The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard - Chicago's Blurbs
About me: THE SICKEST F***ING STORIES I EVER HEARD is a remount of the popular WNEP production of the same name. The show features a cast of five performers (in the loosest sense of the word), playing Poker onstage, drinking beer and telling true stories from their own past, usually about drinking, screwing, vomitting, injuring oneself and/or someone else.
S.F.S runs on the first Saturday of every month at The Playground Theater. The show is at midnight and costs $10 to get in. The Playground Theater is a BYOB establishment. In fact, you probably SHOULD bring something.
You can also visit the Chicago show website at http://sickeststories.com/
The cast of the Belmont Burlesque Revue has decided to offer a little something extra this year for our favorite festival, Halloween! In addition to our regularly scheduled show on October 27th, the Belmont Burlesque Revue will also be offering a special performance on Saturday, October 13th at Martyrs' Pub (3855 N. Lincoln Avenue).
Jack Midnight and Second Cousin Joe, along with the screamingly sexy Belmont Bombshells, will bring you a mix of sultry, scary and outright silly tricks and treats carefully crafted to summon shrieks of laughter and squeals of delight. Join us for an evening packed with special guest acts including the spooky striptease of Claire de Lune, the ghastly comedy of Jared Logan and Nick Vatterot, the otherworldly magic of the Amazing Tomas and the preternatural juggling of Brad French.
Ready to get the sexy shivers? Reservations can be made at http://www.martyrslive.com or call 1-800-594-TIXX. Reserve today!
THE BELMONT BURLESQUE REVUE HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR!
WHEN: Saturday, October 13th. Doors at 9pm, show at 10pm.
WHERE: Martyr's Pub, 3855 N. Lincoln Ave, Chicago
HOW MUCH: So much show for only $10!
TO RESERVE TICKETS: http://www.martyrslive.com or call (800) 594-TIXX
I WANT MORE MORE MORE!!!: Purchase your very own hand-made pasties or BBR gear at our Burlesque Booth. Have it signed by the Bombshells during our post-show autograph session!
I'm not all that into anal, but given the opportunity I would probably totally be willing to take it up the ass from Ryan Gilmour. It wouldn't have to be in a hotel, either.