maybe black mesa?
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that was a joke; ha ha, fat chance.
Male
36 years old
Austin, Texas
United States
Last Login: 3/13/2009
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maybe black mesa?'s Interests
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| General | i love art, i love getting the weird ass ideas outta my mind and on canvas or paper or skin or whatever. i like building machines, too. i like hanging out at hip bars and pretending like i'm an important tattoo gangster type. i like wandering around in the wilderness and hiding from people like a goofy ninja. i like my doggy. hell, i like all doggies. | | Music | i am a the super duperist baddest assed bass player that you've never heard. you probably won't either, unless some fool shows me the money. you can't fake the funk, but you sure as heck can buy it. so pay me to make you sound better really, it'll be the best idea i ever talked you into. | | Movies | i wish somebody would make one about vampires. or computers taking over the world. or kung foo. or wait, i know, make one about elves and dragons and stuff. that'd be swell. | | Television | american idol sucks donkey dick. 'nuff said. | | Books | reading is fundamental. and fundament is an old-fashioned way to say ass. and you can call me al. so reading is for my ass. i've even taking to printing e-books on toilet paper, for less chafing. | | Heroes | george washington, abe lincoln, andrew jackson, benjamin franklin, mastercard, visa, and paypal. |
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maybe black mesa?'s Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | atx - 02 | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | tattooed art peddler | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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maybe black mesa?'s Schools
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Rollins College
Winter Park, FL
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: music - jazz performance
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maybe black mesa?'s Companies
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mystic monkey tattoo emporium
austin, texas US
owner
4607 bolm road (corner of bolm and springdale)
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since september 2006
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About me:
i tattoo, pierce, draw, paint, and create. oh, i build all sorts of tattoo machines too, from plain workhorses to fancy tatty-zappers. i have tons of artwork available for discriminating connoisuckers. sell ya a bass line? i also got married on april 1st 2007, to the love of my life, and i couldn't be more pleased.
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Who I'd like to meet:
people who want to get tattooed, pierced, or buy some really cool art. anyone who can explain to me just what in bejeezus is going on around here. also, i would especially like to hang out with other couples, as me and the wifey are old folks now, and want to be around our own decrepit kind.
IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME, YOU MUST PUT IN MY LAST NAME AS MYSTIC MONKEY. I AM SO SICK OF BEING SPAMMED BY STUPID INTERNET WHORES AND SCAMMERS.
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