SillyCon Productions
General Info
Members
Matthew "Salamander Scrapple" Silfen................................................... Jeffrey "Fish-like Mathematics" Conner
Latest Blog Entries
- Apr 16, 2008 4:17 PM Things that came and things to come...
- Dec 24, 2007 12:56 PM update
- Jun 9, 2007 5:14 AM The new Sketches
- Jun 3, 2007 9:05 PM First filming in Cali!
- May 3, 2007 8:30 AM SillyCon Hosting L.A. screening of TROLL 2!!!
Music
Blurbs
About me:
Newest Sketch: Meshuggah's misheard lyrics from the song "Future Breed Machine" "Piece of Shit car" featuring Sean Becker of Awkward Picturesand Greg Benson of Mediocre Films! ...............SillyCon.net Is in a state of perpetual reconstruction... SillyCon moved from Baltimore to Los Angeles in Feb 2007. The two man team of Jeff Conner and Matt Silfen met during film class back in 2001 at Towson University. After taking 2nd place at Towson's 2002 film festival (only 2nd place because the fuckers that came in first CHEATED!), their friendship grew stronger and the humor insinuated between the two evolved then transformed into an ugly beast with no compassion or patience for "traditional" or "run-of-the-mill" style jokes. Today Jeff and Matt, (aside from having the same arrangement of consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant; consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant-vowel-consonant to their name), work dilligently to bring a side of humor to the masses that is too awkward for mere words. With the help of Steve the dog; they vandalize animals, food and ideas of normality. To date, they have released 3 DVD's, the latest (100 Halmburgers) being released July of 2006 at the Baltimore Comedy Factory. Since their move to California, they have released a few sketches singularly, but not yet a full dvd. The next epic SillyCon dvd is in the works. Please feel free to message us and write 2 paragraphs of absurd food, sexual and animal related prose. .. I edited my profile with Satan's Crazy Cheeseburger Wheel!!!Who I'd like to meet:
People who like to laugh, people with tons of money that want to pay us to do this forever. Bands that want us to use their music in a sketch, people who wantto act in SillyCon sketches, people who want to have sex with us in exchange for fruit. Check out Ellis! he rocks balls and we love him forever! Natty Kid Productions! http://www.nattykidonline.com/Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Baltimore
- Height: 0' 1"
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Children: Someday
- Smoke: No
- Education: College graduate
Interests
General
.. We enjoy taking what some might consider an every day scenario and putting not just a little twist on it, but a nails-on-chalkboard WTF twist to it. We still laugh at potty humor... If it's done right. Lots of our comedy stems from the random and the unpredictable. Lots of comedy fails horribly in this genre and some just get lucky. We're taking things to a whole new level. Please, if you've read this far, message us! We love Barbecue, even though Matt is Jewish.
SillyCon. We retarded like that.Music
MUSICIANS! we're always looking for GOOD music we can use in our short movies. If you have a link, please send it our way. If we are interested, we will contact you. Thanks! oh and check this--
Movies
Wet Hot American Summer, Fear and Loathing, Broken Lizard films (Super troopers, BeerFest), Troll 2 (Jeff moderates the group for Troll 2, the BEST worst movie EVER!, Mallrats, Half Baked, Abraham/Zucker films (naked gun, hot shots), Fando and Lis, Holy Mountain, ................. MANY more. mandy moore.Television
Television will rot your insides. except for us. watching us is like planting a candy tree in your face. smiles and sugar will continuously flow from your every orafice as you gleefully guffaw with glazed eyes. a river of deliciousness will spew from your mouth hole and others will run from miles around to drink from your sweetie mouth fountain. your brain will slowly be replaced with eclair cream as you listlessly nod and sign your life savings away to SillyCon. your eyes will crust in place with a layer of fructose so potent, childrens' toungues will stick to them if they try to lick your eyes; so much to the point that it will rip the bits of pink flesh from their very taste buds when they try to retract.Heroes
Seth McFarlane, David Cross, Tom Lennon, the entire STATE cast, Denis Leary, Salvador Dali, Mitch Hedburg, Wonder Showzen staff, etc...