Simplspeler

About me:

I am an Amerrican sitizen hoo is curently living and wurking in th Chek Republik as a langwej teecher and translaetor. Yes, I DO noe how to riet Inglish in th tradishonal maner, but I prefur not to becauz I beleev that th "tradishonal" ilojikal wae of speling maeks th task of lurning to reed and to riet considerably harder for children (and espeshaly for foreners), and it is wun of th maejor reezons whi thaer is such an alarmingly hie raet of funkshonal iliterasy in th Uenieted Staets. I am th jeneral secretaery of th "American Literacy Council", an organiezaeshon that promoets speling reform as a solooshon to th skorj of iliterasy and semi-literasy. I am aulso a keen suporter of Hueman Riets and th Anti-Wor Moovment. I consider mieself to be "in exsiel" heer in Uerop for th tiem being. At furst I was waeting for th Buush prezidensy to end, but it seems that th Oebaama prezidensy is not much beter in meny respekts, so I stil consider mieself to be a "refuejee" at this point!(I wuud strongly encurej everywun hoo reeds this to contakt thaer congreshonal reprezentativs and urj them not to alow a US atak on th naeshon of Ieran!!!)