The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or DRAG RACING .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Music
..Well I like all kinds of music. It just depends if im in the mood for some music..... Well I like Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Country(if im in the mood) lol.I also and have been getting into House, Techno, Hardhouse, Dance. Or music that you hear at a rave.
So the name is KEITH ALLEN MCKNIGHT! =] I graduated class of '09 at the all mighty Parkland High School. I am 18 years of age, oh yea. legal status hah =D... and make my wishes on August 20.
So the plan was college... but things have changed. I joined the Air Force on Sept 2, 2009 to become a member of the Security Forces =] I Leave to basic training Jan 12, 2010. After Traning and School I will try and do college courses and get a degree in Aerospace Engineering where should I become an officer I would become a Pilot =]
So Im a bit of an Athletic kinda guy, 6'2 and a bit tone hah. I like to play Football,Basketball, and Soccer especially.
I like lots of music Rock, Country, Metal, Rap, Hip-Hop. However, I am most interested into House, Trance, and Electro, Music that you would probably hear at a Rave. If anyone wants to know more about me feel free to message me. BUT please don't add me if you don't plan on talking to me... that's pretty whack. =P cheers! =]
Who I'd like to meet:
EVERYSINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! lol... Nah I just wanna meet lots a new people and make new friends!
FRI DEC. 18TH@CLUB 101 We proudly Present Felix Cartal & Don Diablo These Electro shows do tend to sell out from time to time and we hate having to turn alot of people away... so try to purchase your tickets in advance. EVERYONE IS WELCOME so help spread the word!!! GET UR PRE-SALE NOW!! **TICKET ENSURES YOUR ENTRY** Limited Advance Tickets Only $10/$15 and $15 at the door... Hope to see you there! SMG+Insomniac Present
yeah me either... i've seen felix twice and he really tears it up, but he keeps a banging beat all night... i like djs when they play banging, then darker and finish mellowish... thats how i build my sets.
above and beyond on the other hand did it the other way. started mellowish went darker and finished banging
i know dude i was having seizures with those strobes! i think they are for outdoors like the ones at tiesto inbetween the screens but oh well awesome show indeed :)
i left like at 1:50 cuz i had to take my friend home and he lives by austin hs and i live by montwood hs so yeah its a long drive and i only had like 2 hours of sleep cuz of stupid black friday lol... did you?
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COME PARTY WITH US :)
FRI DEC. 18TH@CLUB 101
We proudly Present Felix Cartal & Don Diablo These Electro shows do tend to sell out from time to time and we hate having to turn alot of people away... so try to purchase your tickets in advance. EVERYONE IS WELCOME so help spread the word!!!
GET UR PRE-SALE NOW!! **TICKET ENSURES YOUR ENTRY** Limited Advance Tickets Only $10/$15 and $15 at the door... Hope to see you there!
SMG+Insomniac Present
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above and beyond on the other hand did it the other way. started mellowish went darker and finished banging
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haha that would be sooo nice of me haha
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imy ohhh sooo much!
-hmm Ceddie is almost coming Keith :D
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