Blates Sword in the Stone (Avec Martin Wise Owl and Shrives the Lairy Sugarpot), and erection-hunting in Little Mermaid. I was so right! Pervy Priest.
Television
GREEN WING. Have I yet hit home with my unhealthy Green Wing obsession? It's so good though! Look - this is an example of it's genius. Bex knows what I mean. ..
I love outtakes :) Also, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh (My new obsession..I'll be quoting non-stop again guuuuys!), Spaced, Family Guy, Never Mind The Buzzcocks...anything with Bill Bailey lol
Books
'Why are you applying to this college?'
'Because I love Harry Potter!'
By the way, We Need To Talk About Kevin is a very good book which is scary at the end. Also, I want to read Holly's diaries but she actually locks them in a box when I come around.
Heroes
Heroooooes…Okiedoke. In no particular order
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Josh
Obviously, as he is my favouritest person and I love him lots. It’s hard to think of what to say to explain why you love someone, but he is genuinely the most caring, sweet, intelligent and sensitive guy I know – too sensitive sometimes, maybe lol But I don’t know what I’d do without him and I’m very proud I’ve managed to keep him for so long. That was all horrible and sickening, wasn’t it? Ah, bugger it…
Anna
My sexmagicmidgetface who is possibly one of the best things that ever happened to me ? She has been there for me more consistently than anyone I’ve ever met, always knows exactly the thing to say to make me realize I’m being a twat or realize someone else is, is the most intelligent person IN THE WORLD and is fucking hilarious. On her myspace she says we don’t need to do the OMGUHEFFINLUVUZZ bit, but I want to because she deserves it and I’m so proud of her. OMGUHEFFINLUVUZZ!!!11eleven.
Adrian
I cannot begin to explain how much I love this guy, and miss him so much now that he doesn’t live in the cave of lower 6th with us. He has always protected me, cared for me and brought me down when I was getting just a little too full of myself, and for that I’ll always be grateful (because it happens a lot.) Plus, he is the Party King and his family are bare!
Lottie
The only person on Earth who it is impossible to dislike – I’ve never known her to do a slightly out of order thing to anyone she cares about EVER. This is surprisingly much harder than it sounds. So smart, sweet and fucking hilarious, she is also incredibly caring and I love her waybare – even when we spend every bloody day of the week together and still don’t get sick of each other ?
My Hoez
I had too much trouble trying to put these three in order because the four of us have been together so long, so I’m doing them all together in alphabetical order. AmandaI miss you so much, and really wish I spent more time with you because when I do it’s the funniest thing ever – I also wish you thought more of yourself because you’re one of the most gorgeous, witty and best-dressed people I know lol Holly Hilarious, intelligent, brave and gorgeous (I’m developing a sort of theme here), without you in my life I think I’d be bored about 80% more than I am already. You’re still my comedy partner, and together we shall taunt Josh into submission until we get bored and move onto someone else. Love you. Ruth It’s hard to believe we’ve been friends for so bloody long now, and out of all the Powell girls it’s only me and you who have stuck together – which says something. I’m going to miss you a lot when we go to different unis, my little drama bud ?
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God, I still have looooads of people. I’m gonna quicken this up.
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Bex I’m so glad me and you have got so much closer over the last two years, because now I don’t know what I’d do without you. But you don’t read these things so I’m just going to say that you’re a man or something. YOU EAT BATS.
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Kirsty You’re so special to me, and I don’t know if you know it – you’re always the first person I will come to when I’m in trouble or some kind of emotional crisis, and I know you’d be there. Love you!
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Special Mention
Firstly, My beautiful cousin Saffron (scene-kid and bulletin slag that she is) who I absolutely adore and is basically a legend. Also, The Black Tie Band for giving me a hobby and being the only reason I still sing.
Ok, I’m going to write a quick list here of my very special girls who I love but can’t write something for everyone because my brain will fall out and I’ll die. Chloe, Alex C, Jenny, Lucy N, Lucy B, Alex A, Julia, Sophie, Flora, Emma and Anna Y
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And my boyz, who won’t care I didn’t write something, but I love them anyway.
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Alex, Sam, Dan, Shrivesy, Rich, Ross, Stanners, Diggs, Ed, Chris, Martin and Rufus.
red, eclairs, peter cook, misheard lyrics, impromptu games ( I just remembered 'The Game', guys), nicknames, petty theft, text messages, that advert with all the paint dripping, soft hair, bad flirting, stupid comments, dress-up parties, adrian's sister's room, things that are silvery, bed, 'spot the paedo', bus rides, big jumpers and my stupidly good friends.
I dislike...
purple, pans, unnecessary 'random!'ness, pretentious lyrics, hide and seek, people who leave the accent off my name (often me), serious theft where you don't actually return the item to their owner, emails, deal or no deal, my hair, knickers as a flirting tool (Anna lol), arguing when I'm in the wrong, topshop victims, my room, gold, anywhere other than my bed when i want to be in my bed, actual paedos, trains, tight underwear and not many people, because sixth form is fairly awesome this year :)
Who I'd like to meet: Ooh, loads of people. I'd love to meet the Strokes, they sound well funny. Also, I'd quite like to meet Carl Barat, 'cause he was the REAL talent behind the Libertines and he was overlooked. And quite fit. Naturally, Steve Mangan, Julian Rhind-Tutt and Tamsin Greig (Rosie met her. I hate that.) because I like them lots and the make me giggle. Aussi, Julian Barrat and the ridiculously beautiful Noel Fielding - you so would.
1. I died: I never want to even contemplate that happening. 2. I kissed you: well, were ahving a civil ceremony, wot else we gona do when they say ' u may now kiss the bride, um, either of u...' 3. I lived next door to you: move in fo sho 4. You found out I was married: u practically are mate! 5. I stole something: depends wot it was, if its stuff for a girly night in, im all for it! 6. I was hospitalized: bring u bare grapes and girly mags to read 7. I refused to leave my home: walk in, tell u were going to the pub/ cinema/ my house, then bundle u into minty 8. I got into a fight while you were there: jackie chan some arses for u!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
9. Personality: amazing 10. Eyes: large and pwetty 11. Hair: i envy it 12. Family: so similar to mine, they are amazing!
WOULD YOU
13. Help me hide a body? haha i loved ur answer for this one!! sods fucking law...! 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? of course 15. Hold my hand? u know u want me to :) lol 16. Take a bullet for me? of course, u better hold my hand when the pull it out tho 18. Try to solve my problems? I try my best, although i usually just get us drunk instead! 19. Love me? forever ever, forever ever. ever ever, ever ever.... 20. Date me? MARRIAGE. ( i second that)
HAVE YOU EVER
21. Lied to make me feel better? no, im usually pretty bluntly honest with u lol 22. Wanted to kiss me? nah, thts invading josh's teritory lol 23. Wanted to kill me? NO! 24. Broke my heart? no, u effin broke mine biatch...! 25. Kept something important from me? not that i know of! 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? definately not, although u insist ur an annoying person, and i still bed to differ a further 5 years on
AND MORE
27. Who are you? titch 28. Are we friends? bessies. 29. When and how did we meet? year 9 maths, altho me shud have met so many times before that but just kept missing eachother! 30. Describe me in three words: my
OMG there so cool can they play gd live then?? lol tuttut u had a gd time then yh:D u alright today?? i met lots off ppl but yeah i met some one whos ace ilyyyyy xxxxxxx
lol ilove u more sinead lots and lots and when the hell u coming bk down here to party with me ??? like my new pics ?? lol i was online man omg the gig was so gd no joke and i met some one but yeah =[[[[[[[ u ok???? xxxxxxxxxxx
hey u star! before i go to spain i just wanted to say i hope edinburgh was fantastic and u had a brill time! im gona miss u loads darling, but we ARE meeting up wen i get back ok?! i cant deal with my lack of nady-ness anymore!! i love u loads and loads <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What's this? What's this? Ruth tells me you're performing in Edinburgh. Can it be true? What as? And when will you performing in someplace more southern?
lol thank you alright have fun you'r well ace tbh you are so guna be big lol ^_^ yeah il tell you all some time we only started going out sat night but i have known him for ages hes a well gd mate to ilyyyyyy xoxox
honey im home!!!!! so u better come in and see me tomoro, otherwise thats just too long without cinders and titch being together, i mean it used to b every single day rite?! LOVE U BARE! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh thankies you are a star! I'm getting very excited about my party now it should be fun, hope things are going ok where you are and oh thanks for letting me know what the song was - I just heard it on sugar rush :p loving you muchfully xxxxxx
oh hai naide hope band practice is going ok I really wish I could come and see you remember to let me know if you have ANY time at all ok? I could always come to Dorking if you don't have long anyway I wnted to know who sang and what was the title of your old myspace song you know the one that goes " I love you through something and something dragons I do" cause i can't for the life of me remember it and it's bugging me anyway hope to speak to you soon - you are still coming over on the 28-1st of august right cause then at least I get to spend time with you then and oh yeah my partay w00t :D oh do you think you would have time on that day to come early to help me and hols set up and things? don't worry if you can't speak to you soon I'm sure much love xxxxxxxx