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Alex KOOLAID Ansel
Stand-Up / Alternative / Other

		Formerly known as KOOL-H.I.V. Male 25 years old Windcrest (San Antonio) United States Last Login: 2/3/2010

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/siraidofkool

Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Comedian Bio

Bio	Born in Ft. Worth Tx, two weeks later my Parents abandened me in San Antonio because they couldnt afford to feed me. Somehow ended up in Germany between ’84 thru ’94. They kicked me out because I outgrew the largest pair of Lederhosen ever produced. Came back to S.A. and been living in Windcrest ever since. I scratch out a living by moochin and telling jokes.
Website	alexansel.com
Influences	Fast Food and Slow People.
Members	Raphael, Donetello, Leonardo and Michealangelo
TV Shows	FOX
Films	Guys Gone Wild Belt Buster Editon. Credited Role as "Two Ton Tony".
Albums	WTF is an album?

Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Interests

General	Videogames, Im a huge collector, I own over 550 games across 16 systems. Star Wars/ Star Trek crossover erotic fan fiction, Beer,Nerd Rap and Hip Hop, Art, trolling messege boards, makin peeps ROFL, and Buffets.
Music	There's only two types of Music I listen too, Music made by Black people, and Music that was ripped off from Black People.
Movies
Television	Panasonic
Books	Anything by Paula Deen and Paris Hilton
Heroes	Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Chris Farley,Bernie Mac, Sam Kinneson, Bill Hicks, and Rodney Dangerfield.

Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Windcrest/ San Antonio
Body type:	6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian
Income:	$30,000 to $45,000

Upcoming Gigs

Dec 2 2009

9:00P

House of Rock presents The Beer N Berto Show

Corpus Christi TX

Dec 12 2009

8:00P

Holiday Toy Drive at The Enchilada Warehouse presented by A Slice of Comedy

San Antonio TX

Dec 18 2009

7:00P

ProCare Holiday Event

San Antonio TX

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About me:
All of his life Alex had been told he should do comedy. Even after being voted "Funniest Senior" at his High school when he graduated in 2002, it took him 5 years to go his first open mic. His life hasn't been the same since. Alex, Born Sture Alexander Ansel III in Ft Worth in 1984 has been performing on stages all over Texas. He's a regular at his home club in San Antonio. Recently he had the opportunity to play a role in "The Cleto Show" A San Antonio based sitcom starring Cleto Rodriguez and Tommy Munoz. Before that He was selling televisions for Circuit City. In under a year Alex went from selling TVs to being on them. Alex performs under the on-stage persona of "KOOLAID" a nickname he received as a child for resembling the rotund fruit drink character. He decided to keep the name, figuring there are worse nicknames to have. However that's not how he tells it on stage. A self-described Nerd, who fixes his neighbors computers, owns over 500 video games and quotes "Star Wars" endlessly has a universal appeal when it comes to his humor. He draws upon the positives and negatives of being morbidly obese, his retail experience, growing up in Germany and his struggle of living in the San Antonio suburbs of Windcrest.

For Booking info, please email me @ y2koolaid(at)yahoo.com

Who I'd like to meet:
YOU! at one of my shows.

Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Friend Space (Top 24)

Alex KOOLAID Ansel has 555 friends.

Rivercenter Comedy Club

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Bunsen Burgers

NERD The Focus & Energy Beverage

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Cleto

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javier bazaldua

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Joe Caliz

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Todd "The Gooch" Larson

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Mr. Nu'School

Jay Whitecotton

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Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Friends Comments

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~Unique Xpressions~ <R.I.P. David>	Dec 28 2009 2:57 AM Ay always happy to have new friends...Happy New Years to you too!!
T	Dec 23 2009 6:52 PM WooHoo it’s the holidays! Just passing through to say hope yours are safe and happy. Feliz Navidad!
Fernando Martinez	Dec 23 2009 8:30 AM Although half-finished, fernandonow.com makes your webpage look like some highschooler took a dump in HTML ;p
BLUE	Dec 18 2009 6:22 AM good just working and you? hows the comidy life?
Fernando Martinez	Dec 12 2009 11:44 PM HAH!!! One way or the other, they always get what they pay for =D
Im His [Sparkling Diamond]	Dec 3 2009 5:08 PM My Party is going to be @ Hyenas Comedy Club on December 20th. Txt me for more info....
LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS	Dec 2 2009 10:28 PM KOOLAID!! HOW U BEEN SWEETHEART? WHEN U COMIN BACK TO AUSTIN?
Triforce Mafia	Dec 1 2009 3:41 PM hey i am in town hit me up
~SANDRALEE.. YOU KNOW WHAT? GODS STILL GOT THIS! ~	Nov 25 2009 5:35 PM HAPPY THANKSGIVING! ;)
Adrian Feliciano	Nov 18 2009 10:21 PM Yeah dude, just add me on live!
Mr. Bear ♥	Nov 15 2009 5:05 PM no problem mr koolaid.
Trophy	Nov 15 2009 8:06 AM oh shit, not much man, just livin life, what about you
FLETCH	Nov 11 2009 4:47 AM You did an awesome set at The Jalapeno! hope to see ya again
Jason	Nov 10 2009 8:12 PM need any body to play got my band ready to kick ass
Mario Saenz	Nov 9 2009 11:24 PM thanx for add,bro....martha (ladysoto promotions) told me realy good things about you,when you perfomed in austin...looking forward to see you live soon...im also looking forawrd to performing in san antonio,open mike or otherwise...thanx again..good evening
Triforce Mafia	Nov 6 2009 10:12 PM whats up yo
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A3-21	Nov 5 2009 2:43 PM it wouldn't fit! Unless I cut back on punctuation and grammar! fuck that!
Apples 2 Orgies	Nov 4 2009 2:55 PM Sorry for the late response. I don't check my myspace too much anymore. Too much work. lol. I can ask DJ if he has any good pictures. That is the one to ask. lol. But he usually puts up his pics right before the next jalapeno. Thank you for the funny ass jokes you told. You really are an excellent comedian
Fernando Martinez	Oct 30 2009 12:25 AM Dig the simple beauty of my new layout? On a scale of 1-10 how envious are you? and it's okay if you say "11."
☮✩♡ teresa♡✩☮	Oct 28 2009 4:28 PM Oh billy bob...im headed your way!! Lol ok!
☮✩♡ teresa♡✩☮	Oct 28 2009 4:25 PM hey where is tezel rd? i wanna go to your show but have no clue where its at.....let me know!! ♥♥♥
LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS	Oct 27 2009 5:04 PM HEY ALEX DID U WANT TO COME OUT FRIDAY AFTERALL HUN?
LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS	Oct 26 2009 6:22 PM HELLO SWEETHEART HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT DAY DONT FORGET THAT THE COMEDY SHOWS THIS FRIDAY HOPE U CAN MAKE IT..:) LADYSOTO
OneinamiL	Oct 24 2009 5:22 PM Anytime, man. But I had to be late. The laws of nature thwarts the black man who tries to be on time (Late friends, dead gps, wrong directions, traffic jam, you telling your last joke as I arrive, just to name a few) Next time i'll come out there 2 hours early in order to be 10 minutes late.

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