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Simon Wood
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GeneralThriller, crime, mystery and horror fiction and movies. I'm mad keen on motor racing and I used to compete in England during the early '90s. I'm a die hard Watford FC fan. I cycle and I like to travel.
MusicIn no particular order: Fall Out Boy, Moby, The Eagles, Rolling Stones, Coldplay, Zero 7, Dirty Vegas, Jimi Hendrix, Faithless, Tricky, David Gray, James Blunt, 10cc, Massive Attack, Stereophonics, Live. In general, Soul, Blues, Classic Rock, Alternative, Classical and Opera.
MoviesIn no particular order: Movies: The Thing, Farewell My Lovely, In The Mouth of Madness, Below, Pitch Black, Bortherhood of the Wolf, Unbreakable, The Usual Suspects, Blade, Prince of Darkness, Quatermass and the Pit, Dog Soldiers, Dead End, Inherit the Wind, The Great Escape, The Ipcress File, You Only Live Twice, From Beyond, The Italian Job (1968), The Haunting (1963), The Changling. Filmmakers: Hitchcock, John Carpenter,
TelevisionX-Files, John Doe, Prison Break, 24, The Shield, Coupling, Teachers (UK Version), Green Wing, Dr. Who, Star Trek TNG, The Loop, The Smoking Room, Peep Show, League of Gentlemen, Nip/Tuck, Twin Peaks
BooksWriters: Richard Stark, James Herbert, Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, James M. Cain, David Morrell, Agatha Christie. Books: Love on a Branch Line, The Long Goodbye, Black Evening,
HeroesJim Clark, Hitchcock, Tommy Sopworth, Frank Whittle, John Carpenter and Ralph Wiggum.

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Status:Married
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Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Slough, England
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer

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About me:

I’m Simon Wood and I’m an award winning thriller, crime and horror author.  Over the last nine years, I’ve had over 150 short stories and articles published.  My short fiction has appeared in a number “Best of” anthologies and I'm a frequent contributor to Writer’s Digest.  

I’m the author of WORKING STIFFS, DRAGGED INTO DARKNESS and ACCIDENTS WAITING TO HAPPEN and PAYING THE PIPER. My current book is WE ALL FALL DOWN. I write horror under the pen name of Simon Janus and my first horror novella, THE SCRUBS, came out last July. My very latest book is a humorous nonfiction book entitled WILL MARRY FOR FOOD SEX AND LAUNDRY under the pen name, Simon Oaks.

 Fictionwise.com is currently reprinting a number of short stories.

Originally from England, I moved to the US in ’98.  My wife, Julie, is American, but I don’t hold it against her.  Our lives are dominated by a longhaired dachshund, Royston, and four cats, Chewie, Chase, Bug and Tegan.  In my past, I was a competitive racecar driver and I’m a licensed pilot.  My mum likes that I’ve taken to writing, as she think it’s the safest thing I’ve done.  However, I still cycle and I travel to the far flung corners of the world, having recently returned from Latin America. I'm dyslexic and I'm sure there are rules against me writing for a living, but I never understood the memo.

You can learn more about me at www.simonwood.net, or email me at simonwoodwrites@yahoo.com.  I send out a monthly e-newsletter that you can join.

I hope you’ll check me out.

       

       


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Feel free to check out my e-newletter. As well as learning about current and upcoming books, it's a cockeyed look at the world and my place in it.

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Jul 11 2009 3:43 AM

Tickets for the Chicago "FESTIVAL OF FIENDS" is now on sale. With the purchase of a weekend pass you will get. Access to the show and all events. One randomnly inserted autograph card, one autographed 8x10, a free dvd(see site for sample titles, and finally the April 2009 issue of Autograph Magazine featuring the Forrest (Famous Monsters Of Filmland) Ackerman collection. While supplies last.The Festival Of Fiends weekend pass also gets you entrence to the PRICK OR TREAT TATTOO FESTIVAL being held in the same hotel For more info head over to http://ultimatehorrorcon.com/
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Jul 9 2009 8:12 AM

Hi Simon Wood - Author


If you would like to read a sample of one of the stories from ISLINGTON CROCODILES’ you can do that now as one of the stories is posted on the Islington Crocodiles blog page. RAIDERS is the disturbing story of Barwise and Micky.


As Graham Joyce says in his foreword to ISLINGTON CROCODILES, ‘This is the edge.’


You can follow this link direct to the blog page



RAIDERS


Enjoy it, and let us know what you think, leave a comment.


Also, if you are interested in buying a copy of ISLINGTON CROCODILES you can, as before, do that here:

TTA PRESS


black static


Thanks for your interest.


All the best….

Islington Crocodiles





Jul 8 2009 8:13 AM

Hi Simon Wood - Author


If you would like to read a sample of one of the stories from ISLINGTON CROCODILES’ you can do that now as one of the stories is posted on the Islington Crocodiles blog page. RAIDERS is the disturbing story of Barwise and Micky.


As Graham Joyce says in his foreword to ISLINGTON CROCODILES, ‘This is the edge.’


You can follow this link direct to the blog page



RAIDERS


Enjoy it, and let us know what you think, leave a comment.


Also, if you are interested in buying a copy of ISLINGTON CROCODILES you can, as before, do that here:

TTA PRESS


black static


Thanks for your interest.


All the best….

Brian Johnpeer





Jul 6 2009 11:38 PM

My short horror story FEBRUARY 14th is published at this site http://www.snmhorrormag.com/snmjulyissue1.htm
If you find the time please go there and leave me some feedback on the READER GUESTBOOK!
Thanks for your support!
Your friend,
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Jun 18 2009 3:50 AM

Thank for the add, Simon.
C.o.o.l cover!
I hope you're having a great summer.
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Jun 17 2009 11:39 PM

Thanks for the add!
Take Care.

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Jun 16 2009 11:54 AM

Twin Towers Two: a story by Ross Brodie





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Jun 15 2009 3:21 AM

Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel SACRIFICE is now in stores everywhere, including Amazon.com! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! Here are a couple reviews it's gotten so far:

“SACRIFICE is a full frontal assault on your senses. It is a dark, brutal, bloody and terribly frightening book. Everson went deep into some dark abyss to bring this book to the light of day.... I highly recommend SACRIFICE.”
—Famous Monsters of Filmland

“John Everson manages in SACRIFICE to dispense buckets of blood, provide edgy perversity, and walk the tenuous tightrope of horror and sex without falling: It’s rather an amazing feat.” –Hell Notes
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Jun 6 2009 8:56 PM

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Jun 3 2009 11:46 AM

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Jun 1 2009 6:50 PM

Hi, thanks for adding me.

The second edition of Islington Crocodiles is out now in limited numbers.

If you are interested in ordering a copy you can do that here:

TTA PRESS

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Jun 1 2009 4:42 AM

Thank u 4 adding me!Im glad 2 hav u
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May 31 2009 6:00 PM

Hey there, Simon!

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May 10 2009 6:25 AM






Wishing you a magical weekend! (Enoy your Mom's Day!)


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May 6 2009 3:42 AM

Just wondering how you were doing Simon? Hope all is well and that 2009 is going great for you so far.
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Apr 27 2009 3:09 PM

Thanks for the ad.


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Apr 26 2009 11:09 AM

I hope you've had a very creative and wonderful weekend so far, all the best.

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