Janety Douglass

There once was a girl who wore yellow
To whom Tim was inclined to say 'Hello'
She would shock and regail
With some eloquent tale
Tim became a much more learned fellow.

A church bishop vilified Janety,
Who slandered the church with profanity.
She was taken away,
By some doctors who claimed
Her behaviour was due to insanity.

There once was a gremlin named Janety,
Who said she was strong as a planety,
She lifted a truck,
Was crushed like a duck,
Far and wide she was mourned for her vanity.

Tim. ..