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Alex KOOLAID Ansel
Stand-Up / Alternative / Other
Alex KOOLAID Ansel Formerly known as KOOL-H.I.V.

Male
25 years old
Windcrest (San Antonio)
United States



Last Login: 2/3/2010
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   Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Comedian Bio
BioBorn in Ft. Worth Tx, two weeks later my Parents abandened me in San Antonio because they couldnt afford to feed me. Somehow ended up in Germany between ’84 thru ’94. They kicked me out because I outgrew the largest pair of Lederhosen ever produced. Came back to S.A. and been living in Windcrest ever since. I scratch out a living by moochin and telling jokes.
Websitealexansel.com
InfluencesFast Food and Slow People. Photobucket
MembersRaphael, Donetello, Leonardo and Michealangelo
TV ShowsFOX
FilmsGuys Gone Wild Belt Buster Editon. Credited Role as "Two Ton Tony".
AlbumsWTF is an album?

    Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Interests
GeneralVideogames, Im a huge collector, I own over 550 games across 16 systems. Star Wars/ Star Trek crossover erotic fan fiction, Beer,Nerd Rap and Hip Hop, Art, trolling messege boards, makin peeps ROFL, and Buffets.
MusicThere's only two types of Music I listen too, Music made by Black people, and Music that was ripped off from Black People.
MoviesPhotobucket
TelevisionPanasonic
BooksAnything by Paula Deen and Paris Hilton
HeroesRichard Pryor, George Carlin, Chris Farley,Bernie Mac, Sam Kinneson, Bill Hicks, and Rodney Dangerfield.

     Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Windcrest/ San Antonio
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$30,000 to $45,000


   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 2 2009 9:00P
House of Rock presents The Beer N Berto Show Corpus Christi TX
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
Holiday Toy Drive at The Enchilada Warehouse presented by A Slice of Comedy San Antonio TX
Dec 18 2009 7:00P
ProCare Holiday Event San Antonio TX

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   Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Blurbs
About me:
All of his life Alex had been told he should do comedy. Even after being voted "Funniest Senior" at his High school when he graduated in 2002, it took him 5 years to go his first open mic. His life hasn't been the same since. Alex, Born Sture Alexander Ansel III in Ft Worth in 1984 has been performing on stages all over Texas. He's a regular at his home club in San Antonio. Recently he had the opportunity to play a role in "The Cleto Show" A San Antonio based sitcom starring Cleto Rodriguez and Tommy Munoz. Before that He was selling televisions for Circuit City. In under a year Alex went from selling TVs to being on them. Alex performs under the on-stage persona of "KOOLAID" a nickname he received as a child for resembling the rotund fruit drink character. He decided to keep the name, figuring there are worse nicknames to have. However that's not how he tells it on stage. A self-described Nerd, who fixes his neighbors computers, owns over 500 video games and quotes "Star Wars" endlessly has a universal appeal when it comes to his humor. He draws upon the positives and negatives of being morbidly obese, his retail experience, growing up in Germany and his struggle of living in the San Antonio suburbs of Windcrest. A WINNER IS YOU
For Booking info, please email me @ y2koolaid(at)yahoo.com
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU! at one of my shows.

   Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Friend Space (Top 24)
Alex KOOLAID Ansel has 555 friends.
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Alex KOOLAID Ansel's Friends Comments
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~*Unique Xpressions*~ *<R.I.P. David>*

Christian Harris



Dec 28 2009 2:57 AM

Ay always happy to have new friends...Happy New Years to you too!!
T

Trisha Cervantes



Dec 23 2009 6:52 PM

WooHoo it’s the holidays! Just passing through to say hope yours are safe and happy.
Feliz Navidad!

Fernando Martinez

Fernando Martinez



Dec 23 2009 8:30 AM

Although half-finished, fernandonow.com makes your webpage look like some highschooler took a dump in HTML ;p
BLUE

Jose Chavez



Dec 18 2009 6:22 AM

good just working and you? hows the comidy life?
Fernando Martinez

Fernando Martinez



Dec 12 2009 11:44 PM

HAH!!! One way or the other, they always get what they pay for =D
Im His [Sparkling Diamond]

Cassie Valdez



Dec 3 2009 5:08 PM

My Party is going to be @ Hyenas Comedy Club on December 20th. Txt me for more info....
LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS

LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS



Dec 2 2009 10:28 PM

KOOLAID!! HOW U BEEN SWEETHEART? WHEN U COMIN BACK TO AUSTIN?
Triforce Mafia

Triforce Mafia



Dec 1 2009 3:41 PM

hey i am in town hit me up
~SANDRALEE.. YOU KNOW WHAT? GODS STILL GOT THIS! ~

Sandralee Gods Child



Nov 25 2009 5:35 PM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! ;)
Adrian Feliciano

Adrian Feliciano



Nov 18 2009 10:21 PM

Yeah dude, just add me on live!
Mr. Bear ♥

Mr. Bear ♥



Nov 15 2009 5:05 PM

no problem mr koolaid.
Trophy

Trophy Colon



Nov 15 2009 8:06 AM

oh shit, not much man, just livin life, what about you
FLETCH

FLETCH



Nov 11 2009 4:47 AM

You did an awesome set at The Jalapeno!
hope to see ya again
Jason

jason tremillo



Nov 10 2009 8:12 PM

need any body to play got my band ready to kick ass
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Nov 9 2009 11:24 PM

thanx for add,bro....martha (ladysoto promotions) told me realy good things about you,when you perfomed in austin...looking forward to see you live soon...im also looking forawrd to performing in san antonio,open mike or otherwise...thanx again..good evening
Triforce Mafia

Triforce Mafia



Nov 6 2009 10:12 PM

whats up yo
.:Cilla.Baby:.

Percella Garcia



Nov 6 2009 8:54 PM

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A3-21

A3-21



Nov 5 2009 2:43 PM

it wouldn't fit! Unless I cut back on punctuation and grammar! fuck that!
Apples 2 Orgies

Apples 2 Orgies



Nov 4 2009 2:55 PM

Sorry for the late response. I don't check my myspace too much anymore. Too much work. lol. I can ask DJ if he has any good pictures. That is the one to ask. lol. But he usually puts up his pics right before the next jalapeno. Thank you for the funny ass jokes you told. You really are an excellent comedian
Fernando Martinez

Fernando Martinez



Oct 30 2009 12:25 AM

Dig the simple beauty of my new layout? On a scale of 1-10 how envious are you? and it's okay if you say "11."
☮✩♡ teresa♡✩☮

☮✩♡ teresa♡✩☮



Oct 28 2009 4:28 PM

Oh billy bob...im headed your way!! Lol ok!
☮✩♡ teresa♡✩☮

☮✩♡ teresa♡✩☮



Oct 28 2009 4:25 PM

hey where is tezel rd? i wanna go to your show but have no clue where its at.....let me know!! ♥♥♥
LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS

LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS



Oct 27 2009 5:04 PM

HEY ALEX DID U WANT TO COME OUT FRIDAY AFTERALL HUN?
LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS

LADY$OTO.Lvs.HERKIDS



Oct 26 2009 6:22 PM

HELLO SWEETHEART HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT DAY DONT FORGET THAT THE COMEDY SHOWS THIS FRIDAY HOPE U CAN MAKE IT..:) LADYSOTO
OneinamiL

OneinamiL



Oct 24 2009 5:22 PM

Anytime, man. But I had to be late. The laws of nature thwarts the black man who tries to be on time (Late friends, dead gps, wrong directions, traffic jam, you telling your last joke as I arrive, just to name a few) Next time i'll come out there 2 hours early in order to be 10 minutes late.
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