The Cankles were born simultaneously in 1965 by six different mothers and one father. the fathers name... Keith Hernandez. None of the Cankles are related, however they are both close family members. They both hate sea food. Shut up. As soon as the Cankles jumped out of their respective mothers vaginas, they met with a hi-five mid air.
The Cankles started playing music in 1982, the first single was the very popular "Peanut Shoes". They followed it up and cemented their career with the second single/ high school anthem, "Cranky Britches".
The current Cankles are NOT the original members. The original members both died in a very serious staring contest accident experiment involving a lot of cancer. But that's neither here nor there. The Cankles spend their days at a summer home in Florida, California.
ALSO DONT FORGET!!! Tomorrow night we are starting a movement. The Cankles are all going to commit suicide at 8pm. It should raise awareness of the incredible suicide rate here in the US. The governmet is ignoring this fact and it has to be brought to the forefront of their attention. WE MUST NOT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED. JOIN US. KILL YOURSELVES at 8pm. (please note: the Cankles will NOT actually be commiting suicide. But we are hoping that YOU still will)
In 2002 the Cankles released their first full length EP "Yeah, That's Right FAG" not only to be outdone by the later released inspirational/ambient album "Pee As Hard As You Can".
The Cankles have not only had officially the longest musical career of all time (Billboard Music Award), but the world is thirsting for what they will do next. The next, highly anticipated record (Unnamed) is already getting rave reviews from critics around the world.
The Album, which should be released late 2006 or 2007, is rumored to have guest appearances by Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan and the supporting cast of "Rush Hour 2" including Joaquin Phoenix.
This Friday night! To all and anyone interested in the organization, bring a few heads out who may need an introduction. To all others, be there with love in yr hearts & ready to bloody them dancing feet up!
OMG I cant wait til Tuesday!! WHooo Hoooooo!!! first time seeing the cankles!!!! Im a total cankle virgin heee heee at least i can say im a virgin for something damn
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Thanks for bringing some class and some reggae to our festivities. Hope my post-show interview was a'ight. I loved watching you guys doubling over but not laughing out loud in parts. Cancer! Thanks again for helping out a good cause!
You made cancer your bitch last night. Listening to your version of Polly made me feel as high as I was that one time I smoked all that oregano they told me was hash.
correct me if I'm wrong.............is one of your songs about me? I might sound like a total A-hole, but I felt this weird warm feeling whe I heard it.
anyways, I was wondering if you and all your fans would like to sit down on Sunday night and watch The War at Home on FOX @ 9:30 pm. i would really appreciate you support.
you rock..so hard, Danger!
love.
mama
have you ever seen "Gimme Shelter" and the hells angel stabs the guy in the crowd while the rolling stones play? thats what could have happened. way to flex and scare them off
YOU go better with corn. Thanks for playin' and talkin' shmack. Yeah, you're funny but the musicianship (especially bass) was awe inspiring. Please let us open for you at Soma.
