Our band is made up of the best. Then, we decided to cut it back a little because everyone else was becoming a little jealous with all of our talent. So, now we’re content with being mediocre. We don’t want to toot our own horn, but we once played in front of God and he said that we’re way better than him. So, there you have it, we’re better than God. His words, not ours. We’re also better than Big League Chew… Alright, maybe we’re not that great, but we one day aspire to be just as great. Who knew that shredded bubble gum would be the bane of our existence?
David likes to play guitar. Well, he likes to play Skip-It a lot more than playing guitar, but since our band doesn’t really need a Skip-It! player, he decided the best option would be to use the guitar instead. We’ve benefitted greatly from that choice. I don’t know why he loves the Skip-It! so much, but I think it has something to do with the counter on the ball. Do run, do jump, do hop hop.
Brenton is our other guitar player. We call him our “other” guitar player because we hate him. Haha, look at your face when you read that. We don’t hate him at all. I was just testing you and you failed. Brenton is awesome. Just how awesome you ask? Well, he’s so awesome that his favorite vegetable inspired confectionary is candy corn. I think that anyone who’s prone to eating healthy even in candy form can’t all be that bad. It’s such a shame that he likes to also punch babies. HAHA, Totally got you again. You really are too gullible.
Ben, our singer, started life as a homeless robot. It wasn’t until a little talking cricket named Jiminy and a fairy godmother met up with him and helped him become a real boy. I’m sure you’re thinking that this sounds a lot like some Disney movie, well let me tell you another story. Disney totally stole this story from him. You don’t even want me to tell you about his lion brother named Simba and what story Disney stole from him. Yeah, that’s right; his brother was The Little Mermaid. Well, in this case, merMAN. MERMAN!
We have M@ on drums and he can beat on them better than any guest on Maury can beat their spouse. I’m sure that you’re asking yourself why his name is spelled like that. Well, there was a stuck shift key accident in the hospital on the day he was born. They had the choice of his name either being M@ or Snuffleupagus. Obviously, his parents chose the one that wasn’t the name of a depressed muppet on Sesame Street. He’s pretty great. When asked if he could have one wish what it would be, he said that he would want a kitten that whispers secrets. Need I say more?
So, there you have it. This is our band and this is who we our. Don’t like it? Too bad. Well, actually, please like us. You wouldn’t want to hurt our feelings. Have you ever seen an entire band cry before? It’s very emotional. You’ll hurt our feelings, we’ll cry, you’ll feel bad and want to kiss us. (We should note that this totally only applies to ladies. Any guys that hurt our feelings can take a free pass on the whole kissing thing. )
With all our great talents combined we like the think of ourselves as the proverbial musical embodiment of Captain Planet, but without all the pollution. Still, if there are some bad guys that want to pollute, we won’t think twice about busting out our rings and calling out, “Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart” and summoning Captain Planet to bust some ass. Also, we know Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers and Darkwing Duck. So, be careful. We not only rock in the music department, but also in our Disney Channel cartoon connections.
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whore slut face cunt. im tired of not doing anything =( three things need to happen, preferably by the end of the day.. #1 i need the password for the bands myspace #2 we need to throw vocals over all of our re-recorded material #3 have a pleasant day
oh and #4 take that weak ass, numetal circle with barbed-turd off our page. promote not what you don't support.
No Longer Music plan to tour this year through Lebanon, Turkey, Croatia and Finnland! Keep checking the profile for dates around August! If You are interested in a show in one of these coutrys, contact us at justthedriver (at) nolongermusic. com.
aghhhh i miss you too sinra! im great! i know i wanted to come see him and buy him a drink or something but i don't know how to get ahold of any of you now:(
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