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Kitchener
Melodramatic Popular Song

Tunes so catchy you can hang your coat on them



London, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  11/25/2009
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Member Since9/28/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.simonkitchener.com
Band MembersSimon Kitchener (Guitar, Vocals, Melodica, Xylophone)

Tim Mullineaux (Bass)

Tom Greenhalgh (Drums, Hands, Sticks & Things)

(Studio tricks and things - Dan Hahn)
InfluencesJacques Brel, Morrissey, Frank Sinatra, Scott Walker, Lee Hazlewood, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Ray Davies, Jonathan Richman, , Serge Gainsbourg, The Turtles, Velvet Underground, Jarvis Cocker, Neil Hannon, M Ward, Hawksley Workman, Jean-Luc Godard, Patrick Hamilton, Francois Truffaut, London, Nostalgia, Love, Fear, Beauty and the unfathomable complexity of human emotion.
Sounds LikeQuintessential English Pop
Record LabelRound, generally


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 20 2009 8:00P
OFFLINE @ Prince Albert, Brixton Brixton, London and South East
Jan 19 2010 8:00P
Musicborn@ Cafe 1001 FREE GIG LONDON, London and South East

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   About Kitchener

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The quintessentially English Kitchener cast an observant eye over present-day life in a collection of sometimes witty, sometimes nostalgic & ever infectious pop melodies

Born into the infamous Kitchener Travelling Circus family, 1 of 15 children, Simon was wowing audiences at the age of 3 with renditions of The Beatles “White Album” on the kazoo, while being fired from a cannon into the waiting arms of his brothers and sisters.

Aged 10, following a near fatal unicycle incident, he ran away from the circus to an English country boarding school where he learnt about Lou Reed, guitars and how to get out of a fight.

His first band The Soft Undergrowth sent Valentine’s cards to every girl at their school. They were consequently barred from the playground and labelled as sarcastic.

While at art college and made-up like a girl, Simon formed a glam rock band that toured France. After being misquoted in the French press as stating “Rock’n’Roll is my life”, he quit that scene and headed for a fresh start in London.

Rediscovering a love for the storytellers Brel, Hazlewood, Walker, Reed, Bowie, and Morissey, Simon started touring his own brand of storytelling around the clubs of London.

In 2005 Simon met Dr Gwilym Johnston who played double bass and really helped to get things going properly. Only a few months later a chance meeting with jazz drummer Tom Greenhalgh at a party in Essex completed the line up of a full band - KITCHENER. A Musical Circus family of their very own.

Recently Gwilym moved on and now Tim Mullineaux of Lucky Face fame (?) plays bass for the band.

Go and see them sometime. I'm certain that you won't be disappointed.

"Tunes so cathcy you can hang your coat on them" Lobster Quadrille Magazine, August 2007

"An eccentric troubadour.." The Guardian, July 2006

“So cool I'm getting goosepimples just stood by" PI Music.org, June 2005

As Heard On BBC Introducing with Tom Robinson on 6 music

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The Twist

The Twist



Sep 24 2009 2:04 PM


 

Prepare To Twist One Off - 18/10/09...
Whole Schebang

Whole Schebang



Jun 10 2009 2:30 PM

Good times last night! Thanks.
Marmaduke Dando

Marmaduke Dando



May 14 2009 3:59 PM

oip
camdenhead_webflyer
Nadeen White (THAT Nadeen White Experience)

Nadeen White (THAT Nadeen White Experience)



May 13 2009 2:56 PM

Hello! Thanks very much for last night, was a great evening and we really enjoyed everybody - great set by the way, really like your sound, was even better live! Great venue too.
Thanks again!
Nadeen
Britain's Got Talons

Britain's Got Talons



May 12 2009 3:39 PM

Kitchener's Got Talons!
Nadeen White (THAT Nadeen White Experience)

Nadeen White (THAT Nadeen White Experience)



May 6 2009 4:34 PM

yeargh! thank ye!

=D
The Lorcas

The Lorcas



Apr 29 2009 11:29 AM

Hello! We enjoyed playing your night the other week, see again sometime!

Cheers

Lorcs
The Lovebirds

The Lovebirds



Apr 27 2009 8:30 PM

thanks! it was a fun evening, let us know about any gigs!

All the best

G&L x
The Severed Limb

The Severed Limb



Apr 27 2009 5:09 PM

Sorry we dropped off the bill on Saturday. Would have been nice to catch up.

Come see us this Saturday at The Black Gardenia, Soho!
xx
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The Severed Limb

The Severed Limb



Apr 6 2009 4:35 PM

Cool! We're playing on the same bill as you at The Alma!
ANTONY ELVIN

ANTONY ELVIN



Mar 25 2009 12:45 AM

Sharoo !!
JARMEAN?

JARMEAN?



Mar 25 2009 11:34 AM

WE'd love to come and play for you again!! Had a great time and loved the venue!
Spk soon
..Jarmean?
xx
Luxury Condo

Luxury Condo



Mar 10 2009 8:53 PM

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CONDOMINIUM CLUB
FRIDAY 20th MARCH
THE ROYAL SOVEREIGN
NORTHWOLD RD E5
8 TILL LATE
LUXURY CONDO + DJ’S FRITZ AND NICE SEAN (playing 50’s rock n roll, rockabilly, ska, exotica, 60’s garage)

Come on down and shake some action!
Marmaduke Dando

Marmaduke Dando



Feb 28 2009 9:38 AM

Hello Simon, it's Power Down tonight, fancy coming down to check it out? Details here: www. powerdownordie. com
Adam Beattie and the Consultants

Adam Beattie and the Consultants



Feb 22 2009 3:36 PM

Hi Simon
Yes thanks for the gig. It was a lot of fun. btw how did you get a hold of Lonesome pigeon?
Cheers
Adam
idiot love

idiot love



Feb 13 2009 5:16 PM

"blindfold ride?"-yup.

take care simon.

x.
Whole Schebang

Whole Schebang



Jan 29 2009 12:01 PM

Thanks for adding us. Your music is lovely, especially Casual Air. Keep up the good work.
Citizen Helene & The Racists

Citizen Helene & The Racists



Jan 14 2009 6:50 PM

Thanks! Sorry we all ran off without saying goodbye properly - we all had to get up quite early this morning. Not very rock'n'roll!

Helene x
Twin & Tonic

Twin & Tonic



Jan 14 2009 10:52 PM

Thanks for having us at Bourne and Hollingsworth last night, fantastic crowd! we loved it! :)
Twin & Tonic

Twin & Tonic



Jan 14 2009 9:44 AM

Hi Simon,
Thanks for having us.
We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves and I can honestly say that was the warmest reception we have received yet! We'd love to play for you again.
Karen
xxx
citizen helene

citizen helene



Jan 9 2009 6:17 PM

Thanks! Looking forward to it :D xx
Pop Martyr

Pop Martyr



Dec 14 2008 8:54 PM

...and thanks for having us! Merry Christmas, and we'll see you in the new year Xx Denis O
The Severed Limb

The Severed Limb



Dec 15 2008 11:36 AM

More Kitchener tunes on your myspace please!
Luxury Condo

Luxury Condo



Dec 13 2008 5:09 PM

Thanks again for having us.
We really enjoyed it!
Am very sad about woolies.
Maybe we should open a bar in n16 called Woolworths!
Tall Stories

Tall Stories



Dec 11 2008 11:53 AM

hey no problem man. thanks for inviting me! had a great time.
see you in the new year
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