1994 to 1994

  • Tri-West Senior High School

    • Lizton, IN
    • Graduated: 1979
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Business/English Literature
    • Minor: Art
    • Clubs: Girl's Varsity Basketball, Summer Softball
    1975 to 1979

  • Higbee High

    • Higbee, MO
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Boys, Sneaking Out, Boys, and uh...Boys
    • Minor: Trying not to get caught
    • Clubs: 7th and 8th grade, Band, Choir, Summer Softball, 4H
    1973 to 1975

Companies

  • United States Postal Service

    Aug. '07 - Present

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Comments

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  • Brian ☮JANA☮Brian Phillips

    Jun 24 2009 4:37 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • ~~Mother Earth~~Donna Solomon

    Jun 20 2009 2:35 AM

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    LOL.... How the heck have you been darlin????  Haven't seen you on much lately...I'm afraid I have become a vampire and mafia wars addict...lololol...I hope all is well!!!!!

  • Brian ☮JANA☮Brian Phillips

    Jun 9 2009 5:33 AM

    swell they did reply i always go on the fourms at the wrong time cause they never reply and when they do it already late to make fun of them hahaha but ok i will
  • Brian ☮JANA☮Brian Phillips

    Jun 9 2009 5:27 AM

    smello smelli how are u u never talk to me on here u should check the insults on the comedy forum cause no one replied to mine so u should
  • O:PsBetty Lovins

    Jun 7 2009 4:09 AM

    Is there a cure ?
  • NancyNancy Patrick

    May 28 2009 9:24 PM

    Hey girl, how ya been doing? Busy and happy I hope. check out my site when you get a chance.
  • O:PsBetty Lovins

    May 23 2009 11:55 AM

    All gladly buy you a cell phone on Tuesday for a roll of stamps today. :}
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  • Randy Randy Robinson

    May 9 2009 6:58 PM

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  • Randy Randy Robinson

    May 2 2009 1:10 AM

    Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend. Dont forget to send it back to ME ..... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2009, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend AND SO MUCH MORE!!
  • Randy Randy Robinson

    Apr 21 2009 12:29 AM

    THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to
  • Randy Randy Robinson

    Apr 17 2009 1:14 AM

    If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy. If friendship is life, I will give u mine. It's "World's Best Friends Week.
    " Send this to all ur good friends, even me
  • ~~Mother Earth~~Donna Solomon

    Apr 16 2009 3:38 AM

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  • Rachel Rachel Sweeney

    Apr 14 2009 11:54 PM

    Ha!!! You are so funny!!!
  • Randy Randy Robinson

    Apr 13 2009 1:43 PM


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    Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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  • Rachel Rachel Sweeney

    Apr 6 2009 4:23 PM

    I'm with ya, girl.
    I sit at home and sin everyday! Hey, at least I'm not a hypocrite about it! :)
  • Randy Randy Robinson

    Apr 5 2009 10:44 PM

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  • Brian ☮JANA☮Brian Phillips

    Apr 5 2009 3:17 PM

    LOL I get it sin sit haha I love you and hope you feel better
  • Rachel Rachel Sweeney

    Apr 3 2009 12:57 PM

    Wow! I'm glad you are okay! Keep sending the insulting comments.
    I love them!
  • Randy Randy Robinson

    Apr 3 2009 1:34 AM

    ur 2 sweet 2 lose,
    2 expensive 2 buy,
    2 considerate 2 be alone
    and 2 special 2 be forgotten.

    send to everyone you care about! Hopefully I am one
  • Rachel Rachel Sweeney

    Apr 2 2009 1:42 PM

    HA!!!
  • Emma

    Mar 27 2009 2:22 AM

    Hi Shelly Thought i'd keep you informed on Cody. We are having a Garage & Bake sale on April 4th 8-5. at 1597 s. Ladoga Rd. at a shop called Upscale Resale. We will be selling pop & hot dogs also. Then on April 7th we will be having a Dining To Donate at Applebee's. It will be a all day event from 11:00 to closing if we want to do it that long. We will also be selling raffle tickets.all day and will have the drawings in the eve. Right now we have about 40 items to be raffled. anyone coming in with a flyer with Cody's name on it he will get credit from them. Applebee's gives cody 15% plus what we make on our raffles.
    Just trying to help him raise money for his trip.If you think you might come down and join us I'll make sure you get a flyer. They will play a cd of him while all of this is going on. We are getting really excited. If you look in my pics. on my space you will see his article that was in the journal reveiw. Let me know if you can come down.
    Hope to see you soon
    ttyl Love Emma
  • O:PsBetty Lovins

    Mar 27 2009 1:45 AM

    My love I lost
  • Rachel Rachel Sweeney

    Mar 27 2009 1:39 AM

    That's great! I'm doing home transcription. Pay is crap, but like you said, at least I have a job. And I'm home, so I don't have to worry about gas or about finding something to wear in the morning.
    :)
  • Rachel Rachel Sweeney

    Mar 26 2009 3:01 AM

    How are things with you?