.. (this is the most accurate depiction of my current interests.)
. Ron Paul
. friends = family
. you me & five bucks
. blood guts & gore
. dead body disposal
. toy collecting
. red sox baseball
. 70s-horror films
. photography
. dystopian film & literature
. the zombie survival guide
. nintendo DS lite
. sci-fi
. troma on the weekends
. punching people in the mouth (retired)
About me:
delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts.
Who I'd like to meet: no one.
ive found someone who:
1. understands why any form of media with "101 things", "removed from", and "human body" in the title needs my full, undivided attention. 2. agrees that herpes and horseback
riding are like new jersey and you: perfect together. 3. has an awkward appreciation for body abnormalities and isnt afraid to point one out to me. in public. 4. has actually been with a woman without having to give his credit card number.
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Hey laur!
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Greetings Agent L- I just wanted to let you know that I have recently come back from my "vacation." It lasted about 2 weeks and I have a handful of good stories to tell.. Your presence is requested along with Diana's in the near future to discuss past present and the future...
in regards to the comment you left on my karaoke picture with the "microphone condoms".. haha.. perhaps the asians who ran the place didnt want to catch our cracker germs.
yeah I rolled with the group video game themed costume concept for a while there, this year the concept was best man at my buddy's wedding fortunately as you can see in my profile pic I still got to be dressed up for halloween!
Ha ha! Maybe I could also make up an elaborate tale - like, I was putting my signs out front, when suddenly, someone started shooting at me from a helicopter - I couldn't say who for certain, but she kinda looked hot...
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